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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Im trying to pick out a racing suit for my camel, but these all look the same.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Im trying to pick out a racing suit for my camel, but these all look the same.


It's a custom original printed suit for a racing camel. God, what are you dense?

:haw: so you know I get your joke.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Im trying to pick out a racing suit for my camel, but these all look the same.


I want some Arab to bring out his camel all demure in one of these suits and get snickered at and then rip it off to expose a rad haircut like this!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Im trying to pick out a racing suit for my camel, but these all look the same.


racist

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


No, Robin, the super horse is a different horse, and he's called Comet.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Im trying to pick out a racing suit for my camel, but these all look the same.


Why is it wearing one of those rastafarian hats as a mask ?

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
This Statue Is Weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR221JueZO4&feature=youtu.be&app=desktop

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Istari posted:

Why is it wearing one of those rastafarian hats as a mask ?

Really?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

smdh

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar


Is there anything more pathetic than naming things after yourself like that?


I mean, sure company names get a pass, but a loving ballroom?

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Is there anything more pathetic than naming things after yourself like that?


I mean, sure company names get a pass, but a loving ballroom?

How else are you meant to leave your legacy? Certainly not by doing something worthy of a legacy that would take :effort:

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


Ballroom? He's got plenty of room for his balls on account of his small penis

Source: I also have a small penis

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

For those who will want to know about the story

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007

Witchfinder General


Could have been worse.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

That story made me frown a lot.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Can't breast milk pass HIV and other fun stuff on to children? That would sketch me the gently caress out

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hollismason posted:

Could have been worse.

I'm gonna assume that, like me, you assumed that the story was about a new mother at a child's birthday party or something and there was a baby there whose family the woman new and the baby was crying and the woman fed it because the baby's mother was indisposed or something. I think it's a natural human reaction upon reading that tweet to come up with a situation in which breastfeeding another woman's baby without permission would be, if not necessarily OK, then at least defensible.

The real story is not that.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Ignite Memories posted:

Can't breast milk pass HIV and other fun stuff on to children? That would sketch me the gently caress out

Eh', it's unconfirmed yet. Generally there's an agreement that it can, but only seems so when a mother is newly infected with primary infection and may therefore be more infectious.
Nat'l Institute of Health, on the subject.

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

You're mom seems pretty cool

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm gonna assume that, like me, you assumed that the story was about a new mother at a child's birthday party or something and there was a baby there whose family the woman new and the baby was crying and the woman fed it because the baby's mother was indisposed or something. I think it's a natural human reaction upon reading that tweet to come up with a situation in which breastfeeding another woman's baby without permission would be, if not necessarily OK, then at least defensible.

The real story is not that.

Yeah, "breastfeed" implies that feeding is possible. A non-mother deciding to let a random stranger baby fondle her breast for no reason is, uh, something different.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

A non-mother deciding to let a random stranger baby fondle her breast for no reason is, uh, something different.

Molestation?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxaQsBXJRcs

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
So there was a link that you could click if you wanted to know more. Why are you doing this to me.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

I don't even need to click. Making that face right now.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



quote:

I was about 25 and did not have a baby – or even a boyfriend – at the time.

I haven't finished reading but WHY IS HER DATING STATUS RELEVANT :gonk:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

deoju posted:

On the Internet nobody knows you are a horse.



Nobody.
I have made a terrible mistake

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Gorilla Salad posted:

Is there anything more pathetic than naming things after yourself like that?


I mean, sure company names get a pass, but a loving ballroom?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYURxfaTdpY

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

BrianBoitano posted:

I haven't finished reading but WHY IS HER DATING STATUS RELEVANT :gonk:
That becomes pretty drat clear when you do finish reading it.

cnut
May 3, 2016



Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Should have just painted barricades in front of it.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Blues Brothers 2020

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012





Wait... are those mini corndogs?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_oneqsnkSmB1r94kvz_480.mp4#_=_

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
idk what the samurai jack is about but I was thinking someone should post a samurai jack gif yesterday so good job

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

The user manual for my old car stated that the left and right indicators (turn signals) clicked at different speeds so that the vision impaired could tell which blinker was on.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

New season
(Of samurai jack)






(Whachaaa)

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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

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