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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


The same way you go, with your head hung low in shame.

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Sage Grimm
Feb 18, 2013

Let's go explorin' little dude!

BirdOfPlay posted:

Youtube tells me that bananas and butts are the go to method right now.

Please, plantains or :frogout:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Make sure you boil them for safety first, though! :eng101:

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Turkey Farts posted:

I could use a condom recommendation.

I've been dating this girl for a couple weeks and the first time we tried to groove all she had were some trojans. The lack of sensation made it impossible for me to stay hard and it was a little embarrassing. What brand could I pick up that would help address this?

Additionally to the other advice on here, measure your junk and buy accordingly.

I spent years hating condoms and being basically unable to cum wearing them, but now that I'm wearing an appropriately sized dick sleeve it's much better.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Forget condoms, put your dick in a cage and you will not need to worry about condoms ever again.

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
just jack off ur bussy

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

I just Imported okamoto skinless skins. They are really good.

Britt Burns
Nov 24, 2007
Biscuit Hider
Any advice for giving a guy oral sex without hitting your molars (besides "relax your jaw")? I have no problem avoiding what's up front, but I'm having a really hard time keeping him away from my back teeth. I want to go down on him, but I'm really scared of hurting his dong :ohdear: His dick seems pretty big to me; I kind of feel like it'd be easier if it wasn't as long/thick as it is. (for the record, he's given gentle feedback and I'm all for hearing the brutal truth, but all he's been able to say is to loosen my jaw and I'm tryyyying :smith: )

HA;LP :saddowns:

Fake Edit: Any tips on how to give great hand jobs?? :q:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Unless you are part snake you can't really do anything about the fact that your upper and lower jaws are attached together.

ilysespieces
Oct 5, 2009

When life becomes too painful, sometimes it's better to just become a drunk.
Wrap your hand[s] around the base and use it as an extension of your mouth if you can't get him that far in. Deep throating is fun but personally not sustainable so gotta use hands too.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
IMO the majority of the time should be spent kissing/licking, which is a good time that makes size immaterial. When you do try to go deep, yeah, hands are about all you can do. You can't change your bite pattern for the sake of deepthroating.

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009
Don't neglect the balls

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
grapefruit your man

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Put your arms around him and hold his lower back/bum.

I find it a little clinical, otherwise.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

IronicDongz posted:

grapefruit your man

ilysespieces
Oct 5, 2009

When life becomes too painful, sometimes it's better to just become a drunk.

IronicDongz posted:

grapefruit your man

My husband vetoes every time I ask to do this. Divorce y/n?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

:sever:

Britt Burns
Nov 24, 2007
Biscuit Hider
Thanks for the feedback, guys! I'ma do my best! :circlefap:

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
don't be afraid to get sloppy and use some wrist action

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

Britt Burns posted:

Any advice for giving a guy oral sex without hitting your molars (besides "relax your jaw")? I have no problem avoiding what's up front, but I'm having a really hard time keeping him away from my back teeth. I want to go down on him, but I'm really scared of hurting his dong :ohdear: His dick seems pretty big to me; I kind of feel like it'd be easier if it wasn't as long/thick as it is. (for the record, he's given gentle feedback and I'm all for hearing the brutal truth, but all he's been able to say is to loosen my jaw and I'm tryyyying :smith: )

HA;LP :saddowns:

Fake Edit: Any tips on how to give great hand jobs?? :q:

Deep throating is fun, but it doesn't actually feel better than a traditional blow job, so don't worry too much about it. Keep trying, but it's mostly going to be a combination of figuring out the specific angles/positions that work and just plain practice. Echoing the people saying to use your hands to do different stuff, whether it's the butt, the balls, the shaft, his chest, whatever. Good sex is 20% technique and 80% passion, and getting creative with your hands is a great way to get that passion across.

For handjobs, alternate being jerking him off and lighter, more playful touching. The frenulum (back of the head) is the most sensitive, so try to line it up so your thumb or a knuckle rubs up and down on it.

Gounads
Mar 13, 2013

Where am I?
How did I get here?

Britt Burns posted:

Fake Edit: Any tips on how to give great hand jobs?? :q:

Lubrication.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Britt Burns posted:

Any advice for giving a guy oral sex without hitting your molars (besides "relax your jaw")? I have no problem avoiding what's up front, but I'm having a really hard time keeping him away from my back teeth. I want to go down on him, but I'm really scared of hurting his dong :ohdear: His dick seems pretty big to me; I kind of feel like it'd be easier if it wasn't as long/thick as it is. (for the record, he's given gentle feedback and I'm all for hearing the brutal truth, but all he's been able to say is to loosen my jaw and I'm tryyyying :smith: )

HA;LP :saddowns:

Fake Edit: Any tips on how to give great hand jobs?? :q:

Put a well-lubricated finger up his butt.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Mad Hamish posted:

Put a well-lubricated finger up his butt.

