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my son is also named Cark
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Mar 25, 2017 19:08
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Jeremy's Cark son.
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Mar 25, 2017 19:12
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Cark Klent, the alter-ego of MuperSan.
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Mar 25, 2017 19:13
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Woebin posted:my son is also named Cark We need more Cark license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Cark license plates.
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Mar 25, 2017 20:17
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MichiganCubbie posted:We need more Cark license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Cark license plates. I get this joke.
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Mar 25, 2017 21:02
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A horse using a stick to scratch another horses rear end
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Mar 25, 2017 23:01
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Guy Goodbody posted:A horse using a stick to scratch another horses rear end looks like a messed up rib bone i think like a cannibal horse ripping it irl outta the other one's butt
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Mar 25, 2017 23:06
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Powaqoatse posted:looks like a messed up rib bone i think It's a stick btw, i'm mainly gonna be posting horse stuff in the immediate future, so I hope y'all are ok with that. me irl right now 
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Mar 25, 2017 23:07
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poo poo, they're evolving. Good thing they'll never manage to take over the world no matter how advanced their technology gets; at some point in time their marauding army will see a line of ants or think about water and spontaneously all fall over and break their legs.
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Mar 25, 2017 23:07
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's a stick That's not how you mount an img file. 
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Mar 25, 2017 23:11
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something, a joke that involves the horse hitting a key on the keyboard that makes it a pun
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Mar 25, 2017 23:14
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Powaqoatse posted:something, a joke that involves the horse hitting a key on the keyboard that makes it a pun Why the long space?
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Mar 25, 2017 23:16
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Powaqoatse posted:something, a joke that involves the horse hitting a key on the keyboard that makes it a pun "Poor old Freckles, thought of an Ampersand and died."
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Mar 25, 2017 23:15
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Garrand posted:Why the long space? hahaha
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Mar 25, 2017 23:18
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Powaqoatse posted:something, a joke that involves the horse hitting a key on the keyboard that makes it a pun he should be careful not to press A, it might make him hoarse
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Mar 25, 2017 23:25
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Guy Goodbody posted:A horse using a stick to scratch another horses rear end Horse tools.
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Mar 25, 2017 23:26
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hey yall guys know what bindings are most popular for horseplay? 
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Mar 25, 2017 23:31
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On the Internet nobody knows you are a horse. Nobody.
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Mar 25, 2017 23:33
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Be vigilant always.
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Mar 25, 2017 23:44
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vyelkin posted:he should be careful not to press A, it might make him hoarse What if he only half-presses A? 
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Mar 25, 2017 23:47
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Mar 26, 2017 00:21
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Mar 26, 2017 00:57
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Bobby Digital posted:What if he only half-presses A? He says neigh to such actions. It's either a full press or no press at all.
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Mar 26, 2017 01:13
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Kennel posted:Horse tools. Wouldn't this behavior reclassify horses as one of the handful of species that are intelligent enough to use tools? This is a shocking development.
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Mar 26, 2017 01:20
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Bobby Digital posted:What if he only half-presses A? Ponies aren't horses.
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Mar 26, 2017 01:52
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I need more info
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Mar 26, 2017 01:55
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Who What Now posted:Ponies aren't horses. Lil Sebastian is not a pony. He was an animal, a legend, a friend. He was our beacon of light. He was Pawnee's horse. In what is surely the most monumental news to come out of Pawnee since the eradication of smallpox in 1993, it is with sorrow that we report: Li'l Sebastian is dead. But he will never leave our hearts and our memories. Sebastian may have been li'l, but his impact on this town, and the Parks Department, was anything but li'l. When his owners, Michael and Elizabeth Stone, first discovered him, Elizabeth says it was "like seeing an angel and being punched in the gut at the same time - because as perfect as he was, we knew we'd never see anything that perfect again." Michael goes on to say, "I love my wife, I do. But I LOVED Li'l Sebastian." Li'l Sebastian spent his years out in the field, changing the world. He was a goodwill ambassador for Indiana Veterans and went to Kuwait to entertain the troops. A champion climber, he was a member of the Great Lakes Ski Patrol and Emergency Rescue Team, serving as its captain from 1996-98. He participated in the celebrations for Queen Elizabeth II's Golden Jubilee, even marching in front of Buckingham Palace. (Speaking of marching, that wonderful tiny horse trotted in every single Pawnee Independence Parade from 1987 on - except for 2003, when an ankle injury kept him sidelined. Though with no fewer than four floats in his honor, it sure felt like he was there!) And who can forget when he received his honorary degree from Notre Dame University? That's Dr. Li'l Sebastian to you! And then there was his lengthy relationship Li'l Agnes. The two met at a fund-raiser for then-Senator Evan Bayh, and for two years, they were inseparable, until, for reasons we still do not know, she soured on him. His heartbreak was palpable, leading to a six-month sabbatical from the public eye. But after a while, he got back on the horse(s). You know the names - Li'l Zelda, Li'l Jasmine, Li'l Courtney, and a brief weekend encounter with Big Jim - but sadly, he never married again. In his final days, Li'l Sebastian was still entertaining boys and girls of all ages. What a workhorse! Despite being 23 years old, having cataracts in both eyes and severe arthritis, he was out there, with all of us, spreading joy and cheer. And now he, too, has left this earth. His legacy will live on. He sired over 200 mini-horse children, ensuring that future generations of Pawneeans, Americans and citizens of the world will continue laughing and sharing the joy of the Sebastian line. Li'l Sebastian, we miss you. But we know you are in heaven, looking down on us, doing your two favorite things: eating carrots and urinating freely. So gallop on, Li'l Sebastian, in that big horsey ring in the sky. Zero One has a new favorite as of 02:06 on Mar 26, 2017 |
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Mar 26, 2017 02:02
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Zero One posted:Lil Sebastian is not a pony. Did he have a scratchy whinny? He was a little hoarse
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Mar 26, 2017 02:19
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Mar 26, 2017 04:00
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Lol
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Mar 26, 2017 04:56
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Kennel posted:Horse tools. This is a good reference
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Mar 26, 2017 06:42
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's a stick 
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Mar 26, 2017 08:03
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You sleigh me.
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Mar 26, 2017 08:19
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You just killed Guy Goodbody you monster.
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Mar 26, 2017 08:21
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The children looking on the background is what really makes this.
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Mar 26, 2017 08:47
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Don't do sleep Get eight hours of drugs
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Mar 26, 2017 09:38
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Double Bill posted:Don't do sleep  e: btw that's Vance LeHorn, from one of his short-lived runs for senate. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 09:56 on Mar 26, 2017 |
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Mar 26, 2017 09:53
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Powaqoatse posted:something, a joke that involves the horse hitting a key on the keyboard that makes it a pun They said the latest version of Windows was stable, but this is ridiculous!
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Mar 26, 2017 12:40
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http://i.imgur.com/rRT3mkL.mp4 What the gently caress Japan. What the gently caress.
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Mar 26, 2017 13:08
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Memento posted:http://i.imgur.com/rRT3mkL.mp4 I know, right? Why the do they get cool shows like that and we only have some boring reality tv poo poo?
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