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an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Kelly posted:

He lives in luxury apartments in Hoboken, the same ones Eli Manning lived in until he moved to Summit - I would imagine the cops are quick to put an end to any shenanigans there. And for all we know, dumb Artie had the stuff out in the open in his car.


:lol:

Does that apartment have a garage or is it street parking?

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Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

an adult beverage posted:

Does that apartment have a garage or is it street parking?

All articles say parking garage. For example, this one http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2017/03/artie_lange_arrested_drugs_hoboken.html

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that Eli Manning probably wasn't spending his nights double parked and waiting for a spot to open up within 5 blocks of his multimillion dollar condo's highrise building with a view of the City in Hoboken.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Ether Frenzy posted:

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that Eli Manning probably wasn't spending his nights double parked and waiting for a spot to open up within 5 blocks of his multimillion dollar condo's highrise building with a view of the City in Hoboken.

We used to keep an eye out for the parking authority and when we saw them coming run downstairs to feed the meter. My parking fines probably helped to build Frank Sinatra Park

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Pete Holmes was interviewed on Fresh Air today and of course Artie's arrest came up. Pete said when someone texted him about Artie his first assumption was that Artie would be dead, so he was relieved when he found out Artie was merely arrested for cocaine and heroin.

Apparently that's the level of expectation people have with Artie these days. Well he's not dead, he's only in jail.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Former Human posted:

Apparently that's the level of expectation people have with Artie these days. Well he's not dead, he's only in jail.

These days? People have felt that way for at least 13 years now...

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Said it before but the 180 this thread pulls when he actually does pass will be hilarious.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Crotch Bat posted:

Said it before but the 180 this thread pulls when he actually does pass will be hilarious.

How so? Ill be calling him a lying junkie long after he is dead. Hes also a hack that has been doing the same jokes since the Stern show.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

JB50 posted:

How so? Ill be calling him a lying junkie long after he is dead. Hes also a hack that has been doing the same jokes since the Stern show.

The general notion that you can post anything Artie related and get 20 posts of pure, unadulterated venom towards it seems to point towards the current hive mind ITT more or less hating Artie's very existence but they'll flip on a dime when he dies and act like a king among men has passed (I'll now get 10 posts telling me the opposite).

I'm probably steering the boat already though by mentioning.

Advice
Feb 17, 2007

Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revanche
Je veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends
Don't be surprised if people like me also come out of the woodwork, someone who really just feels sorry for a fat old funny man and wish there was something better at the end of a life of a man who brought me so much personal joy. I really doubt he likes how he treats people but it's his cross to bear, not mine to judge.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
If you may remember, after Doug Z. Goodstein lost his job when HowardTV ceased to exist he was hired to do the same work for a very well known black radio station program called "The Breakfast Club". He was later fired and the claim essentially boils down to reverse racism and ageism. Richie Wilson is also part of the suit.

It's a hell of a read. Apparently this station was so bad that it made the Stern show look beyond professional.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/execs-diddy-revolt-tv-unfairly-treated-white-workers-suit-article-1.3004322

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Crotch Bat posted:

Said it before but the 180 this thread pulls when he actually does pass will be hilarious.

I'll go on record before he dies and say that I like Artie so much that I subscribe to his lovely podcast.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Crotch Bat posted:

Said it before but the 180 this thread pulls when he actually does pass will be hilarious.

Artie will outlive every single one of us.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

Crotch Bat posted:

If you may remember, after Doug Z. Goodstein lost his job when HowardTV ceased to exist he was hired to do the same work for a very well known black radio station program called "The Breakfast Club". He was later fired and the claim essentially boils down to reverse racism and ageism. Richie Wilson is also part of the suit.

It's a hell of a read. Apparently this station was so bad that it made the Stern show look beyond professional.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/execs-diddy-revolt-tv-unfairly-treated-white-workers-suit-article-1.3004322

I heard the reason Doug was fired was because he gave one of the DJs some baby clothes and then asked for them back.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
I think the frustration most of us have with Artie, is that for the daily listeners of the show, most will point to him leaving as the start of a different kind of show.

