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Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Say Nothing posted:

This isn't funny, this isn't funny at all :cry:

https://twitter.com/mitchfel/status/849029571538149376

# ? Apr 4, 2017 01:58

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 11:11

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Bogan King posted:

This isn't funny, this isn't funny at all

https://twitter.com/mitchfel/status/849029571538149376

Kinda wanna see that aquarium. Looks pretty cool. Like a submerged window of a house.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 04:27

ashnjack: Jun 8, 2010; FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

Well given Gromit spent :20bux:

sending this to me the least I could do is post.

While the shezzy Vegemite wasn't great, I had no issues having it for breakfast. No where near as salty as the vegimite I remember an aus camp councler once let me try.

You honestly can't really taste the cheese. Which may be a blessing in disguise. Given the cost it took to get to me I'm actually gonna try to finish it. Maybe.

The musk lifesavers tasted like a wild buffalo was scrapped along the roof of my mouth, which made it a perfect treat to give to ~~victims~~ ~~ex-friends~~ friends. So they disappeared quickly.

Unfortunately the pineapple lumps tasted like banana/pineapple flavored furniture foam with a lovely chocolate covering. As such I plan to bring them to work with me.

All in all would rate 7/10 would order again. And Gromit, if you find any weird Midwest USA crap you want to try send me a PM.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 04:42

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

ashnjack posted:

That is a lot of Vegemite. :stare:

I've never tried the iSnack 2.0 stuff, but if that was regular Vegemite then that would be way too much.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 06:01

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Tiggum posted:

That is a lot of Vegemite.

I've never tried the iSnack 2.0 stuff, but if that was regular Vegemite then that would be way too much.

Yeah there's any amount on it.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 06:07

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

ashnjack posted:

Well given Gromit spent sending this to me the least I could do is post.

While the shezzy Vegemite wasn't great, I had no issues having it for breakfast. No where near as salty as the vegemite I remember an aus camp counselor once let me try.

You honestly can't really taste the cheese. Which may be a blessing in disguise. Given the cost it took to get to me I'm actually gonna try to finish it. Maybe.

Depending on how evil you feel, you could very easily convince someone that was Nutella, assuming there's no obvious smell that gives it away.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 07:42

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Depending on how evil you feel, you could very easily convince someone that was Nutella, assuming there's no obvious smell that gives it away.

It definitely doesn't smell like Nutella.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 08:11

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

ashnjack posted:

While the shezzy Vegemite wasn't great, I had no issues having it for breakfast.
...
Unfortunately the pineapple lumps tasted like banana/pineapple flavored furniture foam with a lovely chocolate covering. As such I plan to bring them to work with me.

This is some bizarro world opposite day poo poo right here. What the hell is going on the Midwest? Do they do bioweapons testing there or something?

# ? Apr 4, 2017 08:27

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Depending on how evil you feel, you could very easily convince someone that was Nutella, assuming there's no obvious smell that gives it away.

Yeah unfortunately I think that stuff loving stinks so it'd be hard to pass it of as Nutella.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 09:18

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

ashnjack posted:

Well given Gromit spent sending this to me the least I could do is post.

That's waayyy too much Vegemite.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 09:30

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Lol

# ? Apr 4, 2017 09:40

Thorbeef: Jul 24, 2007

# ? Apr 4, 2017 11:16

sandoz: Jan 29, 2009

Facebook Aunt posted:

No one cares if their quarter pounder is fresh.

I wish McDonalds would just stop trying. Their big complicated menu is a mess. The other day I went in and ordered 2 McDoubles from the kiosk and it took 7 minutes for my order to be called. 7 minutes! Seriously? Just bring back the heat lamps already. Heat lamps were great. During a rush the cooks could make a dozen identical burgers at a time, shove them into the warm red glow, and when you'd have your order in like 2 minutes, tops.

Cartoon Man posted:

I went to McDonalds for the first time in forever cause my daughter is finally old enough to eat there and I wanted to let her burn off some energy on the indoor playground cause it's cold as poo poo outside. I went to order and wanted to study the menu but the menu was on these giant tv screens now and it kept moving around and switching to ads and poo poo like a loving Harry Potter movie. gently caress that and gently caress McDonalds, I just got her a chicken nugget happy meal and a 10 piece for me.

this is it

after all these years, these are the posts that loving broke my brain

really?

