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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > World Baseball Classic 2017 - Watch Retired Dudes Relive Their Glory
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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nolan Arenado is going to have sex with a fat woman his next time at bat.

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Care Bear Stairs posted:

i think it is 95

Correct, unless he's in the middle of an at bat. He can finish the at bat but has to leave after the at bat.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 marcus dealing

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Stanton going full Arenado tonight

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 the movement on that pitch

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Pulling a pitcher halfway through a no hitter in the finals of the WBC is a really bad look for the tournament, though I suppose it's probably an MLB directive

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
I crave another Arenado at bat. It's a performance art.

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Marcus Strowns

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Marcus Strowns, Man
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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Haha! Whoop!

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 he could pitch into the 9th at this pace

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
Happy to see this from Stroman, please carry it into the season thanks :)

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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
It'll be amazing if he reaches 95 pitches at 8.2 innings.

The backlash will be amazing.

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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Nobody warming in the bullpen.

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

quote:

🎶Comin to ya, in Dodger land
Good pitching, out of my hand🎶
🎶And when you get it, you'll get nothing
So don't worry, cause I am shoving🎶

🎶I'm a Stro.man
I'm a Stro.man🎶
🎶I'm a Stro.man
I'm a Stro.man🎶
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
A HIT!

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
About time Nolan

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

 YES A HIT!

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 slump buster!

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Ahahaha of course

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 USA getting chin music for being too stoic

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
And then Arenado fucks up the high five

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Arenado finally gets a hit, followed by Hosmer getting hit.

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

 that was a great AB from Cutch

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 stick the fork in em, USA

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Crawford! :woop:

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

 RIBBIES!!!

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Nice hit!

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Yes!! Crawford you beautiful man

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 GAP

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
:rip: PR

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Crawford owns!

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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Go go American All-Crawford's!

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 javy go do something recklessly dumb and also super cool

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nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
:911:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Dare I hope that the USA might actually be the best at honkball?

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

MORE RUNS :circlefap:

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Heck yeah

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