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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Amazing.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Guy Goodbody posted:

I once read this feminist thing about how women are socially trained to always apologize for their own existence, basically. I just thought, good, that's halfway to everyone doing that.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Platystemon posted:

Do Nazi pædophiles have a union?

Phanatic posted:

No, just a really good lobby.

Platystemon posted:

I thought they called it the “narthex”.

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I don't get it

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

The narthex is like a lobby to a cathedral

Catholic church had ties with nazis and pedos

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Outrail posted:

This says something about football fans I never suspected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiS6a1XE91M

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I particularly enjoyed Phanatic's avatar looking all concerned/triggered.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
context: Trumpcare will kill millions

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

They die that a better world might live

How *exactly* do you build a guillotines again

Uglycat posted:

Trial, error, and Trial

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Ularg posted:

Let's browse imgur today!

Hmm, cute cat picture, black twitter dumps, confession about masturbating in class, unpopular racist puffin, aaaand sad post about someones dead baby!

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Yeah, I didn't know they gave medals to pastries.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Jedit posted:

Yeah, I didn't know they gave medals to pastries.



they are actually quite fancy :colbert:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Smythe posted:

I spend what would be "IT Money" on Production Expenses or what I call in meetings the "meat and potatoes" of our business. ONe day, I'll have a custom Linux Distro with FOSS Theatrical Production software (replace the LIGHT BOARD, SOUND CARD, QLAB, WATCHOUT, ETC) with FOSS Alternatives, and Black Box Theatres World Wide will be able to put that money to PAYING TALENT and PRODUCING THEATRE!!!! This is one of my dreams, and my "Side Work" In the Office. My other dream is being CASTRATED by a woman with a LATEX GIMP SUIT and Gas Mask and SWASTIKA Arm Band.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Smythe is a beautiful angelic being imo

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Something from the cosplay thread for us 90s kids:

TopHatGenius posted:

Say it ain't so

10 Beers posted:

I will not go.

VendaGoat posted:

Turn the lights off.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Cosplay me home!




U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Poor ol' Sham. Thought of leprechauns and hauled rear end.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Guy Goodbody posted:

UNless you know for a fact that that scene from Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger didn't appear in Power Rangers Super Megaforce, my point stands.

Snatch Duster posted:

This why you get wedgies.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

FreudianSlippers posted:

Wanna make a slow paced prestige Oscar Bait drama about a dysfunctional family of LBGT+ veterans of WW1 battling cancer and racism that is specifically planned from pre-production to make the most of the DBOX technology. Like the seat really goes haywrire during the most emotional scenes.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

...is this gay porn?

throw to first drat IT posted:

no, it's when your iphone falls under the couch and you can't find it.

Chitin posted:

C'mon man it's labeled and everything.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Heath posted:

There are two types of EDC:

I want to be prepared for any situation -- that's why I carry two pens, a pocket notebook and a Swiss Army knife.

And

I want to be prepared for any situation. That's why I carry two pens (a space pen, a Pilot G2 [black]), a tactical Field Notes notebook (black), a tactical multitool (black), a hacked Altoids tin (sour mango) with bandages, matches, a mini Bic lighter (black), paper clips, twine, a mini compass, a Morse code chart, a length of parachute cord (black), as well as a pocket flashlight (black) and a pistol (black) just in case I'm attacked by anyone (black)

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

That punchline is perfectly setup.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Chichevache posted:

That punchline is perfectly setup.

By the police

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

By the police

gently caress

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax

The Phlegmatist posted:

*a White House aide shakes Sleepy Ben awake*

"Dr. Carson....Dr. Carson! You're the only one in the administration without Russian ties. Everyone else is gone. Behind bars. You're the President of the United States of America now..."

*Ben Carson stares down at his Gifted Hands. Can these really rebuild the American Republic? And the pyramids?"

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Thirsty Girl posted:

president trump, in a prescient display of metaphor, climbs into the cab of a powerful vehicle and pretends to drive it around while making a funny face

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Atreiden posted:

Heel Hitler :downsrim:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

LIFE does an exceedingly good job of justifying my hatred for Baby Groot.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Chichevache posted:

That punchline is perfectly setup.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

By the police

to poop on

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

sebmojo posted:

to poop on

Granos

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I want to be prepared for any situation. That's why I carry two pens (a space pen, a Pilot G2 [black]), a tactical Field Notes notebook (black), a tactical multitool (black), a hacked Altoids tin (sour mango) with bandages, matches, a mini Bic lighter (black), paper clips, twine, a mini compass, a Morse code chart, a length of parachute cord (black), as well as a pocket flashlight (black) pistol (black) and a cell phone (black) just in case I need to call the police (Granos)

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

The other day I saw someone wearing one of those "keep calm" shirts where I could only read "keep calm and call" and my brain immediately filled in "the police on Granos".

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax

Berious posted:

hey bby wanna see my stable income? :awesome:

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

No one wants to hear about the money you make recording videos yourself getting hosed by horses

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
A reminder that Google search used to auto complete the phrase "call the police on" with "Granos".

e: Still does!

Breetai has a new favorite as of 11:38 on Mar 28, 2017

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Breetai posted:

A reminder that Google search used to auto complete the phrase "call the police on" with "Granos".

e: Still does!



Fox now has an entire crime series about using an app for reporting crimes, all so that people can report Granos on-sight in Chicago as quickly as possible.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Fox now has an entire crime series about using an app for reporting crimes, all so that people can report Granos on-sight in Chicago as quickly as possible.

I just realised that the Granos joke thread was from 2007. :stare:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Breetai posted:

I just realised that the Granos joke thread was from 2007. :stare:

Don't worry, there's no statute of limitations so the Police will always be on the lookout for Granos.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Breetai posted:

I just realised that the Granos joke thread was from 2007. :stare:

Link pls, I have never heard this tale.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

This city is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "it's Granos!"... and I'll look down and call the police.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

du -hast posted:

Link pls, I have never heard this tale.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2512842

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

du -hast posted:

Link pls, I have never heard this tale.

It should be in the SAclopedia.

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