But thats how the evolution of the show has gone. Look, maybe you just dont get the show? It happens organically. What do you do for a living?


F-Timmy

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

some guy on the bus posted:

I'll go on record before he dies and say that I like Artie so much that I subscribe to his lovely podcast.

I subscribed initially but didn't keep up with it. I still maintain he is the reason that the first few years of SIRIUS are one of the best eras in the show's history, and that the state of the show now and since he left being so sad is a reflection of him being gone. Not that the 2009 era, heroin-fueled Artie was a positive for the show.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sand Monster posted:

I subscribed initially but didn't keep up with it. I still maintain he is the reason that the first few years of SIRIUS are one of the best eras in the show's history, and that the state of the show now and since he left being so sad is a reflection of him being gone. Not that the 2009 era, heroin-fueled Artie was a positive for the show.

Yeah, Artie on Sirius was a huge difference, since he got to swear. It made the show very different and it was great for the first few years, before Artie kind of lost his mojo.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sand Monster posted:

I subscribed initially but didn't keep up with it. I still maintain he is the reason that the first few years of SIRIUS are one of the best eras in the show's history, and that the state of the show now and since he left being so sad is a reflection of him being gone. Not that the 2009 era, heroin-fueled Artie was a positive for the show.

Yeah, if 2006-2008 Artie could have just repeated himself and avoided the crash, the show might still be fantastic. It would at least be WAY better than it is.

But yeah, I think we can all agree that Artie on his own = ok to bad, but Artie w/ Howard = Ok to excellent.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

I actually liked the Nick and Artie show for awhile there, too, and listened to it pretty regularly. Nick was the problem there, if anything.

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

Advice posted:

Don't be surprised if people like me also come out of the woodwork, someone who really just feels sorry for a fat old funny man and wish there was something better at the end of a life of a man who brought me so much personal joy. I really doubt he likes how he treats people but it's his cross to bear, not mine to judge.

Yeah, I feel sorry for Artie in that he can't get his demons under control, but all of the Stern clips and shows with him on there have given me the greatest laughs. The Mike Walker fart tape alone will make me laugh...forever.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Zoben posted:

The Mike Walker fart tape alone will make me laugh...forever.

"Longest, loudest, wettest... this wins them all."

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sand Monster posted:

I actually liked the Nick and Artie show for awhile there, too, and listened to it pretty regularly. Nick was the problem there, if anything.

Nick is so funny until politics comes up. It's a damned shame.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Zoben posted:

Yeah, I feel sorry for Artie in that he can't get his demons under control, but all of the Stern clips and shows with him on there have given me the greatest laughs. The Mike Walker fart tape alone will make me laugh...forever.

This and the "Oh Yeahhh" with old porn starts are gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYQs3nY6e4E

Edit: God this clip is amazing. The porn dialog is hilarious on its own but then Artie starts to loose it just as the as the guy is going "UUGHGHHHGHG. OHHHHH? UUUUUUGH" and THEN Gary starts in with "Howard....Howard"

Bonzo fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Mar 22, 2017

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

prefect posted:

Nick is so funny until politics comes up. It's a damned shame.

True. I really liked the Nick and Artie show, you could download the podcasts as well which was handy. For a short while they had a good thing running.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Bonzo posted:

This and the "Oh Yeahhh" with old porn starts are gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYQs3nY6e4E

Edit: God this clip is amazing. The porn dialog is hilarious on its own but then Artie starts to loose it just as the as the guy is going "UUGHGHHHGHG. OHHHHH? UUUUUUGH" and THEN Gary starts in with "Howard....Howard"

:cawg:

Baba Booey thinks "chess is gay" is some kind of comeback. :newlol:

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

Bonzo posted:

This and the "Oh Yeahhh" with old porn starts are gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYQs3nY6e4E

Edit: God this clip is amazing. The porn dialog is hilarious on its own but then Artie starts to loose it just as the as the guy is going "UUGHGHHHGHG. OHHHHH? UUUUUUGH" and THEN Gary starts in with "Howard....Howard"

"TAKE IT YOU OLD BAG"

And while Artie was great, Billy West doing the Jackie Puppet might be peak Stern for me. Several places in this 9-hour vid.

