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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:No, this depends on local laws I feel bad for you and whatever hell you live in. edit for dat content
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:41 |
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That sure is one BIG dog!BaconCopter posted:I feel bad for you and whatever hell you live in.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:44 |
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BaconCopter posted:I feel bad for you and whatever hell you live in.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:46 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:I feel bad for you who will never experience the joy of the crowded indoor costco food court where an old chinese man dozes off and leans on your shoulder while you eat your wiener whattyameanbuddy? With my $0 membership fee (I don't have a membership, remember???) I can spend as long as I want lambasting in the glorious depravity known as the Costco Food Court. EDIT: It's for the hot dogs dummy.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:48 |
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BaconCopter posted:whattyameanbuddy?
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:49 |
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Our Costco is near a movie theater so if you really want to be a cheapo scumbag you can stop in to the food court on your way, purchase a few 25¢ bottles of water, and smuggle them in. No membership required.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:51 |
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:52 |
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they don't check if the membership's actually valid at the door
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BaconCopter posted:I feel bad for you and whatever hell you live in. My Costco has the calorie count next to the food items so I never get anything because it would make me feel like garbage
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:53 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Our Costco is near a movie theater so if you really want to be a cheapo scumbag you can stop in to the food court on your way, purchase a few 25¢ bottles of water, and smuggle them in. No membership required. Sure, but if you are a god-tier Wokescumlord you buy a couple of those mana-dogs and loudly snarf 'em down while you cackle at the trash you paid $20 bucks to watch.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:53 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:My Costco has the calorie count next to the food items so I never get anything because it would make me feel like garbage
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:54 |
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i used to work at the costco cell phone place and i ate 1/4 lbs dogs every dang day
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:55 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:My Costco has the calorie count next to the food items so I never get anything because it would make me feel like garbage Hey Nana, I just wanna let you know that calories don't necessarily equate to feeling poor. That is unless you have some odd psychosomatic thing where inhaling ubercalories from GodDogs makes you feel dumpsterish.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:57 |
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:i used to work at the costco cell phone place and i ate 1/4 lbs dogs every dang day You got the job and exclaimed, "I can buy 5 dogs an hour! Gollee!!!"
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:58 |
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BaconCopter posted:You got the job and exclaimed, "I can buy 5 dogs an hour! Gollee!!!" even better it was 13 dogs
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 05:00 |
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For those heathens without a membership, just go the main door and say you are heading to the Pharmacy. Then proceed to wander around the store scarfing samples like a normal Costco shopper. Can't check out though. You do not need a membership to use the Pharmacy.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 05:04 |
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Meydey posted:For those heathens without a membership, just go the main door and say you are heading to the Pharmacy. Then proceed to wander around the store scarfing samples like a normal Costco shopper. Can't check out though. Or the hot dog emporium!!
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 05:11 |
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Wait, not everyone has a Costco membership? Why? Why would you not worship at the greatest altar to capitalism ever created?
