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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

But was he killed to death?

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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Florida man vows to return to scene of urination

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/florida-man-vows-return-scene-urination/053DwsdW4FJmeoILLaWhGO/

While being arrested, Lorusso told a warehouse employee “You may kick me off now, but I’ll be back,”

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Inzombiac posted:

I had cut out a headline that said,
"Vandals Attack Boring Farm"

But I think I lost it. Boring, Oregon. The most aptly named town in the country.

It's twinned with Dull, Scotland. :v:

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

bitterandtwisted posted:

It's twinned with Dull, Scotland. :v:

Haha, good one. That's...

"Wikipedia" posted:

In 2012, the town was paired as a sister city to the village of Dull, Scotland, United Kingdom, and to Bland, New South Wales, Australia in 2013 due to their unusual names.
:aaa:

Pretty neat that they all went along with it.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Lime Tonics posted:



Florida man vows to return to scene of urination

How could anyone stay mad at this lovable pirate?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Phlegmish posted:

How could anyone stay mad at this lovable pirate?

I'm kinda mad he missed the pun opportunity of "I'll pee back."

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
I don't get why they don't tell him "that answer is stupid and doesn't make sense"

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

theflyingorc posted:

I don't get why they don't tell him "that answer is stupid and doesn't make sense"

Just so long as they warned him, "Urine trouble now!"

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

Wheat Loaf posted:

Just so long as they warned him, "Urine trouble now!"

Most likely he was flustered and just let loose a stream of consciousness response.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Ape Agitator posted:

Most likely he was flustered and just let loose a stream of consciousness response.

Now that's a number one suggestion.

Gloryhold It!
Sep 22, 2008

Fucking
Adorable
The joke is pisss

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

This will always be my favorite Gerry Adams interaction:

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnLyt6v59_o

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Police called to South Euclid Taco Bell due to dispute over 'Fire' or 'Mild' sauce

SOUTH EUCLID, Ohio - A very saucy situation brought police to the Mayfield Road Taco Bell on March 12.

Employees were concerned when a disgruntled customer held up the drive-thru line because she didn't like the choices of sauce available to her. So, they called South Euclid police.

When they arrived, officers saw that the line was backed up by several car lengths, and asked the frustrated Taco Bell customer what the problem was.

According to the South Euclid police, she told officers the reason for the holdup was that Taco Bell was out of "Mild" sauce, her preferred condiment, and had only "Fire" sauce on hand.

She was also frustrated that Taco Bell would not give her the meal she ordered at half-price for the inconvenience she was facing.

Police advised the woman that this customer service matter "was not likely going to be resolved at the drive-thru window, and suggested she return the next day to speak to a manager."

She left the restaurant.

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/local-news/oh-cuyahoga/police-called-to-south-euclid-taco-bell-due-to-dispute-over-fire-or-mild-sauce

Ready! Set! Blow!
Jun 17, 2005

Red alert.
Prosecutors: Man found nude, high on PCP killed two people after minivan rap battle

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article140117433.html

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Same

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Ready! Set! Blow! posted:

minivan rap battle

And the bar is set high for tomorrow's three-word indictment of society

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I think this had been posted here before but whatevs

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Looks like she's pronouncing it correctly, :shrug:

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo
http://www.americanow.com/story/crime/2017/03/23/teen-attempts-kill-girl-sending-too-many-snapchats

Whaaaaaat the gently caress is wrong with these kids

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Even the clickbait is weird:

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Naked people kill sheep at Auschwitz.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




quote:

"It would be pretty easy to get rid of her," the shooter's friend told him after he expressed his frustration with her messages.

what the hell you shitbirds, just unfriend her or whatever its called on snapchat jesus

that motive is so awful it feels like its a cover for something worse

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
As awful as the story is, I somehow feel more appaled at the news site publishing comments condoning prison rape, spankings and death penalty for minors. Then the first comment underneath is "maybe it's a little her fault, being alone with three boys".

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Simply Simon posted:

As awful as the story is, I somehow feel more appaled at the news site publishing comments condoning prison rape, spankings and death penalty for minors. Then the first comment underneath is "maybe it's a little her fault, being alone with three boys".

Yeah those kids need institutionalized. adults, real talk, love.

if they get hard prison time, thats the perfect catalyst for recidivsim

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Mmm yes, attempting to murder somebody means they just need a stern talking to, instead of serving hard time for trying to kill another human being.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

whiteyfats posted:

Mmm yes, attempting to murder somebody means they just need a stern talking to, instead of serving hard time for trying to kill another human being.

hard time won't stop them from trying to kill again in the future, and in fact will probably just contribute more to them being crimers when they're older

therapy might actually help

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



whiteyfats posted:

Mmm yes, attempting to murder somebody means they just need a stern talking to, instead of serving hard time for trying to kill another human being.

theyre children

obviously theyre hosed up, but theyre still children & they deserve to go to an institution and learn to be human beings again/at all

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?
They wanted to slit her throat but after the second time of chickening out decided to go to their backup plan of shooting her. Then decided to rob her as a bonus I guess.

I don't know that love will help but they seem to pretty severely lack any level of empathy or remorse.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Powaqoatse posted:

theyre children

They shot a child in the head.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i dont disagree really. theyre super messed up, but theyre still children.

im just saying there's only so many options you know?

- adult prison, get some nice contacts, good tips & tricks to gently caress poo poo up
- get institutionalized and go through therapy and maybe contribute to society at some point

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

They should be condemned to a thousand eternities in the Negative Zone.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
2 teen girls shot as Birmingham water balloon fight turns into gun fight at Senior Skip Day

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



yall have weird countries

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I Can't Believe It Isn't The Unpopular Opinions Thread!

Anyone in here who is either actively or passively fine with prison rape, get those hands up so I can tell you what a colossal piece of poo poo you are.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Pastry of the Year posted:

I Can't Believe It Isn't The Unpopular Opinions Thread!

Anyone in here who is either actively or passively fine with prison rape, get those hands up so I can tell you what a colossal piece of poo poo you are.

Prison rape is evil.

Shooting a child in the head is also evil.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



trick is to slice the garlic so thin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yztx8qfoNu0

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