what is that man doing to his coffee maker

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EndlessRagdoll: May 20, 2016

who's got the beans?

# ? Apr 1, 2017 19:11

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:06

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

EndlessRagdoll posted:

who's got the beans?

panther got the seeds, their Hambella Wamena from Ethiopia is really great

# ? Apr 1, 2017 20:34

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

Cocoa Crispies posted:

panther got the seeds, their Hambella Wamena from Ethiopia is really great

literal puke

# ? Apr 1, 2017 23:27

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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Cocoa Crispies posted:

panther got the seeds, their Hambella Wamena from Ethiopia is really great

The beans may be great but I have to agree this isn't a great picture!!

# ? Apr 1, 2017 23:57

Colonel Taint: Mar 14, 2004

Did someone ask for beans?

The Peru roast makes some god-tier coffee. Highly recommend these roasters to anyone in the northeast

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# ? Apr 1, 2017 23:59

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I got some kona beans

a medium roast which is abnormal for kona, I understand, but it tastes interesting

# ? Apr 2, 2017 04:49

P.N.T.M.: Jan 14, 2006; tiny dinosaurs; Fun Shoe

Someone tell me what I'm doing wrong, I've got a electric kettle and a jar of Cafe Pilon instant coffee. It kind of tastes like coffee but then I lose motor control and the sensation of taste. It's this normal?

# ? Apr 2, 2017 18:28

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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P.N.T.M. posted:

Someone tell me what I'm doing wrong, I've got a electric kettle and a jar of Cafe Pilon instant coffee. It kind of tastes like coffee but then I lose motor control and the sensation of taste. It's this normal?

Please upgrade to Starbucks

# ? Apr 2, 2017 18:30

P.N.T.M.: Jan 14, 2006; tiny dinosaurs; Fun Shoe

Can I get a suggestion for powdered creamer? My office doesn't have a fridge but it has plenty of shelf space

Edit: I'm kidding, I drink it black for max coffee per cup

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# ? Apr 2, 2017 18:44

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

I got a filtron for my cold brew needs and those needs are being suited

# ? Apr 2, 2017 19:55

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

i have a hand grinder and this thing:

needs are suited.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 00:04

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

duTrieux. posted:

i have a hand grinder and this thing:

needs are suited.

i've never seen one of those made out of plastic

# ? Apr 3, 2017 00:30

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I'm sorry for what I said before I had my coffee

# ? Apr 3, 2017 03:23

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

akadajet posted:

i've never seen one of those made out of plastic

there's a valve with a stopper on the bottom so it stays contained until you put it on a mug

then it pees out delicious brown water

# ? Apr 3, 2017 03:40

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

duTrieux. posted:

there's a valve with a stopper on the bottom so it stays contained until you put it on a mug

then it pees out delicious brown water

oh yeah, I have one of those for tea. It's good.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 16:08

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

i was asked if i wanted space for cream and was deeply offended

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:58

leper khan: Dec 28, 2010; Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

Cat Face Joe posted:

i was asked if i wanted space for cream and was deeply offended

that's the code words for "are you adding alcohol to this?" though. totally reasonable question for a noon time beverage.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 19:14

moosemanmoo: Jan 6, 2007; R the Reply that his life was in danger

leper khan posted:

that's the code words for "are you adding alcohol to this?" though. totally reasonable question for a noon time beverage.

never thought of it this way. I like the cut of your jib

# ? Apr 4, 2017 04:49

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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leper khan posted:

that's the code words for "are you adding alcohol to this?" though. totally reasonable question for a noon time beverage.

# ? Apr 5, 2017 01:43

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

i just ground up some beans and used a french press. its pretty good coffee.

# ? Apr 5, 2017 07:00

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

i've switched from maxwell house french roast to maxwell house house blend. it's good

# ? Apr 5, 2017 16:13

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

drinking coffee rn

# ? Apr 5, 2017 16:19

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
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i'm drinking illy decaf these days because making coffee at home is cheaper and i'm supposed to cut down on my caffeine intake

# ? Apr 5, 2017 16:38

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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I had three cups of coffee today and now I'm posting while posting

# ? Apr 5, 2017 16:47

Nerdlord Actual: Apr 14, 2007; Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes; Grimey Drawer

Mr. Coffee made me a tiny bachelor sized pot of McDonalds roast today. thank you based coffe

# ? Apr 5, 2017 23:32

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
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we switched from mcdonalds back to illy because the mcdonalds was getting stale too quickly

# ? Apr 5, 2017 23:38

Glans Dillzig: Nov 23, 2011; knickerbocker expert

Cold on a Cob posted:

we switched from mcdonalds back to illy because the mcdonalds was getting stale too quickly

illy is my fav, good choice friend

# ? Apr 5, 2017 23:48

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

our office has a lavazza pod machine which is fine i guess

# ? Apr 6, 2017 21:15

Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

moving to iced coffee in the afternoons. spring is here!

# ? Apr 7, 2017 01:55

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

I tried some iced coffee last weekend. I did not care for it.

# ? Apr 7, 2017 04:29

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I tried some iced coffee last weekend. I did not care for it.

didn't you just get a filtron? what's your plan for cold brew if you don't like iced coffee?

# ? Apr 7, 2017 04:31

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

cold brew over ice is the best

# ? Apr 7, 2017 04:32

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

i put a big scoop of ice cream in my coffee and then when it melted i drank the coffee

# ? Apr 7, 2017 04:54

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

place I'm staying this week has a nespresso machine, but I'm still aeropressing my home roast

did have to buy a new aeropress after my old one broke in transit

# ? Apr 7, 2017 12:47

Colonel Taint: Mar 14, 2004

Cocoa Crispies posted:

place I'm staying this week has a nespresso machine, but I'm still aeropressing my home roast

did have to buy a new aeropress after my old one broke in transit

Aeropress is the poo poo. I like to:

-Start with the press upside-down
-Pour coffee+water into it
-Put the filter+cap on
-Press until there's no air inside
-Flip onto mug
-Pull the plunger out so that air gets sucked into the tube - usually you can feel some negative pressure against the pull. Pull until the plunger is out.
-Finally press the plunger back in as usual and add water.

I like making things complicated and I also like good coffee, so this works for me.

# ? Apr 7, 2017 13:25

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

cold brew over ice is the best

maybe I just did too much ice or diluted it too much in still finding that right amount. I also like used some of the cold brew concentrate with hot water.

# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:29

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Colonel Taint posted:

Aeropress is the poo poo. I like to:

-Start with the press upside-down
-Pour coffee+water into it
-Put the filter+cap on
-Press until there's no air inside
-Flip onto mug
-Pull the plunger out so that air gets sucked into the tube - usually you can feel some negative pressure against the pull. Pull until the plunger is out.
-Finally press the plunger back in as usual and add water.

I like making things complicated and I also like good coffee, so this works for me.

my technique is unironically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVLdFbSgkyU

# ? Apr 12, 2017 13:19

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Cocoa Crispies posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVLdFbSgkyU

what

# ? Apr 12, 2017 14:37

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

there was a GIGANTIC loving COCKROACH near the office coffee filters/carafe the other day, so I am never touching that sick filth again and have invested in my own french press to bring to worth.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 18:37

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:06

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

signed up for a class to learn how to vacuum pot brew, and it includes a vacuum pot and some seeds

# ? Apr 12, 2017 20:33

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