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Your Computer posted:And just like apple cabin foods it's somehow the most hilarious thing ever and I don't understand why I can't stop laughing If you click the link you'll see that when told not to be creative the computer comes up with such delicious recipes as Cream Of Sour Cream Cheese Soup, Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake, and Chocolate Chips With Chocolate Chips.
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Or spam bacon sausage and spam, or spam egg spam spam bacon and spam, or spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam?
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Pookah posted:Famously beautiful football player Cristiano Ronaldo has just been honoured by having an airport named after him and a bust put there in his honour: 
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Mar 29, 2017 17:47
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Karate Bastard posted:Or spam bacon sausage and spam, or spam egg spam spam bacon and spam, or spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam? EEEEEEEEYUUUUUUUUUUU!
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Mar 29, 2017 17:46
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https://twitter.com/jamieabrew/status/695060640931549184
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Mar 29, 2017 17:48
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I've read it before and I'm still laughing so hard I'm crying reading it again
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Your Computer posted:I've read it before and I'm still laughing so hard I'm crying reading it again I tried to read the ingredients out loud to some friends once and failed spectacularly.
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Mar 29, 2017 18:05
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ive never seen that before and its hilarious
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Mar 29, 2017 18:30
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For some reason it's "2 sprigs of bread" that kills me every time.
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Mar 29, 2017 18:34
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For me, it's all of the "or" choices. You can use any number/combination of the following atrocities:
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4 slices of hot food I also love that you have to add red water to it. And uncolored oranges.
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Mar 29, 2017 18:46
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I've heard of slowcooking before but holding lemons in the gashes of my hands for 30 hours is just ridiculous.
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Mar 29, 2017 18:51
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That reminds me of the short sci-fi film that was written by a neural network: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY7x2Ihqjmc https://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2016/06/an-ai-wrote-this-movie-and-its-strangely-moving/
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Mar 29, 2017 18:50
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You know, an inch of sugar. And obviously if you don't have that a pint of cream is an acceptable substitute. Six of one half, a dozen of the others, ya know?
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Mar 29, 2017 18:52
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quote:be very tender when you want to be very attractive but if you prefer your guests hungry you will not allow them to use the meat Oh my.
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Mar 29, 2017 19:04
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I like the "small quantity of bread or butter in a slow fire". You know, bread, butter, they're really the same. Also it can't be one of those fast fires.
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Mar 29, 2017 19:08
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Because this has given me so many belly laughs, our own Aramek on a cold read:
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Mar 29, 2017 19:26
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this is perfect. Pour all of them into the deep gashes on your hands  1 pint of very cold meat. omg I can't stop laughing
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Mar 29, 2017 20:02
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No karate (or proposals) in the pit.
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We Know Catheters posted:No karate (or proposals) in the pit. Couldn't tell if the person on their knees was a woman or a man, or some other new form of gender I've yet to discover. I think the asian guy is floating.
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Trebek posted:Couldn't tell if the person on their knees was a woman or a man, or some other new form of gender I've yet to discover. I think the asian guy is floating. Congratulations on discovering gender variance and also jumping.
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"... it destroys most people unacquainted with mayonnaise." 
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Baron von Eevl posted:Congratulations on discovering gender variance and also jumping. Didn't mean to trigger you. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Baron von Eevl posted:Congratulations on discovering gender variance and also jumping. lol I think it's a girl though.
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Trebek posted:Couldn't tell if the person on their knees was a woman or a man, or some other new form of gender I've yet to discover. I think the asian guy is floating. Did you just assume his race?
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Psycho Society posted:lol Its a guy 
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Baron von Eevl posted:Congratulations on discovering gender variance and also jumping.  
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oldpainless posted:Did you just assume his race? I don't think he/she/xe is winning the race.
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Pookah posted:Famously beautiful football player Cristiano Ronaldo has just been honoured by having an airport named after him and a bust put there in his honour: 
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Mar 29, 2017 20:55
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Trebek posted:Didn't mean to trigger you.
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Mar 29, 2017 20:58
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Honestly that girl should dump him and get with a guy who doesn't skip leg day, like the guy to her right.
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Data Graham posted:Because this has given me so many belly laughs, our own Aramek on a cold read: Jesus Christ don't ignore this one!
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Read this before and still laughed hard
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Choco1980 posted:Read this before and still laughed hard Thank you for drawing my attention to this because I didn't realise it was edited.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Honestly that girl should dump him and get with a guy who doesn't skip leg day, like the guy to her right. He's a man who knows his classics. 
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Mar 29, 2017 22:23
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