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RolandTower: Nov 19, 2003; Guns n' Roses n' Deus Ex Machina; Bleak Gremlin

Mr Shiny Pants posted:

WTF is up with these people? 15 Dollars minimum wage is too much, we will replace you.

I would have thrown his rear end in jail. Out of spite.

Yeah the extra-lovely thing is that they obviously would have installed these things regardless of minimum wage, because 1: the computer works for free which is less than any minimum wage and 2: they're more efficient and customers generally prefer them.

So the employees were going to get hosed no matter what, but now the assholes can create a narrative of "well it's really their own fault for demanding enough money to live on without using food stamps."

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Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

RolandTower posted:

Yeah the extra-lovely thing is that they obviously would have installed these things regardless of minimum wage, because 1: the computer works for free which is less than any minimum wage and 2: they're more efficient and customers generally prefer them.

So the employees were going to get hosed no matter what, but now the assholes can create a narrative of "well it's really their own fault for demanding enough money to live on without using food stamps."

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RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

RolandTower posted:

Yeah the extra-lovely thing is that they obviously would have installed these things regardless of minimum wage, because 1: the computer works for free which is less than any minimum wage and 2: they're more efficient and customers generally prefer them.

So the employees were going to get hosed no matter what, but now the assholes can create a narrative of "well it's really their own fault for demanding enough money to live on without using food stamps."

who's going to make the food tho

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MrXmas: Apr 10, 2006; Let's Get Sweaty

RareAcumen posted:

who's going to make the food tho

They're working on that.

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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Assemble it in Mexico, freeze and ship it Stateside. Then heat it up in industrial microwaves and dump on floor in front of customers to eat off the floor like a animal.

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Dr. Fraiser Chain: May 18, 2004; Redlining my shit posting machine

Who is going to be buying it when all work is done by unpaid robot slaves? Capitalism kills itself when it finally kills labor

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monkeytennis: Apr 26, 2007; Toilet Rascal

Facebook Aunt posted:

I hate those things. What the gently caress, Mcdonalds?

These things are great. You can focus on the part of the menu you are interested in like just burgers, just sides, just drinks, etc. The print is big enough and close enough that you don't need to squint even as your eyes fail with middle age myopia. And you can stare at it for as long as you want without the pressure of anyone waiting for you to make up your mind. They are fantastic.

Apparently the CEO did it out of spite, but they are the best change to Mcdonalds in years. https://www.forbes.com/sites/realsp...e/#72fc3a1a4fbc

I love these. The Maccers near me even has a setting to let it know which side of the place you're sitting in, and they bring the filth right to your table.

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Myrddin_Emrys: Mar 27, 2007; by Hand Knit

Lime Tonics posted:

http://i.imgur.com/iY3ORTv.gifv

What the hell was this? And why did it leave me feeling empty and shallow inside?

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im pooping!: Nov 17, 2006

the only thing i can think of is its made from sand

it evokes that feeling because pizza is good and fun to eat but sand is not good and fun to eat

# ? Apr 2, 2017 18:26

Munchables: Feb 8, 2015; Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

https://twitter.com/RealMrClean/status/340551786496671744

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Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Im telling people McDs is gonna morph into The Nutrient Receiving for Ingestion place. Where the building is just a room filled with tables under food anuses that dispense a nutrient rich paste (it has everything the lower class laborer needs for continued survival (it tastes like chicken nuggets)).

# ? Apr 2, 2017 18:27

McPhearson: Aug 4, 2007; Hot Damn!

RareAcumen posted:

who's going to make the food tho

There's a place in Japan that uses repurposed industrial robot arms to cook ramen. In Kansas City there's a restaurant that delivers food to the tables though a system of little trains. The Sketchers North American distribution plant uses robots to load and unload trucks, so you wouldn't need humans to receive shipments of food or even to restock. The only barrier to a fully autonomous restaurant is cost; the arms at the ramen place are $100k each and the place was set up as a publicity stunt by the company that makes them, and the distribution plant was made to ridiculously exact standards at a cost of $250 million so all the machinery will work. Once this stuff gets cheaper I definitely expect to see a few robo restaurants.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

McPhearson posted:

There's a place in Japan that uses repurposed industrial robot arms to cook ramen. In Kansas City there's a restaurant that delivers food to the tables though a system of little trains. The Sketchers North American distribution plant uses robots to load and unload trucks, so you wouldn't need humans to receive shipments of food or even to restock. The only barrier to a fully autonomous restaurant is cost; the arms at the ramen place are $100k each and the place was set up as a publicity stunt by the company that makes them, and the distribution plant was made to ridiculously exact standards at a cost of $250 million so all the machinery will work. Once this stuff gets cheaper I definitely expect to see a few robo restaurants.

I bet even at a robo-restaurant they'll tack on a 15% gratuity.

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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Hihohe posted:

Im telling people McDs is gonna morph into The Nutrient Receiving for Ingestion place. Where the building is just a room filled with tables under food anuses that dispense a nutrient rich paste (it has everything the lower class laborer needs for continued survival (it tastes like chicken nuggets)).

Sounds like a Fatties contest.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 18:46

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

Goodpancakes posted:

Who is going to be buying it when all work is done by unpaid robot slaves? Capitalism kills itself when it finally kills labor

Wealth is not absolute, it's relative. And the biggest ratio you can get with rich:poor is to have it anything:zero. That is the capitalism end game.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 18:47

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

McPhearson posted:

There's a place in Japan that uses repurposed industrial robot arms to cook ramen. In Kansas City there's a restaurant that delivers food to the tables though a system of little trains. The Sketchers North American distribution plant uses robots to load and unload trucks, so you wouldn't need humans to receive shipments of food or even to restock. The only barrier to a fully autonomous restaurant is cost; the arms at the ramen place are $100k each and the place was set up as a publicity stunt by the company that makes them, and the distribution plant was made to ridiculously exact standards at a cost of $250 million so all the machinery will work. Once this stuff gets cheaper I definitely expect to see a few robo restaurants.

I really hope we see the return of old-fashioned saboteurs.

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Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Trump should bring back manual weaving jobs.

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Guy Goodbody posted:

I really hope we see the return of old-fashioned saboteurs.

Kennel posted:

Trump should bring back manual weaving jobs.

I expect to see a wave of children named Ned Ludd or some variation.

ed: Ned Ludd would fit right in with all the gender-related bullshit today.

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 19:22 on Apr 2, 2017

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spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Kennel posted:

Trump should bring back manual weaving jobs.

He already has:

# ? Apr 2, 2017 19:20

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Hihohe posted:

Im telling people McDs is gonna morph into The Nutrient Receiving for Ingestion place. Where the building is just a room filled with tables under food anuses that dispense a nutrient rich paste (it has everything the lower class laborer needs for continued survival (it tastes like chicken nuggets)).

How does all this track with their switching from frozen to fresh beef? Getting mixed messages here

# ? Apr 2, 2017 19:42

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

McPhearson posted:

Once this stuff gets cheaper I definitely expect to see a few robo restaurants.

We already have the only robot restaurant we'll ever need.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 19:59

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

gbut posted:

Wealth is not absolute, it's relative. And the biggest ratio you can get with rich:poor is to have it anything:zero. That is the capitalism end game.

Is this the "singularity" that I've been hearing about?

# ? Apr 2, 2017 20:02

Deified Data: Nov 3, 2015; Fun Shoe

The only way we survive late stage capitalism is guaranteed minimum income. America will never accept this and we'll die in the street like dogs. Pretty funny.

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