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New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

This is a competition between humans though

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poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

New Concept Hole posted:

But the US wants someone who can win an elimination game

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Well gently caress.




:911: :patriot: USA USA USA :patriot: :911:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Puerto Rico's run and enthusiasm on the island is actually impacting the local economy. Beauty shops are running out of hair dye/bleach.

http://nypost.com/2017/03/22/this-baseball-ritual-is-robbing-puerto-rico-of-its-hair-dye/

Go Team Yadi!

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Pancakes posted:

Go Team YadJavi!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



good gravy, the seth mcclung meme surfaces in 2017

i saw him pitch at a AAA game years ago and it was all i could think about the whole time

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Go America

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Vamos Yadi, Vamos Correa, Vamos Boricua Puņeta

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

youtube stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKK29VftuS0

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Go USA

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


leyland really setting up a stroman argument please don't report this post

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Let's win this USA, also go Javy.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
There's a Cubs game on right now and I couldn't give less of a poo poo. Let's go MURICA.

Also seriously where the gently caress is Goldschmidt?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol that puerto rico gets salsa music and the american music is dopy, generic buttrock

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


I thought that was lovely country music


Not enough squeals for buttrock

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
Uh the Puerto Rican national anthem is the Star Spangled Banner tho

ego symphonic
Feb 23, 2010

http://deadspin.com/team-usa-wants-to-inspire-baseball-kids-to-be-boring-fu-1793544803

I kinda want Puerto Rico to win now

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
American citizens win regardless. Take that rest of the world.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

https://twitter.com/BillShaikin/status/844670057053499392

I want to cheer team USA but OTOH I hope Javy hits a majestic 500ft bomb and flips his bat so hard Kinsler's head explodes in rage.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



Came here to post that. Go PR!

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

The world calls for baseball, and we answer. No greater good. No just fun.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Puerto Rico praying in the dugout and team USAtheist just screwing around.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Popete posted:

Puerto Rico praying in the dugout and team USAtheist just screwing around.

After this game concludes there will be no god.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

Popete posted:

Puerto Rico praying in the dugout and team USAtheist just screwing around.

Prayers don't score runs. Only hustle and grit.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
I'm at the game. Puerto Rican fans outnumber US fans 2 to 1.

I've lived in LA for 31 years and I don't think I've ever met a Puerto Rican before.

So I'm assuming these are all hipsters rooting for PR.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Praying to the BABIP gods.

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Good start

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Puerto Rico is going to win because they're cool and good.

Vega Alta represent!

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Bob James posted:

Prayers don't score runs. Only hustle and grit.

ᚢ-rating is everything.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Nice first pitch ground out, Kinsler.

But hey, at least you didn't show any evil emotions that the kiddies might pick up! :rolleyes:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


:woop:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Yelich has had some really heads up base running this WBC

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I can't believe he's leaving Arenado in clean up.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Popete posted:

I can't believe he's leaving Arenado in clean up.

If he were batting against the Giants he'd have like 50 RBIs already.

And that doesn't even add up.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


isnt that 5 K's in a row for Arenado

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Leyland: "I'm not going to change anything!"

*Arenado strikes out again*

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
His timing is totally off, he looks very uncomfortable.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Popete posted:

His timing is totally off, he looks very uncomfortable.

Leyland is being pressured by Big Colorado. They're probably withholding his diabetes medicine unless Arenado plays. What do you expect him to do?!

ego symphonic
Feb 23, 2010

Yo Arenado has looked like trash this entire tournament

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


nice inning

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