"How do you know it's Thanksgiving? When you get Easter cards from Ronald Reagan." *cackle cackle*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_GLbeBZ1Nk

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I really like the interviews :ohdear:

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Crotch Bat posted:

Said it before but the 180 this thread pulls when he actually does pass will be hilarious.

Dude it's gonna be so loving funny, I can't wait. LOL!

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Bonzo posted:

I bet Artie went to his dealer, snorted some on the drive back home and forgot that he left his stash in the car.

Here's you explanation right here.

Also nthing the notion that the first few years of Sirius with Artie in tow were peak Stern. hIt wasn't just the fact they were allowed to curse and that they were 100% uncensored with the gloves were in and of itself, but the fact that it allowed everyone to talk they normally would and talk more honestly about poo poo they did. Artie was a really great foil, way more so than Robin and had really really good comedic timing.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

BiggerBoat posted:

Here's you explanation right here.

Also nthing the notion that the first few years of Sirius with Artie in tow were peak Stern. hIt wasn't just the fact they were allowed to curse and that they were 100% uncensored with the gloves were in and of itself, but the fact that it allowed everyone to talk they normally would and talk more honestly about poo poo they did. Artie was a really great foil, way more so than Robin and had really really good comedic timing.

There was a lot of value to the not-being-allowed-to-swear years, because they had to do such silly evasions that they became funny jokes in themselves. Putting something "in your buttocks" always made me crack up.

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.

DeadBonesBrook posted:

I heard the reason Doug was fired was because he gave one of the DJs some baby clothes and then asked for them back.

Nah, P. Diddy just didn't like the way Goodstein looked at him with his crazy eyes.

Caper
Feb 20, 2005

Fallen Rib

Ether Frenzy posted:

He woulda had to take care of the kid

Ok I know I'm an airhead but what is this a reference to?

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.

Caper posted:

Ok I know I'm an airhead but what is this a reference to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyr9x6yY64I

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Caper posted:

Ok I know I'm an airhead but what is this a reference to?

Arties dirty cop buddy....and it all reality the movie "Bad Lieutenant"

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOg8lQB5NRc

Behold! Where ETA went to high school.

I think I saw Jerry, but I definitely didn't catch a glimpse of any ramps.

adebisi lives
Nov 11, 2009
I almost feel like Howard's divorce is a better line of demarcation on the two halves of the stern golden years rather than the move to Sirius. Pre-divorce stern was more adversarial towards pop culture and seemed more ambitious and driven towards the show. After the divorce Howard slowed down his creative output with the show and tried to be more of a celebrity both with his dating before Beth and even the move to Sirius. This all happened gradually over years but after the divorce you can see his transformation from a renegade radio show contrarian to a show biz celeb.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

adebisi lives posted:

I almost feel like Howard's divorce is a better line of demarcation on the two halves of the stern golden years rather than the move to Sirius. Pre-divorce stern was more adversarial towards pop culture and seemed more ambitious and driven towards the show. After the divorce Howard slowed down his creative output with the show and tried to be more of a celebrity both with his dating before Beth and even the move to Sirius. This all happened gradually over years but after the divorce you can see his transformation from a renegade radio show contrarian to a show biz celeb.

I told you not to be stupid you moron

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001
What are some of the little touches about the show that always put a smile on your face? Two that come to mind for me are when Hook Nose Mike would call in, and his greeting became obligatory but secondary to the conversation. "Hey there Howard ya hook nosed jew bastid, listen:"

My other favorite is whenever Dominic, Bloated Attorney would call in and Fred would do the gurgling noise right away. There's so many touches that Fred adds, it's hard to think of them all.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Whenever I hear Fred or Benjy laugh in the background

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Geekslinger
Jan 30, 2005

MrMidnight posted:

Whenever I hear Fred or Benjy laugh in the background

Fred laughs are one of my favorite as well. He sounds genuinely amused when it happens.

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