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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Aleph Null posted:

Every thrift store that has a clothing section?

I'm m pretty sure even Goodwill won't sell underwear. My locally owned places will sell them if they are new in package only.
In fact I've witnessed an argument between a clerk and a guy that opened and tried on a pack and tried to put them back.

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Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
The pervs would be out in full force if goodwill sold used panties.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Bad Sneakers posted:

I have one exactly like it that I found at a thrift store once. I wear it all the time.
How about washing it once in a while?

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
I can't wait to spank the child molester that has made my life miserable.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

ZipOtter posted:

Tattoos were weird in the 60s.

How were women supposed to know their self worth.

In porn talk. I got in so much poo poo for porn I didn't know existed. My parents rented a Spanish language movie from a local mom and pop video rental. They watched the comedy and left the tape in the VCR. What they didn't know was that the guy at the video rental place had recorded over an LP porn tape so when the movie ended and the credits rolled the porn would kick in. They came back and saw a tape and pushed play and got a face full of girl on girl action. I got into so much poo poo over it despite that I wasn't even home that day. They made me get rid of it. Which I did by pretending to throw it away and sneaking out at night and got it back in. Hell if I was grounded for porn I might as well jerk off to it.



Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Im the floating poop ghosts

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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RFC2324 posted:

Wearing used underwear is as gross as using someone elses toothbrush.

I may be one of the only people in the world that isn't weirded out by someone else using my toothbrush or me using someone else's.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



IamnotJoe posted:

In porn talk. I got in so much poo poo for porn I didn't know existed. My parents rented a Spanish language movie from a local mom and pop video rental. They watched the comedy and left the tape in the VCR. What they didn't know was that the guy at the video rental place had recorded over an LP porn tape so when the movie ended and the credits rolled the porn would kick in. They came back and saw a tape and pushed play and got a face full of girl on girl action. I got into so much poo poo over it despite that I wasn't even home that day. They made me get rid of it. Which I did by pretending to throw it away and sneaking out at night and got it back in. Hell if I was grounded for porn I might as well jerk off to it.

What did your parents say when they had to pay late fees on the comedy?

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:

I call in to question the wholesomeness of any thrift store that even has an underwear section.

Reminds me of the Movie "A Guy Thing." Used underwear bin. I saw it immediately after "The Hours." A film about Virginia Woolfe and suicide. That was some mental whiplash.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Powaqoatse posted:

What did your parents say when they had to pay late fees on the comedy?

They ended up buying the movie since they couldn't find it. Cost them $10. Which since at the time movies cost like $400 per rental tapem, was a bit suspicious, but apparently the guy at the video rental place was making bootleg copies to stay in business. Man I miss mom and pop video stores. gently caress you BlockBuster.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Pastry of the Year posted:

"Roasting teeth mold"

:psyduck:

As in a dentist making a mold of teeth

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

"Listen, Buddy, if you know of a better way to eliminate my teeth mold I would sure like to hear about it!"

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


Take your time. Don't rush out. Make eye contact but don't stare at anyone.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

PaulBearer posted:

How about washing it once in a while?



So, they changed the game for English audiences? I remember years ago Seanbaby writing about this game, but the Japanese version had you ramming a novelty finger up their butts.

Regarding woods porn talk, I was born in 80, and I had my experience in like, 3rd grade. I was at my best friend's apartment, and the slightly older neighbor kid found some in the woods behind their building. It was some 4 page insert from a Hustler called "Beaver Hunter" mostly filled with explicit ads for phone sex lines. One of these days I think I should buy a mag just to leave in the woods for the next generation.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Choco1980 posted:

It was some 4 page insert from a Hustler called "Beaver Hunter" mostly filled with explicit ads for phone sex lines.

Discarded in the woods by a trapper that immediately composed an angry telegram to Larry Flynt Publications

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Dick Trauma posted:

I was born in 1966 which is a drag because pornography was not invented until 1987. I had to make do with vaguely lustful thoughts about Jane Pauley.

This is a complete lie. The 70's was the high water mark of woods porn in the US due to the prominence of both woods and porn. Perhaps you didn't think the pictures you found in the woods were porn due to the extreme amounts of body hair on the performers.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Found some wood porn just a few years ago, probably abandoned by hunters camping in the cabins nearby. It was like a proper porn mag, didn't realize those still existed even.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Random Stranger posted:

This is a complete lie. The 70's was the high water mark of woods porn in the US due to the prominence of both woods and porn. Perhaps you didn't think the pictures you found in the woods were porn due to the extreme amounts of body hair on the performers.

