Catface Catplace: hello dumbass, please do okay

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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Very carefully.

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Electric Hobo: Oct 22, 2008; What a view!; Grimey Drawer

You get some poultry flavored toothpaste for cats, then your surprise them while they're chewing on the toothbrush. Then you run.

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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

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gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

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gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

bump_fn posted:

so much floof

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

gonadic io posted:

cat

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

she has messy fur

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Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

fat

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Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

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Radio!: Mar 15, 2008; Look at that post.

gonadic io posted:

these cats are like... the perfect cats. the platonic ideal of cat

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Boogalo: Jul 8, 2012; Meep Meep

Windows open today

# ? Apr 1, 2017 16:34

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

that's a pretty cat

# ? Apr 1, 2017 16:42

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

im the pro controller

also, fatte

# ? Apr 1, 2017 18:06

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

bun is as cool as she is fat, which is to say very

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GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

gonadic io posted:

what's it like living with a ghost cat?

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Startyde: Apr 19, 2007; come post with us, forever and ever and ever

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

what's it like living with a ghost cat?

it's clearly a Jacobs ladder scenario

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Neveth: Aug 22, 2011; Oh hello, delicious friend.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I hope you grabbed that foot. I want to. Tickle those beans.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 18:54

Electric Hobo: Oct 22, 2008; What a view!; Grimey Drawer

Some good as gently caress cats happening in here.

Mine are just confused.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 19:04

Robert Denby: Sep 9, 2007; Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

im the vhs tapes

# ? Apr 1, 2017 19:29

Polio Vax Scene: Apr 5, 2009

Shifty Pony posted:

I see a red couch and I want it shedded black

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

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bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'm the VHS collection

# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:12

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Robert Denby posted:

im the vhs tapes

you and about a dozen other people who say the exact same thing whenever I post a picture of my living room

please take it up with my husband :cripes:

# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:12

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

drillcat destroys my return slip

# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:13

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

you and about a dozen other people who say the exact same thing whenever I post a picture of my living room

please take it up with my husband

my friend who owns bark moo and Blanche has VHS tapes. she's got a sweet vhs/dvd combo player hooked up to a flat screen. it's rad.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:17

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDLOTRKsPbQ

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

devmd01 posted:

me around 11:30 am at work every day

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Defenestration posted:

drillcat destroys my return slip

7 days of bucket

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

devmd01 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDLOTRKsPbQ

fatte

truly my spirit animal

# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:39

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

cowboy elvis posted:

my friend who owns bark moo and Blanche has VHS tapes. she's got a sweet vhs/dvd combo player hooked up to a flat screen. it's rad.

his logic of "it works just fine and I'm not rebuying movies I already own" is sound.

annoying, but sound

# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:47

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

his logic of "it works just fine and I'm not rebuying movies I already own" is sound.

annoying, but sound

all that pan and scan though :barf:

# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:51

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Edison was a dick posted:

So in summary, what to look for in a cat:

Talk to the shelter about what you're looking for in a cat and they can guide you towards a good match.

Get two cats so they don't get lonely during the day.

Bonded pairs of cats are harder to adopt out.

Kittens are adorable shitheads with the most evil farts. A kitten needs another cat.

Older cats are harder to adopt out and have more well-known personalities.

Orange is a good starter cat.

Black cats are also harder to adopt out for superstitious reasons.

Get a cow cat

Engage with all the cats at the shelter.

Aggressive or mean cats may just be stressed about being sheltered.

Ask if the shelter has a trial period and exchange policy if cat doesn't work out.

and what to get cat:

Litter box

Cat carrier

Scratching post, or cardboard scratching block, to save furniture. Bucket will only use an infinity scratcher.

A couple of toys. Maybe a bird wand.

Wait until you know whether the cat likes to hide or perch before getting hutches or trees

Cat bed when cat has decided where it likes to sleep.

Everything comes with a box for the cat to play with. Catit designs packaging for other toys to be toys.

Amarkat makes good cat trees

Drape sheets over furniture with gaps under so the cat has a hidey hole.

Try to get the same food as the shelter, but migrate them onto something healthier. Science diet or Wellness core are recommended. Check with Pet Island.

Cats are dumb and don't drink enough. Get a fountain. https://www.amazon.com/Catit-43742-Flower-Fountain/dp/B0146QXOB0/ref=pd_lpo_199_bs_tr_t_2?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=6WEVAD8CA2XR5P7Q6E07&th=1 is recommended

Consider pet insurance.

Black cats do have more trouble being adopted. And often shelters will have restrictions around Halloween. When I adopted mine in October the shelter waved the restriction after calling all my references. Black cats are great though.

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

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Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Trast posted:

Black cats do have more trouble being adopted. And often shelters will have restrictions around Halloween. When I adopted mine in October the shelter waved the restriction after calling all my references. Black cats are great though.

I have a black cat and she just loves laps and pets. Great cat.

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

get a black cat and orange cat and have a halloween party erryday

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Edison was a dick: Apr 3, 2010; direct current only

Josh Lyman posted:

get a black cat and orange cat and have a halloween party erryday

Mate, people keep buying me stuff with skull decoration. I've been living Halloween for the last year.

I own a skull chair and have been worrying whether it'll freak out a cat.

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beatlegs: Mar 11, 2001

cowboy elvis posted:

oh, just moo thoughts

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