???

# ? Apr 4, 2017 13:32

Mikl: Nov 8, 2009; Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

beato posted:

That's waayyy too much Vegemite.

"Too much Vegemite" is absolutely not a thing and never has been. Same for Marmite.

Funny picture:

# ? Apr 4, 2017 13:35

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Gromit posted:

This is some bizarro world opposite day poo poo right here. What the hell is going on the Midwest? Do they do bioweapons testing there or something?

There was cheese in the Vegemite. We midwesterners can eat anything so long as cheese is is either smeared on or incorporated into it. For instance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7aMYv3DerM

There's something deeply broken within us.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 13:39

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

As long as we're talking about crazy (delicious) overseas food, I'm poking around Amazon for Jaffa cakes. Any goons recommend a specific brand because I see so many kinds and I wanna know what's good, man. Also any other kind of poo poo cause I'm a curious, adventurous little fatty fat.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 13:49

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

kinmik posted:

As long as we're talking about crazy (delicious) overseas food, I'm poking around Amazon for Jaffa cakes. Any goons recommend a specific brand because I see so many kinds and I wanna know what's good, man. Also any other kind of poo poo cause I'm a curious, adventurous little fatty fat.

I would recommend Jacobs, but even the worst brand I've had was still pretty acceptable (maybe the Aldi one?) McVities might be the original, if that matters to you.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 14:27

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Apr 4, 2017 14:28

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Guy Goodbody posted:

Yup, those sure are blockbuster movies currently in the theater.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 14:33

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Guy Goodbody posted:

This took me a minute.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 14:36

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Choco1980 posted:

Yup, those sure are blockbuster movies currently in the theater.

No that's a photo from 1995

# ? Apr 4, 2017 14:43

Dienes: Nov 4, 2009; dee
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No that's a photo from 1995

Didn't Disney's first Beauty and the Beast come out in 1991?

# ? Apr 4, 2017 15:10

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Guy Goodbody posted:

Is the shadow supposed to be the funny part?

# ? Apr 4, 2017 15:13

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

# ? Apr 4, 2017 16:27

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

RareAcumen posted:

9 years later and it's still going.

E: vvv :hfive:

Stare-Out has a new favorite as of 16:36 on Apr 4, 2017

# ? Apr 4, 2017 16:31

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

No it isn't, that's why he created loss.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 16:34

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Guy Goodbody posted:

Posting normal images to make people search for something funny and waste their time isn't cool, man

# ? Apr 4, 2017 17:49

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

freeedr posted:

Posting normal images to make people search for something funny and waste their time isn't cool, man

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

that's a photo from 1995

# ? Apr 4, 2017 18:06

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No that's a photo from 1995

# ? Apr 4, 2017 18:22

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

RareAcumen posted:

Except it's not, it just looks like it's a picture from the 90's.

For continuing this minor detail, here's a funny picture

Riot Carol Danvers has a new favorite as of 18:36 on Apr 4, 2017

# ? Apr 4, 2017 18:23

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Tom Hanks has a thing for making people watch him piss.

Even back then when Coco was on NBC they had to have had a little chat about the skit.

Probably in the men's room.

I have some pretty deep piss theories of course. Lots of piss in the news lately.

Piss.

Confessions.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 19:29

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

supermegaultra posted:

:kiwi:

# ? Apr 4, 2017 19:48

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

syscall girl posted:

Tom Hanks has a thing for making people watch him piss.

Even back then when Coco was on NBC they had to have had a little chat about the skit.

Probably in the men's room.

I have some pretty deep piss theories of course. Lots of piss in the news lately.

Piss.

Confessions.

Legend says he has a monster dick so of course he wants to show it off.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 20:10

NoNotTheMindProbe: Aug 9, 2010; pony porn was here

Guy Goodbody posted:

Is this a slender man picture?

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:22

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

Are y'all really so clueless that you do not realize that those movies are all remakes of movies that came out at roughly the same time in the 90s, or are y'all being snarky because you feel threatened that someone would poke fun at a 90s nostalgia cash grab?

# ? Apr 5, 2017 03:44