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wicka posted:Well I agree that Stroll probably won't finish on the podium. LOL
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DC talked about peeing while driving before I remember. Said it was nbd cause with all the wind it dried out pretty quick.
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learnincurve posted:I'd have a magpie on the back of my helmet because people in racing are really superstitious. (In the U.K. If you see a magpie you are supposed to say "Good morning Mr. Magpie. How is your lady wife today?" Because if you don't then it will curse you with bad luck and a death) Really? Because every time I see a magpie I say "Piss off Collingwood" and keep on walking
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nsaP posted:DC talked about peeing while driving before I remember. Said it was nbd cause with all the wind it dried out pretty quick. Yeah, it was in his autobiography which is a great read just FYI.
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Piss drenched Kimi says 'I had to take a piss' on the radio once every race. TV ratings soar.
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That Kimi is so wacky. He's something else.
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:To change the topic from smelly pissy things (F1) to something better, the formula e race yesterday was genuinely good in case anyone didn't know. As was the opening of the BTCC at Brands Hatch.
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:To change the topic from smelly pissy things (F1) to something better, the formula e race yesterday was genuinely good in case anyone didn't know. Yup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U80-xUMk8AI
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Apr 3, 2017 11:58
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Gutierrez really is very poo poo.
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learnincurve posted:Gutierrez really is very poo poo. When you get shitcanned by Sauber because they would literally rather just be cut cheques courtesy of two talentless sponsor havers than actually compete for the money to cut out the middleman, maybe motor racing isn't really your true calling.
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 Ostensibly the interesting part of that picture is the "Gina" label. Personally I find it more interesting that Vettel's fraud levels are so high he needs a map to get round a closed circuit.
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This was cool, especially that almost-pass @ ~2min30sec through turn 1. I also really like that they have to switch to a fully charged car mid race. Seems so decadent - exactly what a F1 fan appreciates.
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NtotheTC posted:
Maps have always been a thing on race cars. If they needed a map on an oval course though...
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Apr 3, 2017 14:26
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The map is so when their engineer goes "double yellows between 11 and 13" they can glance and immediately know where that is, rather than distract themselves counting corners or something. They all have it.
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NtotheTC posted:Personally I find it more interesting that Vettel's fraud levels are so high he needs a map to get round a closed circuit. For my own sanity I'm going to presume that is some kind of attempt at humour. In which case, it's a good job Your Lewis isn't such a fraud. 
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Theophany posted:For my own sanity I'm going to presume that is some kind of attempt at humour. In which case, it's a good job Your Lewis isn't such a fraud. Imagine how upset I am that my attempts at humor don't resonate with someone with as sharp a wit as yours. Theophany posted:Also, Poois Shamilton should not be a bannable offence. It's way more creative than anything the pituitary retards at rivals.com could come up with.
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NtotheTC posted:Imagine how upset I am that my attempts at humor don't resonate with someone with as sharp a wit as yours. It's hilarious how tetchy you are about anybody mocking Lewis Hamilton.
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It's fine, he'll soon be feeling the crushing reality of Brexit anyway.
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Is there like a mental health subforum where we can find a psychologist goon to come in and explain why all the Lewis fans are hosed in the head?
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For gently caress sakes. You don't need to defend Lewis Hamilton you idiots.
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Who exactly was defending Hamilton? I made a joke about Vettel and then shot back at someone trying to give out comedy tips on the same page that they claimed a rivals.com pun was funny. Then the three musketeers team of Norn, 1500 and theophany gallops in to save the thread because they haven't talked about Lewis and how much they hate him for 15 minutes are starting to get the shakes.
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Didn't you guys know that Lewis Hamilton would have won the 2016 wdc if his car didn't break. Also he doesn't need to train or use the simulator. He also is a tactical genius and wasn't at all responsible for the pit stop that lost him Melbourne. Lewis Hamilton is loving great you guys!
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NtotheTC posted:Then the three musketeers team of Norn, 1500 and theophany gallops in to save the thread because they haven't talked about Lewis and how much they hate him for 15 minutes are starting to get the shakes. 
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1500quidporsche posted:Is there like a mental health subforum where we can find a psychologist goon to come in and explain why all the Lewis fans are hosed in the head? Its because of autism 
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I like the Home Depot phillips head wood screws holding the mirror in
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julian assflange posted:https://www.motorsport.com/formula-e/news/formula-e-to-trial-live-emoji-technology-in-mexico-888565/ Emoji steering wheels is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard suggested for racing, and it didn't even come out of this thread. I'm shocked and appalled. Stroll seems like a complete tool, but I guess growing up a billionaire isn't great for teaching you humility. 1500quidporsche posted:Is there like a mental health subforum where we can find a psychologist goon to come in and explain why all the Lewis fans are hosed in the head? "Paging Dr. E/N... Dr. E/N to the worst thread please..."
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NtotheTC posted:Then the three musketeers team of Norn, 1500 and theophany gallops in to save the thread because they haven't talked about Lewis and how much they hate him for 15 minutes are starting to get the shakes. Ok, no, I can't abide by sub-cliques in an already clique thread. You guys need to disband with immediate effect. This thread has always been a free-for-all and it needs to be maintained as such or else this entire house of cards will crumble.
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The image of three guys riding in on horseback screaming "gently caress Lewis Hamilton" has me laughing a lot tho
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I love how you have to be an autistic Lewis Hamilton fan to think he would have won the WDC again if his car didn't break good poo poo
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gently caress you my favorite driver is dead 
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NtotheTC posted:Then the three musketeers team of Norn, 1500 and theophany gallops in to save the thread because they haven't talked about Lewis and how much they hate him for 15 minutes are starting to get the shakes. loving lol
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Norns posted:gently caress you my favorite driver is dead
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If Kvyat can score a Piquet then there's hope for all goons out there yet.
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Norns posted:gently caress you my favorite driver is dead
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Just caught up with everyones favourite race series: I do believe you know im talking about Formula-E and what a great race that was. Vergnes radio tears were delicious.
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Yeah but D'Ambrosio was causing such a backup behind him there, we must do something to encourage overtaking in this sport. Perhaps a Drag Reduction System?
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1500quidporsche posted:If Kvyat can score a Piquet then there's hope for all goons out there yet. please do not disparage Daniil's chiseled features 
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