If it's not raw its not worth it at all.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
Is there a pill that makes it easier to orgasm? Asking for a friend.


The friend is my penis.

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

Origami Dali posted:

Is there a pill that makes it easier to orgasm? Asking for a friend.


The friend is my penis.

What's the general nature of the problem? Is it just during sex you're having trouble, or is it masturbating too? And are you on any SSRIs?

L-arginine is supposed to be good for making sex feel more intense I think. Also it's not a pill, but weed and butt stuff are an eternal recommendation.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Origami Dali posted:

Is there a pill that makes it easier to orgasm? Asking for a friend.


The friend is my penis.

Try out some porn that's the opposite of what you think you find attractive and sexually orientated to.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Origami Dali posted:

Is there a pill that makes it easier to orgasm? Asking for a friend.


The friend is my penis.

MDMA

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
Oh yeah, I'm familiar with the joys of the weedbutts, which is great but requires prep, can have adverse effects if I smoke too much, and sometimes I just want a nice normal gently caress.

I'm talking about during intercourse. I cum about 20% of the time when having sex, and never the first time I'm with a new partner. I haven't been on any antidepressants in over a decade, fyi. I think it's got to do with the type of stimulation and level/type of arousal. I would think it's strictly a mental thing, but even at my most comfortable the actual physical sensation usually never feels right to get me there. I've gone without masturbating/porn and it doesn't help much, and I usually end up getting excruciating blue balls during foreplay/sex instead which destroys any possibility of orgasm (this happened to me on a first date recently and was quite awkward, pretty sure she didn't believe me when I said I had to stop loving her because I felt like I had a railroad spike in my scrotum).

Basically at this point, I'm looking for a magic bullet that I can use to cum on command because this poo poo is a hassle. If I'm alone, it's fairly easy to orgasm with the right combination of sensation and porn. Hopefully I haven't been DonJonning myself out of being able to enjoy sex.

hoobajoo posted:

L-arginine is supposed to be good for making sex feel more intense I think.

I thought l-arginine/lysine/lecithin was just for increasing semen volume/ejaculate intensity. I've done that before and it did increase that to some extent but it wasn't any easier to get to climax.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I uh, I might be wrong but I don't... think you're supposed to get extreme pain in your testicles during sex. That would be concerning to me.

Unless I've just literally never had blue balls, I thought that just meant that kind of "hrrrm I really wish I could orgasm" feeling not actual agonizing physical pain.

Otherwise I suppose I would say it isn't necessarily just a matter of comfort, it rarely works for me unless I'm actually in the right mindset which is a little bit more than comfortable. I would suggest that maybe if you're aware of the problem that probably won't help and that a chance to get a literal ballache instead of climax is a pretty good reason to be a little distracted.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Mar 27, 2017

the littlest prince
Sep 23, 2006


Blue balls can be extremely painful. The first time I got it I ended up at the hospital. The doctor was looking for torsion or a hernia but found neither. He didn't exactly say it was blue balls but it keeps happening after long erection periods so I don't know what else it could be.

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

Origami Dali posted:

Oh yeah, I'm familiar with the joys of the weedbutts, which is great but requires prep, can have adverse effects if I smoke too much, and sometimes I just want a nice normal gently caress.

I'm talking about during intercourse. I cum about 20% of the time when having sex, and never the first time I'm with a new partner. I haven't been on any antidepressants in over a decade, fyi. I think it's got to do with the type of stimulation and level/type of arousal. I would think it's strictly a mental thing, but even at my most comfortable the actual physical sensation usually never feels right to get me there. I've gone without masturbating/porn and it doesn't help much, and I usually end up getting excruciating blue balls during foreplay/sex instead which destroys any possibility of orgasm (this happened to me on a first date recently and was quite awkward, pretty sure she didn't believe me when I said I had to stop loving her because I felt like I had a railroad spike in my scrotum).

Basically at this point, I'm looking for a magic bullet that I can use to cum on command because this poo poo is a hassle. If I'm alone, it's fairly easy to orgasm with the right combination of sensation and porn. Hopefully I haven't been DonJonning myself out of being able to enjoy sex.


I thought l-arginine/lysine/lecithin was just for increasing semen volume/ejaculate intensity. I've done that before and it did increase that to some extent but it wasn't any easier to get to climax.

It sounds like performance anxiety more than a physical issue, so I don't think there's a magic bullet available. For what it's worth, it's pretty normal to not cum with someone the first time you gently caress, you're all concerned with making sure you're satisfying them and figuring out what they like, it's hard to focus on your own pleasure. I had a similar, though not as severe problem, and what helped me was to get blowjobs from my GF with no expectation of reciprocation or anything. It helped she was super into it, but just experiencing a kind of sex that's purely selfish and about you can be really freeing, at least in my case. If that doesn't work maybe see a therapist, most insurance will cover that as long as you say it's for anxiety rather than blue balls specifically.