I remember sneaking a look at some of my dads porn from the late 70s/early 80s, and being confused why all the girls were wearing yarn bikinis.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

RFC2324 posted:

Wearing used underwear is as gross as using someone elses toothbrush.

Just spray them with Febreze, it'll be fine.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Random Stranger posted:

This is a complete lie. The 70's was the high water mark of woods porn in the US due to the prominence of both woods and porn. Perhaps you didn't think the pictures you found in the woods were porn due to the extreme amounts of body hair on the performers.

Does it still count as pron if all the naughty bits are covered by huge mounds of hair?

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

Il Raggio Infernale

Solice Kirsk posted:

Woods porn only ever occurred once or twice in a young man's life and probably never if you were born in the 90's. My friends and I found three Hustlers and an old pan by the remains of a camp fire in the woods once. It was amazing.

:hfive:

Plastic grocery bag behind a fallen tree. I feel that before I die, I should return the offering to the Woods Porn Gods.


spog posted:

Does it still count as pron if all the naughty bits are covered by huge mounds of hair?

Yes.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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spog posted:

Does it still count as pron if all the naughty bits are covered by huge mounds of hair?

Just a different kind of porn.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Bart Fargo posted:

Plastic grocery bag behind a fallen tree. I feel that before I die, I should return the offering to the Woods Porn Gods.

:patriot:

i too shall do this.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
One of my best friends bought me porn from France when he visited back in like 2009. I think I should put that in the woods since it will be an even deeper twist to some adolescent's wood porn story of finding French porn in an Illinois wood.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

trapped mouse posted:

there's a lot of brazilian americans where i live, but i can't say i've encountered that particular surname

My academic supervisor introduced me to this guy at a conference, excellent researcher and a very good drinker.



Definitely found some Truckie Porn back in the late 80s in a wooded area behind my friend's hjouse. Truckie Porn, for the non-Australians reading, showed tits and some muff, lots of bad jokes, "articles" like "seventy eight different names for your dick" etc.

Actual porn was supplied by a friend of mine's dad being a heavy drinker and not keeping good track of the contents of the footlocker in his garage. He had a big collection of things like Fiesta, Bawdy, Hustler, some Color Climax mags and a rotating stack of VHS tapes I'm sure he was trading from his friends.

Memento has a new favorite as of 00:13 on Apr 7, 2017

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Should I nws this? It's Japanese porn.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

ZipOtter posted:

Tattoos were weird in the 60s.

I thought this too, because my brain couldn't comprehend a bra being $2.79.

Owlkill
Jul 1, 2009

Memento posted:

My academic supervisor introduced me to this guy at a conference, excellent researcher and a very good drinker.



Is it pronounced the way you'd expect? My pic was from a friend who'd met the gentleman in question but I didn't think to ask.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Istari posted:

I thought this too, because my brain couldn't comprehend a bra being $2.79.

That's why they all look so happy.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Owlkill posted:

Is it pronounced the way you'd expect? My pic was from a friend who'd met the gentleman in question but I didn't think to ask.

Yep, Professor gently caress, just like you'd expect.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Say Nothing posted:

Should I nws this? It's Japanese porn.



mormon porn before they discovered bubbles

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




This entire gallery.

So many questions. :psyduck:

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

This is one of the oddest things I have ever seen on the internet.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I think the toilet one is actually just about right.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Soon there will be a worldwide bean shortage caused by such ridiculous wastage.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


I;m thinking about thos Beans

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Say Nothing posted:

Should I nws this? It's Japanese porn.



I'm like 99% sure that this is my old high school. Haven't been in it in like 15 years, but that looks exactly like the lunchroom.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

MichiganCubbie posted:

I'm like 99% sure that this is my old high school. Haven't been in it in like 15 years, but that looks exactly like the lunchroom.

What's Kristen Stewart doing in your old lunchroom?

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Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

I think the important question isn't being considered here, which is how urbanization and deforestation are reducing the habitats possible for America's great woods porn tradition.

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