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lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
DJ Z isnt doing so good. Injured in Mexico.

https://www.facebook.com/charlie.santo.37/posts/10212966332620860v

UPDATE: after a sleepless night and countless documents to get this all under way, Michael Paris is going into a major surgery as I write this . He's been coherent and talking the entire time but in excruciating pain every minute. After numerous exams , they found that the colon was fractured and bleeding internally , which was causing all the pain and discomfort. They're going to try to repair it first and if that doesn't work , it only gets more complicated. Please keep him in your thoughts and prayers . I personally have been over run with emotion since last night wishing I could help him. They only thing we Can do now is wait. I'll update as soon as anything is told to me.

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DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

DJZ, Abyss, and EC3 are like, the longest tenured guys there now, right?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MinibarMatchman posted:

DJZ, Abyss, and EC3 are like, the longest tenured guys there now, right?

Jeremy Borash, although Abyss and James Storm were both there since day one and left the company briefly before returning at some points.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Jeremy Borash, although Abyss and James Storm were both there since day one and left the company briefly before returning at some points.

Abyss was basically gone the first year.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Yeah Borash is the elder statesman of TNA at this point

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MassRafTer posted:

Abyss was basically gone the first year.

That's still a loooooong time in TNA compared to the DJZs of the world.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ-xW0g3cZM

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

That man looks tired and mildly disgusted if you know what i mean. read that again if you dont know

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
This show would almost be tolerable if it weren't for Josh Mathews.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Cavauro posted:

That man looks tired and mildly disgusted if you know what i mean. read that again if you dont know

Carrying the brand into the future is hard work

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
bram signs immortal soul contract with tna

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Madison Rayne married Josh Mathews? Holy poo poo did he ever marry up.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Madison Rayne married Josh Mathews? Holy poo poo did he ever marry up.

it'd be pretty hard for him not to marry up, frankly

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Yeah, isn't he like 5'2"?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


SamuraiFoochs posted:

Madison Rayne married Josh Mathews? Holy poo poo did he ever marry up.

Wouldn't be the first time. His first wife, Rue DeBona, raised the same questions. Maybe boot cut jeans and tons of bracelets are serious lady bait.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Madison Rayne married Josh Mathews? Holy poo poo did he ever marry up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FddpJIrac0&t=309s

Enjoyed how TNA Magnus's return was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNfWgEuQHSk&t=3s

And THIS

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva
Did Magnus return with a belt?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Gorgolflox posted:

Did Magnus return with a belt?

no he returned as part of the babyface announcer's team of old dudes who left TNA because it sucked vs the hell announcer's team of dudes who stuck with the company

and because it's TNA they didn't even let him return on TV

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


Man I though Matt Morgan being back was a joke

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Man I though Matt Morgan being back was a joke

He and Bram are the prospects that will carry the brand into the future

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Some supermodels are so thin you feel like you need to eat something just from looking at them, Matt Morgan is so veiny from dehydration I feel like I need to drink a glass of water.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

wait is Jeremy Borash vs. Josh Matthews the marquee feud they think will launch Impact to being a real player

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
I think if it results in JM leaving then it can only be a good thing for the company and it'll bring back viewers that he has made turn off, but I doubt it's gonna be that simple.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
Don't know why you'd put your entire roster in one match.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Marmaduke! posted:

I think if it results in JM leaving then it can only be a good thing for the company and it'll bring back viewers that he has made turn off, but I doubt it's gonna be that simple.

Yeah, it'll bring back those five people for sure.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
Josh Matthews is holding his phone up to his ear to tweet.

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012
thought Magnus was Spud for a second

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Matt Morgan will be in his 50s having lovely matches and TNA will still pretend that he's a hot up-and-coming prospect

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

TNA. Impact.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Wait, does he have DNA helixes on his trunks? So he's still going by "The Blueprint" then as well? Guess I shouldn't be surprised, if your wrestlings and promo skills don't show any improvement worth poo poo in over a decade, why bother with improving your gimmick.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Germansimp posted:

Wait, does he have DNA helixes on his trunks? So he's still going by "The Blueprint" then as well? Guess I shouldn't be surprised, if your wrestlings and promo skills don't show any improvement worth poo poo in over a decade, why bother with improving your gimmick.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the blueprint is what is there at the beginning, right? Like, it doesn't matter how nicely they furnished the rooms, it just doesn't show in the blueprint. It's the lovely map bank robbers need to rob your bank, and half of the time it's out of date because someone built a wall where no wall should be.

So, pretty much like Matt Morgan.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I used to think Matt Morgan had promise. :downs:

If he had ever showed any signs of improvement, you gotta think Vince would have brought him back, but he never got any better.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Matt Morgan was on the first wrestling DVD I ever bought. They put him over as a hot young prospect. That show was survivor series 03.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


whiteyfats posted:

I used to think Matt Morgan had promise. :downs:

I think pretty much everyone did after his match with Angle. That match made Morgan look like a legit star from what little TNA junk that I can remember.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Is there any gimmick sadder than "this guy is a can't miss prospect with all the tool to succeed"?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Rhonne posted:

Is there any gimmick sadder than "this guy is a can't miss prospect with all the tool to succeed"?

"He likes to have fun"

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
Smiley black guy

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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
Losing streak.

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