I've never done it, but IIRC, arginine is supposed to help with bloodflow and erections and whatnot, and is a general sex supplement.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

hoobajoo posted:

It sounds like performance anxiety more than a physical issue, so I don't think there's a magic bullet available.

hoobajoo posted:

It sounds like performance anxiety more than a physical issue, so I don't think there's a magic bullet available.

Eh, my last relationship lasted about two years and I can say after the first year, I didn't have much in the way of performance anxiety and was pretty much given license to do whatever I wanted during sex (she was super sub). It was hot as gently caress, but even then, it took a lot of work to even get close (I'm talking like at least an hour of continuous thrusting), and by that point I'm just too tired and frustrated to give a poo poo about cumming except on principle.

But I am a generally anxious person, and have always had plenty of anxiety/stress about other poo poo ever since I was a kid. I'm also not in great shape physically (too much beer), which I'm sure matters. Maybe I should just get on some anti anxiety meds that don't affect libido and exercise more? *shrug*

the littlest prince posted:

Blue balls can be extremely painful.

Word.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

OwlFancier posted:

I uh, I might be wrong but I don't... think you're supposed to get extreme pain in your testicles during sex. That would be concerning to me.

Unless I've just literally never had blue balls, I thought that just meant that kind of "hrrrm I really wish I could orgasm" feeling not actual agonizing physical pain.

Otherwise I suppose I would say it isn't necessarily just a matter of comfort, it rarely works for me unless I'm actually in the right mindset which is a little bit more than comfortable. I would suggest that maybe if you're aware of the problem that probably won't help and that a chance to get a literal ballache instead of climax is a pretty good reason to be a little distracted.

Yeah you have never had blue balls, I've had it once, and that was enough. I would equate the pain to that of a broken finger, except in your crotch.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Huh, guess I'm just lucky then. Reminds me of how until I was 20 or so I thought wet dreams were a running joke because I never had one of those either.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Origami Dali posted:

I thought l-arginine/lysine/lecithin was just for increasing semen volume/ejaculate intensity. I've done that before and it did increase that to some extent but it wasn't any easier to get to climax.

Arginine & lysine are nitric oxide precursors, taken with each other at a 2:1 ratio results in stronger erections. I took them daily for a few months in the summer of 2015, it made a slight difference but wasn't worth taking daily. I just take them a few hours before sex now and it has almost the same effect. Might be a different story as I get older though (mid-30s now.)

Lecithin is supposed to make your semen thicker/more plentiful, tried it also in 2015 and really didn't see much of a difference. Maybe if you mega-dose on it, but caplets are kind of expensive and it's hard to stomach in large quantities in granule form.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Is increasing semen thickness/volume primarily for the man's benefit/ego? I've never met a girl that wished there was more of the stuff.

Illithid Activity
Sep 5, 2015


DandyLion posted:

Is increasing semen thickness/volume primarily for the man's benefit/ego? I've never met a girl that wished there was more of the stuff.

Oddly enough my boyfriend and I had this discussion last week. He casually expressed interest in having a higher volume of semen and my curiosity demanded I follow the train of thought to its end.

He admits the desire is largely rooted in porn-based visuals and that he wishes there were "more to go around" so that he could see his load in different ways: a literal mouthful, having enough to cup it in one's hand, and enough to evenly drizzle on both of a woman's breasts, rather than just one. He also mentioned facials. He feels his semen output is low compared to what he sees in porn but it isn't enough to make him feel insecure sexually. Despite his acknowledgement of how fake porn is in general, I don't know if he realizes the amounts of semen in porn are often enhanced or outright fake.

Frankly I never cared much either way; I don't want extra in my mouth or a facial necessarily but the other options I am neutral towards.

Far as emission thickness goes, I have no insights. :shrug:

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
If there's more in there, it feels better during ejaculation, for me anyway. And some girls are turned on by the idea of being rained on. But lol at dude comparing himself to Peter North or whoever.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


DandyLion posted:

Is increasing semen thickness/volume primarily for the man's benefit/ego? I've never met a girl that wished there was more of the stuff.

I had an ex who was really, really into it huge loads when giving blow jobs. So at least one exists.

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hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

DandyLion posted:

Is increasing semen thickness/volume primarily for the man's benefit/ego? I've never met a girl that wished there was more of the stuff.

Some chicks are into it, just like basically anything.

I did it for a few months, and it definitely made orgasms last longer, and I could do it way more often in one day, so it has upsides even if you're eh on the idea of big cumshots. I stopped because the supplements are kinda expensive when finances were tight, and never really went back.

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