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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY PENIS INTO A DR SCHOLL GEL INSERT SOFT PUSSY
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 09:45 |
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auzdark posted:Jesus Christ don't ignore this one! "Add the other ingredients except the electrician..."
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 10:10 |
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Now I want some erotic literature written by a computer.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 10:47 |
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Kennel posted:Now I want some erotic literature written by a computer. Train it solely on Chuck Tingle books.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 10:52 |
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Kennel posted:Now I want some erotic literature written by a computer. quote:Chapter 1 more in link https://github.com/NaNoGenMo/2016/issues/153
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 11:13 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3POYx6IeeI
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 11:15 |
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Part of what I love about this is the mistranslated stuff. 精 is closer to "essence", not "poo poo", so 牛精 means Beef Essence, not bullshit. It could also possibly be translated as bull semen, if you play a little loosely with it and take liberties with concepts like "accuracy".
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 12:13 |
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Chapter 2 and 3 are what to expect but Chapter 1 is some James Joyce level poo poo.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 13:16 |
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Hajahaha
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 14:27 |
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I know how to use a restroom, and it doesn't look like what some people in this thread like to do.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 14:42 |
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 15:11 |
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Sausage looking
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 16:30 |
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 17:18 |
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 17:21 |
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what a bad dog!
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 17:30 |
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It took me so long to get what was funny about this. "What? It's just an instructionary video about how to apply thermal paste to your...oh."
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 17:55 |
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Slime posted:It took me so long to get what was funny about this. Beyond the mayo, you also generally want to avoid putting paste between the chip and the socket.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 17:58 |
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sirbeefalot posted:Beyond the mayo, you also generally want to avoid putting paste between the chip and the socket. I think that's what he was getting at, lol
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 18:06 |
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Psycho Society posted:I think that's what he was getting at, lol What's your preferred thermal paste flavor?
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 18:11 |
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MausoleumExtremist posted:What's your preferred thermal paste flavor? I prefer olive oil thermal paste, its real easy to make at home with a food processor.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 18:12 |
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Nice
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 18:28 |
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Bombadilillo posted:I prefer olive oil thermal paste, its real easy to make at home with a food processor.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 18:37 |
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Elizabethan Error posted:do you have to add lemon juice to overcome the lead flavor? Dash of vinegar really cuts the sweet lead flavor.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 18:39 |
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Slime posted:It took me so long to get what was funny about this. Here's a helpful video on the correct way. (how to I turn the helpful part into a postable webm?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSCVahyh3Dk
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 18:56 |
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quote:Like body odor, your rock-hardness goes away following a shower but only for a relatively short while. And that’s just the way I like it: Musky. Dirty. Same.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 19:01 |
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Elizabethan Error posted:do you have to add lemon juice to overcome the lead flavor? A few slices of lemon juice should do it, or an uncolored lemon or orange, or canned lobster, or canned fish, or three eggs. Alternatively, 1/4 pound of bones or 2 sprigs of fresh bread will enhance the flavor.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 19:25 |
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Sounds a bit like cooking in the new Zelda game.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 19:40 |
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sirbeefalot posted:Beyond the mayo, you also generally want to avoid putting paste between the chip and the socket. PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Beyond the mayo
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 20:21 |
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I read some tech article little while back where a guy compared a bunch of thermal pastes on the market and also included some odd things lile mayo and penut butter etc. The mayo actually had suprisingly good results, even beating out some of the real products. Edit they were applied normally, not under the chip.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 20:27 |
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That's one of the weakest redtexts I've ever seen
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 20:29 |
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Ak Gara posted:Here's a helpful video on the correct way. (how to I turn the helpful part into a postable webm?) imgur.com/vidgif and follow the prompts. If it makes a gifv, just post the url in any SA thread and it will automatically inline the image
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 22:11 |
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crossposting from the SHSC ticket thread:
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 22:38 |
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That's a joke right?
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 22:41 |
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That's amateur. The real poo poo starts when people believe they need adhesive thermal paste.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 22:43 |
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I hope this is funny to people not related to me. This is what happens when I try to sleep in.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 23:03 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY PENIS INTO A DR SCHOLL GEL INSERT SOFT PUSSY IT’S FIFTY SHADES OF GREY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GREY.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 23:27 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:I hope this is funny to people not related to me. This is what happens when I try to sleep in. Haha, so demanding
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 23:38 |
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veedubfreak posted:That's a joke right?
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 23:44 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:I hope this is funny to people not related to me. This is what happens when I try to sleep in. I don't get verbalizations, I get a slow claw right underneath my fuckin eye. He used to do it on my feet and legs but now I bundle up.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 00:03 |
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veedubfreak posted:That's a joke right? I worked at a Fry's a long time ago and whats really scary is we were told to clean the processors returned like that and put it back on the shelf.
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