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Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003


was this the "MINUS FIVE STARS" edition?

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

MassRafTer posted:

Kurt was more hosed up after that divorce than before.

Jesus tits do you have to be a wet blanket on everything?

I mean, it's awesome but Jesus

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Jason Sextro posted:

was this the "MINUS FIVE STARS" edition?

I think this was Bryan and Vinny recapping either Victory Road 2009 (Jenna Morasca/Sharmel) or 2011 (Sting/Jeff Hardy). The one I linked is about TNA trying to restart the Monday Night Wars (and losing like, 30% of their audience in three weeks).

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


A couple weeks ago, the time between TNA starting the Monday Night Wars and today became longer than Stone Cold's entire WWE in-ring career.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

fart blood posted:

Jesus tits do you have to be a wet blanket on everything?

I mean, it's awesome but Jesus

I'm only a wet blanket on bad people and misinformation.

Glorious men like POLICE MAN get the respect and joy they deserve.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


yeah MINUS FIVE STARS is the Morasca/Sharmell match from Victory Road 09

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Oh https://twitter.com/411wrestling/status/849596833663995904

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

End of an Aron

rest in piss

Pitwar
Jul 19, 2008

Who's your mate?!
Had he truley even started?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Aron Rex.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

o/~ A-ron Re-ex! o/~ :sax:

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

And considering he did the requisite "poo poo all over WWE" promo upon signing, he's going to have a difficult time finding a job for a while.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


quote:

During a recent interview with Title Match Wrestling at WrestleCon, Aron Rex revealed that he is no longer with Impact Wrestling and teased that he is retiring.

:rip:

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Now he's just imitating the Undertaker.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/AronsThoughts/status/849608834536656897

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Literally zero reason to ever watch or discuss TNA now

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Pope Corky the IX posted:

And considering he did the requisite "poo poo all over WWE" promo upon signing, he's going to have a difficult time finding a job for a while.

who shot on WWE in that famous promo

[sobbing, mouth full of peanut butter] awon wex

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


They still have Bram, who will carry the company into the future.

Also give Bram the Aron Rex gimmick.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


If he ever comes back, I hope it's not as that poo poo Liberace character he keeps trying to make happen

One company wouldn't even let it air, and the other did and watched it bomb out of existence immediately. Take the hint, friend

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I like how WWE's new thing is to let guys go, watch them become big stars on the indies, and then bring them back with more buzz than before.

Damien Sandow left, had a poo poo TNA run, and now nobody will care if he ever comes back to WWE. It's impressive.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Aron Wept.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

Benne posted:

I like how WWE's new thing is to let guys go, watch them become big stars on the indies, and then bring them back with more buzz than before.

Damien Sandow left, had a poo poo TNA run, and now nobody will care if he ever comes back to WWE. It's impressive.

I don't know what you're talking about. He's a man who was deemed too entertaining to receive title opportunities.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Tato posted:

I don't know what you're talking about. He's a man who was deemed too entertaining to receive title opportunities.

Drew Galloway

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


TNA's future stars day has begun!

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


Thanks for the memories, sweet prince. Having changed the industry forever, I wish you the best in your future endeavors.

Max Coveri
Dec 23, 2015

by Athanatos
Aron RIP.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
:rip: :aronrex:

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Aron Rexit.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Best of luck, guy who showed up so out of shape that he misspelled exercise

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnr5d9WL5eE

The one comment on this owns.

Also Josh is such a loving geek. RYAN REEVES, STU BENNETT, A TYPO ON A CHURFLEDURF MEN'S FASHION! FAAAAARRRRRT

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


oh my god


did he seriously always hold the mic by the cover like that?

E: like i know that's the silliest thing to nitpick but i can't stop staring at it

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


DJExile posted:

oh my god


did he seriously always hold the mic by the cover like that?

E: like i know that's the silliest thing to nitpick but i can't stop staring at it

I think he did that in WWE too, yeah

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Chris James 2 posted:

I think he did that in WWE too, yeah
I always assumed it was part of his Damien Sandow gimmick but I guess that's how he naturally holds the mic

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Ambrose does it too but it just works when he does it.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
It's because Ambrose holds it like it's a glass of whiskey

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

and damien sandow was holding it like a wine glass

Martian Buddy
Jun 4, 2010

Are you ready to swear
right here,
right now,
before the devil
So where does Aron Rex go now? Back to WWE is unlikely, so who's low rent enough to let him work? ROH? PWG? A friend's backyard somewhere?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Martian Buddy posted:

So where does Aron Rex go now? Back to WWE is unlikely, so who's low rent enough to let him work? ROH? PWG? A friend's backyard somewhere?

he's hinting he'll retire

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Martian Buddy posted:

So where does Aron Rex go now? Back to WWE is unlikely, so who's low rent enough to let him work? ROH? PWG? A friend's backyard somewhere?

I'd book him on PWG as a surprise guest just to kill Reseda and force them to move to a different venue

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