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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


This was the worst movie I saw last year but that first poster is fine and I guess The Assignment is better than the original title, (Re)Assignment

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/sep/12/reassignment-review-toronto-film-festival-sigourney-weaver

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Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

flashy_mcflash posted:

This was the worst movie I saw last year but that first poster is five and I guess The Assignment is better than the original title, (Re)Assignment

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/sep/12/reassignment-review-toronto-film-festival-sigourney-weaver

You mean Tomboy? Because I swear that was a working title.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Young Freud posted:

You mean Tomboy? Because I swear that was a working title.

Oh lord I didn't know that and it's somehow worse.

If the scene in this movie where Michelle Rodriguez realizes she's been turned into a man (I hope that isn't a spoiler but who cares) doesn't become a meme we'll have failed as a society. It's so insulting and cartoonish.

e: just realizing they talk about the movie previously being called Tomboy in the article, I missed that completely.

flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Apr 5, 2017

pumped up for school
Nov 24, 2010

Inspector Gesicht posted:

She looks like guy from Miami Connection.



Hadn't thought about that one in a very long time. I think if I have one poster in my house, it might have to be this one.

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

flashy_mcflash posted:

Oh lord I didn't know that and it's somehow worse.

If the scene in this movie where Michelle Rodriguez realizes she's been turned into a man (I hope that isn't a spoiler but who cares) doesn't become a meme we'll have failed as a society. It's so insulting and cartoonish.

Wait i thought the movie was about a man being turned into a woman

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 15 days!)

Ammanas posted:

Wait i thought the movie was about a man being turned into a woman

It is. Rodriguez plays them after the surgery.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Peanut President posted:

It is. Rodriguez plays them after the surgery.

I think before it too. There are pictures of her wearing a 'man chest' prosthesis.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Wait, I thought it was about Rodriguez getting turned into a dude?

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Her character rapidly oscillates genders to dodge bullets and society's expectations.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Bar Crow posted:

Her character rapidly oscillates genders to dodge bullets and society's expectations.

I would watch the gently caress out of this

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Bar Crow posted:

Her character rapidly oscillates genders to dodge bullets and society's expectations.

It's morphin' time

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
They changed her sex, not her gender. Guess people are still confused about which is which.

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Chris Knight posted:

They changed her sex, not her gender. Guess people are still confused about which is which.

I'm mainly confused about whether this is a screwball comedy thriller with a dude who's now a lady pretending to be a dude.

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.


(Above Fassbender)
Mankind's final masterpiece.

(Above Alien)
Mankind's greatest threat.

(Middle)
What will be the end of mankind?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
*internally gets hype for A.I. vs. Alien*

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Yeah, if that's what Alien(s) 5 turns out to be, I'll totally give it a shot.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

It is.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Bring back Bishop! (Again!)

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Ash, Bishop, Call, David, and Walter will team up Avengers style.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

rawillkill posted:



(Above Fassbender)
Mankind's final masterpiece.

(Above Alien)
Mankind's greatest threat.

(Middle)
What will be the end of mankind?

The WWE just keeps getting weirder.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Maxwell Lord posted:

The WWE just keeps getting weirder.

Assuming they figured out a way to get his head to come off at the end of the fight, Michael Fassbender showing up in-character at WWE to promote Alien Covenant, like he's RoboCop or the president or something, would be the one way to get me way to watch professional wrestling.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Still hoping The Rock fights Vin Diesel at Wrestlemania.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Whoever wins.

We lose.

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Tom Cruise the Mummy, huh?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Codependent Poster posted:

Tom Cruise the Mummy, huh?

It's actually a typo, the real title is "Tom, Cruise With The Mummy".

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Summer is a cute name for the mummy tho

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
Actually it's "Tom, cruise (on) The Mummy"

The MSJ
May 17, 2010











Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Is that James Franco

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

If only James Franco had died instead of Heath Ledger

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Rageaholic Monkey posted:

If only James Franco had died instead of Heath Ledger

that would be awesome

that sounds really bad that i want another person to die but i really wanna see a movie where heath ledger is pot high

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

If only James Franco had died instead of Heath Ledger
Please don't wish away Spring Breakers

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Vegetable posted:

Please don't wish away Spring Breakers
Imagine Heath Ledger as Alien though!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



The disaster artist wouldn't have been made if Franco died

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Heath Ledger's Tommy Wiseau...

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Sir Kodiak posted:

Assuming they figured out a way to get his head to come off at the end of the fight, Michael Fassbender showing up in-character at WWE to promote Alien Covenant, like he's RoboCop or the president or something, would be the one way to get me way to watch professional wrestling.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken

Gonz posted:

*internally gets hype for A.I. vs. Alien*

I'm sure Asylum or someone has done an aliens vs robots movie.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Vagabundo posted:

I'm sure Asylum or someone has done an aliens vs robots movie.

I'd watch Alien vs Terminator. Or better yet, Alien vs Predator vs Terminator.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cythereal posted:

I'd watch Alien vs Terminator. Or better yet, Alien vs Predator vs Terminator.

the comics are also bad

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