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 07:09 |
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Peachfart posted:Wait, not everyone has a Costco membership? Why? Why would you not worship at the greatest altar to capitalism ever created? Settle down now. We can't look down on them for not experiencing the grace of Costco. No, we must help them.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 08:00 |
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The polish dogs are tasty, but nothing is as good as the bulgogi bake. The carne asada bake was delicious too, but I haven't seen one in years.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 08:23 |
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binge crotching posted:bulgogi bake.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 09:15 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:My Costco has the calorie count next to the food items so I never get anything because it would make me feel like garbage
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 09:22 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:wtf. my costco has never had this. who do I complain to I've only seen them in Asia, but they are so good that I keep hoping they'll show up in the US at some point.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 10:05 |
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:they don't check if the membership's actually valid at the door lol they're supposed to check your membership card against your form of payment at the registers but they're not super thorough about it. My dad's got a corporate membership and I used his card to buy some housewares a while back. Everything was OK until a manager happened to walk by, took a closer look and realized my credit card and the membership card didn't match. She got suuuuuuuper pissed at me, but gently caress it - transaction was already done so there's nothing she could do, and like I told her: I didn't know that was a rule, and maybe get mad at your employee for not catching it rather than a customer for doing it unintentionally. I was just there for new contact lenses in the first place
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 10:37 |
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dogs are ok like once a month, and I bought pizza for work, and I've bought enough frozen fruit to put into a blender and inhale pretty much continuously without break for the next sixteen years
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 10:50 |
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Kelp Me! posted:lol they're supposed to check your membership card against your form of payment at the registers but they're not super thorough about it. My dad's got a corporate membership and I used his card to buy some housewares a while back. Everything was OK until a manager happened to walk by, took a closer look and realized my credit card and the membership card didn't match. She got suuuuuuuper pissed at me, but gently caress it - transaction was already done so there's nothing she could do, and like I told her: I didn't know that was a rule, and maybe get mad at your employee for not catching it rather than a customer for doing it unintentionally. Don't know if he has done this already or not but corporate memberships allow 2 sub memberships on the card. Your dad can add you on his and you would get your own Executive membership card. The only difference is that you would not get the 2% cash back. I work at Corp and have my son and a sister in law on my account.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:27 |
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FACT: Costco Pizza is the best chain pizza.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:32 |
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Meydey posted:Don't know if he has done this already or not but corporate memberships allow 2 sub memberships on the card. Your dad can add you on his and you would get your own Executive membership card. The only difference is that you would not get the 2% cash back. My mom's already the other one
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:37 |
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I have the Costco credit card, it's good.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:43 |
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Kelp Me! posted:My mom's already the other one Actually spouse does not count. They are part of the main account and get the 2%. I have my wife, and son/sis in law on mine. If your dad is at the main office, then there is a good chance I know him. I have done alot of support in previous positions for many people.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 15:02 |
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Meydey posted:Actually spouse does not count. They are part of the main account and get the 2%. I have my wife, and son/sis in law on mine. What's your favorite position?
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 15:03 |
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Meydey posted:Actually spouse does not count. They are part of the main account and get the 2%. I have my wife, and son/sis in law on mine. Sorry, I didn't mean corporate like "works for CostCo", I meant he has one of those business-class memberships or whatever.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 15:04 |
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Ahh, ok. Hot dog chat: part of the reason the hot dog have stayed $1.50 is that they stopped selling Hebrew Nationals, and built their own meat packing plant. Yes, Costco packs it's own weiners.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 15:26 |
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I'm the heathen that's been shopping at Costco for decades but never tried a hot dog. The lines are always super-long and I'm always full from free samples
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 15:30 |
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I'm glad my Costco has been serving Chilli with beans at the food court, that poo poo's good.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 15:34 |
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Nfcknblvbl posted:I'm glad my Costco has been serving Chilli with beans at the food court, that poo poo's good.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 16:57 |
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Meydey posted:Ahh, ok. So their secret to keeping prices low is to cut out the Hebrew nationals?
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 17:09 |
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Pretty sure they are still Kosher, but yeah they use the Kirkland dogs now. The meat plant is in Mira Loma, CA and make hot dogs for US/Canada. a hole-y ghost posted:Between this and the bulgogi bake, I was happy before with my Costco's food court, but I gotta tell them to step it up Don't ever go to a Canadian Costco food court. Jacket Potatoes, Meat Sandwich, Poutine
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 17:15 |
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I always just assumed Kirkland is their private-label brand, AKA they don't actually make anything, just rebrand other stuff, so I wouldn't be surprised if the Kirkland kosher hot dogs come from the same factory as actual Hebrew Nationals. Off the top of my head, a couple of the Kirkland beers are actually brewed by the same company that makes Saranac. I know that at Trader Joe's, their hard cider is brewed by Woodchuck.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 17:18 |
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My favorite thing about Costco is that I don't have to care about shopping. Its not like when I go to the grocery store for spaghetti sauce, and have 30 different options at various prices and most of them are probably garbage. At Costco I have 1-2 options, and I know they are good and cheap because Costco only sells good stuff.
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