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Will Mighty Mouse break Silva's defense record? This poll is closed.
Yes	35	28.93%
Umm, yes	36	29.75%
Yep	12	9.92%
yeh	38	31.40%
Total:	121 votes

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Fat Twitter Man: Jan 24, 2007; by R. Guyovich

don't bite on LWB's wmma gimmick, you dweebs. and don't bite on my gimmick when i say that everyone at 205 should be force-fed pancakes to the point of morbid obesity and then go kickbox retired sumo wrestlers in japan because it would be a better athletic spectacle than the current lhw division

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:04

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Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

Bad fights get PPV placement all the time

Like the last main event.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:05

El Roncho: Oct 15, 2006; I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

I like this idea that the fights between men are mostly interesting contests between competent looking competitors. How much of this sport do you actually watch?

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:05

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

El Roncho posted:

I like this idea that the fights between men are mostly interesting contests between competent looking competitors. How much of this sport do you actually watch?

If you watch mma and don't realize that the men are several steps ahead of women skillwise, and have mich more power then idk what to tell you

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:10

jay z's sedan: Nov 22, 2005; milk truck just arrive

For sure put a horrible wmma fight on the main card I am very excited to pay money to see it. WMMA is as good as real mma because I love decisions and footwork and boring lovely fights

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:17

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Rashad Evans has been on like 15 PPVs but y'all are complaining about women. Some shameful bullshit itt.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:23

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Remember when people paid $50 to $60 for Main Event Faber/Barao

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:27

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

Saying that there are sometimes boring fights when men fight is a stupid argument

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:35

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

Also faber vs Barao is a million times better than the carvalho v Gonzalez , same with the most recent fight ppl are trashing Thompson Woodley 2

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:39

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Also faber vs Barao is a million times better than the carvalho v Gonzalez , same with the most recent fight ppl are trashing Thompson Woodley 2

Quoting for posterity.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:43

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Also faber vs Barao is a million times better than the carvalho v Gonzalez , same with the most recent fight ppl are trashing Thompson Woodley 2

I can't imagine preemptively declaring any given upcoming fight between unknown people is going to be a million times worse than Woodley vs Thompson 2, no matter what my preconceived notions of their skills are based on their gender. That takes dedication

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:49

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Those were also main events and dumber fights. And 15 PPVs for one guy who has consistently lovely fights isn't sometimes, especially when there are a ton of dudes out there who are almost guaranteed to be boring. The fact that y'all single out women is pretty stupid when the UFC does woeful garbage like put two TUF Brazil finale fights on a main card.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:49

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

clearly patrick cumming should be on the ppv main card instead of a couple of girls

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:50

Gay Horney: Feb 10, 2013; by Reene

Women's fights are frequently not good but they're definitely capable of being amazing. the highs are high and the lows are frequent

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:50

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Ugh they're using volume and pressure to compensate for their lack of power? I'm disgusted and will post about it ceaselessly.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:55

jay z's sedan: Nov 22, 2005; milk truck just arrive

I hope they play the WNBAs greatest dunks during baba o'riley this wekend

# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:56

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

There's a few girls that are pretty good. Like Joanna J

# ? Apr 6, 2017 16:06

Down Right Fierce: Jan 30, 2011

I want a 265 wmma division.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 16:08

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Down Right Fierce posted:

I want a 265 wmma division.

A division of just Waffle Beard?

# ? Apr 6, 2017 16:10

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Chris James 2 posted:

A division of just Waffle Beard?

Whoaaaaaa

# ? Apr 6, 2017 16:13

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

ufc 149 was hector lombard's fault

# ? Apr 6, 2017 16:18

Work Friend Keven: Oct 24, 2015; I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

To me it's completely crazy to say wmma is not exciting... they could pop out of their tops at any moment.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 16:22

Shirkelton: Apr 6, 2009; I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Keven, unshackled.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 16:37

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

When you have 2 of the 3 least populated divisions that have had 2 of the 3 fewest number of fights in 2017 (and I assume this has held for previous years), I'm pretty sure it's hard for those fighters to consistently train at a high level and also fight enough to get better

maybe

# ? Apr 6, 2017 16:43

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

LWB protest spotted

# ? Apr 6, 2017 16:55

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

To lighten things up, here's Makwan and his lil pup, King

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSibH80jOJb/

# ? Apr 6, 2017 17:13

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

kimbo305 posted:

LWB protest spotted

Dykes on bikes. Cool description of most wmma fights

# ? Apr 6, 2017 17:20

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Wait a minute, Rose is the goon hyped fighter we all want to gently caress? I thought it was Brandon Thatch.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 17:25

LionYeti: Oct 12, 2008

I'm more excited to see Joanna Champion crush Jessica Andrade then I am Cormier v Rumble.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 17:28

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

kimbo305 posted:

LWB protest spotted

Isn't ankle biters just short people

# ? Apr 6, 2017 17:30

Gay Horney: Feb 10, 2013; by Reene

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Isn't ankle biters just short people

I thought it was a catchall term for children

# ? Apr 6, 2017 17:43

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Maybe it means midgets?

# ? Apr 6, 2017 17:47

Boco_T: Mar 12, 2003; la calaca tilica y flaca

Brain Curry posted:

Wait a minute, Rose is the goon hyped fighter we all want to gently caress? I thought it was Brandon Thatch.

Alan Jouban

# ? Apr 6, 2017 17:50

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Isn't ankle biters just short people

Usually refers to either Kids aged 1-4 or Small dogs

# ? Apr 6, 2017 18:05

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Chris the Shitman Weidman is back with another poop story

http://uproxx.com/sports/chris-weidman-pooping-himself-story/

# ? Apr 6, 2017 18:09

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

Gay Horney posted:

I thought it was a catchall term for children

Oh yeah

# ? Apr 6, 2017 18:09

Belgian Waffle: Jul 31, 2006

LobsterMobster posted:

Chris the Shitman Weidman is back with another poop story

http://uproxx.com/sports/chris-weidman-pooping-himself-story/

Is this the worst one so far? I think so.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 18:31

Work Friend Keven: Oct 24, 2015; I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

Why doesn't everyone love this Square skulled frat man who thinks the only interesting thing about himself is times he did poopoo.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 18:40

Cart Mountain: Nov 1, 2004

watching Dan Kelly beat up Rashad was cool.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 18:42

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:22

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Wmma is occasionally good, but usually not

# ? Apr 6, 2017 19:05

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