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SevenStringGuru
Jun 6, 2003

Bob Loblaw Law covers all injuries, including those sustained while trying to 4x4 a segway.

Under the vegetable posted:

i just found out today that someone spurted on the belt so its a good threadd

Cause its got the X factor

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

the person who needs del rio most right now is the ninja turtle

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

SevenStringGuru posted:

Cause its got the X factor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sDMt19MkRk

SevenStringGuru
Jun 6, 2003

Bob Loblaw Law covers all injuries, including those sustained while trying to 4x4 a segway.
X factor was :camera6:

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Awkward Jerry Lawler in that twister video is amazing.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

AsInHowe posted:

Awkward Jerry Lawler in that twister video is amazing.

I think he was there to keep them from loving.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

coconono posted:

I think he was there to keep them from loving.

When I think "who would prevent inappropriate sexual activity?" the first name on my list is Jerry 'The King' Lawler.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Marquis de Pyro posted:

When I think "who would prevent inappropriate sexual activity?" the first name on my list is Jerry 'The King' Lawler.

Especially with people so much younger than him.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
I'd imagine it would be less to physically stop someone from doing anything and more to throw cold water over everything with his very presence

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Paige seems weird enough to bang someone like Lawler

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Paige seems weird enough for someone like Lawler to bang

King Bahamut
Nov 12, 2003
internet internet lama sabacthani
Paige seems young enough to be merely seven years older than Lawler's type

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

just about everyone in this thread would gently caress jerry lawler and i'm the only one who is not ashamed enough to admit it

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Mulaney Power Move posted:

just about everyone in this thread would gently caress jerry lawler and i'm the only one who is not ashamed enough to admit it

I'm doing the loving? Well sure, how often do ya get to bang a king?

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

TheKingslayer posted:

I'm doing the loving? Well sure, how often do ya get to bang a king?

I aint trusting you around Kings

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

lawler looking for the "sell by" date

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

When king's blood stops pumping he dies so I for one support him doing whatever he needs to do to keep a desperate clawhold on mortality.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Shoehead posted:

I aint trusting you around Kings

Heh

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Please don't post the hacked images and videos here, ty

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Shoehead posted:

I aint trusting you around Kings

Dude likes to lay kings. Don't kinkshame.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
same

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/SCsirens/status/846442671207923712

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
What color is the dress?

Good luck to them. Sucks this came out but welp it'll go away.

Latin aristocrat and a British goth. Awesome pairing

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I am very happy for the both of them.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I thought ADR's divorce proceedings were still stalled?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



coconono posted:

I thought ADR's divorce proceedings were still stalled?

It doesn't say she's marrying ADR.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Endless Mike posted:

It doesn't say she's marrying ADR.

Swerve, Bro!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Endless Mike posted:

It doesn't say she's marrying ADR.

double weddings are awesome

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
From Del Rio's instagram:

quote:

I doesn't matter how many times you try to break us... is not gonna happen... we were harassed by a company we still are... cause you don't fool me MF's I know I was you trying to destroy us... destroy my baby... she's better stronger than all of you pieces of 💩 We are getting married Wednesday ... Have a nice and go and F... yourself hatters.

Part of me hopes WWE sends them termination papers as a wedding gift, like they did with CM Punk.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
hatters gonna hat

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Gatts posted:

What color is the dress?

Before or after?

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Alberto Del Rio versus the milliner's union will go down as one of the great feuds of our time

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

I would say something here about ADR but I know he is reading this thread and he is going to find you all. I am trying to live.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Just get a job with whatever promotion ADR is signed to and you'll be fine.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I'd rather take the beating than work for TNA

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Hatters gonna hat

As far as I can tell, the WWE has never made an Alberto Del Rio hat.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i hope part of alberto's vows are a profanity laced tirade against all the haters and at the end of the ceremony he kicks the priest in the balls and puts him in a submission hold

for real though i would be shocked if a brawl doesn't break out on his wedding knight. somebody's gonna get their rear end kicked.

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
For real though ADR seems to be a very mentally stable person

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