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LonelyMudkip
Jul 19, 2016

Rahonavis posted:

I shouldn't have looked this up. But I did. And so help me, it really is the bad dream version of a Dinotopia movie. (It's set in modern times! The gentleman scientist father and son POV characters are replaced with hot teen boys! The big carnivores aren't just hungry, they're straight up evil! It isn't that it's physically impossible to leave the island, you can but the Dinotopians won't let you! Christ, how do you miss the point of a book this badly?

I'm 90% sure there is also a Dinotopia movie because I think I had it on dvd as a kid and I remember it being kind of like how you're describing it? At least I think it had the sons and the dad and the being stuck on the island part. I might take a look through my DVDs and see if I can find it

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Mar 23, 2017

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006


Do they know that the colon makes "A Netflix Mystery Movie" part of the title?

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

The MSJ posted:

The movie scored 250 million worldwide on a 6.5 million budget and we will get a sequel this year.

burn this industry to the ground

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.




Oh man, they're finally making a Dark Souls movie? *Googles*


:smith: oh.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Teenage Fansub posted:

Do they know that the colon makes "A Netflix Mystery Movie" part of the title?

I read it like when books have "Title: A Novel" on the title page.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





Uh... should I recognise this shield?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

More transformers garbage.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Mister Chief posted:

More transformers garbage.

Seriously? I thought it was a King Arthur thing. It even has one too many dragons! :(

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

THE BAR posted:

Seriously? I thought it was a King Arthur thing. It even has one too many dragons! :(

Who says it isn't a King Arthur thing? There is a reason it's subtitled The Last Knight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLA6cpLwr6A

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Uh... should I recognise this shield?

No, but I think you are supposed to think it's fantasy movie poster until you get to the familiar symbol and shapes at the bottom.
https://mobile.twitter.com/michaelbay/status/844581189772042240?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
https://mobile.twitter.com/michaelbay/status/844579982114521089

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Mar 23, 2017

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




A Transformers poster that sucks because it's too subtle.

How ironic.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Dissapointed Owl posted:

burn this industry to the ground

Better than spending 250 million and making 6.5!

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Looks like someone actually spent effort to render most of that shield, and then the robots at the bottom were just applied using some terrible filter.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Yes, how dare directors take a stab at horror movies that do well. Burn it all down!!

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Vintersorg posted:

Yes, how dare directors take a stab at horror movies that do well. Burn it all down!!

There are many metrics by which you can judge films, including ones that aren't financial.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!


Sweet. A movie about the flat earth theory.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Vintersorg posted:

Yes, how dare directors take a stab at horror movies that do well. Burn it all down!!

It's the only way to be sure.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

alien-human sexy times

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

drat, I want this poster.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
New Lars Von Trier Alien movie looking good.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Wowzers!

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Good poster.

That's the flat view of Xeno queen's head design in the background above, right?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Probably not.

Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth

I saw a three headed dragon and immediately saw King Ghidorah, so for a brief moment I thought, "that's a weird poster for the Godzilla sequel."

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Paper Kaiju posted:

I saw a three headed dragon and immediately saw King Ghidorah, so for a brief moment I thought, "that's a weird poster for the Godzilla sequel."

I'm torn as to whether or not a pre-skyscraper kaiju film would be good. No big buildings to knock down? I dunno.

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

This is a good poster.


But it reminds me of the part of Alien Resurrection when Ripley was rolling around all sexytimes in the mass of xenomorphs with the Queen and her "hybrid baby" with the stupidest nose in movie history.




I'm actually one of the people who enjoyed the original release of Resurrection, but reminding anyone of that scene is not a good thing.

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Mar 23, 2017

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Alien Resurrection is easily the worst film in a franchise that I enjoy and Joss Whedon should have been arrested after it came out

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

I assume this will never exist outside breathless FIRST POSTER REVEALED blog posts but what a dumb mess

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Avengers have to unite to fight the new threat: JL?

Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/BatmanNewsCom/status/844944212365885441

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Reminds me of Rodin's "Gates of Hell"



(it's hard finding good pictures of detail of the inner panels):

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Palpek posted:

Good poster.

That's the flat view of Xeno queen's head design in the background above, right?

Yeah that's definitely a queen's parietal frill, or at least supposed to evoke one.

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Mar 23, 2017

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Avengers have to unite to fight the new threat: JL?

Joseph Levitt, he must have dropped the hyphen

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Improbable Lobster posted:

Joseph Levitt, he must have dropped the hyphen

I'm pretty sure they have to unite to stop the universe's gravest threat:

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


The alien in the middle reminds me of the baby from this.



Also, this poster is incredible.

Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010


the composition here is pretty unmistakably Giger, is it based on a specific work or is it just one to evoke the style of his paintings?

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THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?


The carbon texture confuses me. I can understand Batman having the Batmobile, obviously, but the rest? You can't even see Wonder Woman's plane, so what' the point?

Will there be drifting?

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