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why is everybody on this forum so fuckin obsessed with woods porn
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Alaois posted:why is everybody on this forum so fuckin obsessed with woods porn Sounds like you never found any and are grumpy now.
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Apr 7, 2017 03:32
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Cuz fuckin' everybody found porn in the woods when they were kids and that's pretty interesting if you ask me
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Apr 7, 2017 03:31
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It belongs right next to that S that everybody knows about. It's one of those unbreakable bonds humans share
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Apr 7, 2017 03:42
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Scaramouche posted:I think the important question isn't being considered here, which is how urbanization and deforestation are reducing the habitats possible for America's great woods porn tradition. Looks like someone here is upset about the lack of woods in his immediate area.
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Apr 7, 2017 03:47
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TontoCorazon posted:It belongs right next to that S that everybody knows about. It's one of those unbreakable bonds humans* share *of a certain age Millenials won't ever know the cautious, slightly shameful joy of finding a stash of of woods porn magazines in the late 80s, and handing them around to your friends while trying to avoid getting caught out by your parents. poo poo, I can't imagine they'd even need to hide poo poo under their mattress or the false bottom of their chest of drawers anymore. Surely 13 year olds just have their porn on their smartphones now.
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Apr 7, 2017 03:49
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Man, I miss woods porn...I still remember when me and a couple buddies (all 11-12 years old) found a bag with porn mags in it under some old bushes near a drainage ditch about a block from our houses. Later it was my older brothers who had their own stashes in the closet or under the bed/mattress that I'd sneak peeks at, ya'll kids born in the '90s and later missed out.
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Apr 7, 2017 03:53
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 What really gets me is the contact name
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Apr 7, 2017 04:09
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:This entire gallery. mds2 posted:This is one of the oddest things I have ever seen on the internet. 
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Apr 7, 2017 04:18
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Memento posted:Surely 13 year olds just have their porn on their smartphones now. I just realized how much of a biohazard a 13 year old boy's phone must be 
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Apr 7, 2017 04:27
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Apr 7, 2017 04:26
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I'm envisioning a Johnny Appleseedesque figure, striding across the landscape, distributing woods porn. A true American folk hero.
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Apr 7, 2017 04:27
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Rough Lobster posted:I'm envisioning a Johnny Appleseedesque figure, striding across the landscape, distributing woods porn. A true American folk hero. Johnny Spillyerseed. Short for Johnson
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Apr 7, 2017 04:44
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Memento posted:*of a certain age Did woods porn just stop being a thing in 1990 or something? Millennials are in their 30s now. 
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Apr 7, 2017 04:53
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This is the longest derail I've ever started on the forums, I'm really proud of you guys.
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Apr 7, 2017 05:03
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ToxicFrog posted:Did woods porn just stop being a thing in 1990 or something? Millennials are in their 30s now. Not to derail from a derail, but this is something I find really funny, the way the term "millennial" has come to be used. We were having a management meeting at work, and one of the owners was telling these millennial jokes and talking about some busser who didn't show up or something being the quintessential millennial, going on about how millennials just want things handed to them, "unlike the hard workers in this room". 8 out of the 11 people that were in that room are millennials. Edit: Also chiming in as a millennial, born in the late 80's, who found woods porn with a friend. At a boy scout patrol meeting I believe it was. om nom nom has a new favorite as of 05:07 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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Apr 7, 2017 05:03
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I honestly thought it applied to people born near the millennium, guess it doesn't.
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Apr 7, 2017 05:03
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What if there is still plenty of woods porn, it's just that adolescents are too lazy to get off the couch and find it?
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Apr 7, 2017 05:05
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Scaramouche posted:I think the important question isn't being considered here, which is how urbanization and deforestation are reducing the habitats possible for America's great woods porn tradition. You'll find many people have strong opinions on the deforestation of porn.  http://i.imgur.com/fohy9zy.jpg
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Apr 7, 2017 05:07
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Memento posted:I honestly thought it applied to people born near the millennium, guess it doesn't. I think that's what it used to mean, but now it's been expanded to anyone who turned 18 after 1999
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Apr 7, 2017 05:11
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Killer robot posted:You'll find many people have strong opinions on the deforestation of porn. Please link NSFW images. Spoiler tag still allows them to be download apparently, and on some mobile browsers they can't see them at all due to being unable to click/hover on it.
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Apr 7, 2017 05:21
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Memento posted:I honestly thought it applied to people born near the millennium, guess it doesn't. Guy Goodbody posted:I think that's what it used to mean, but now it's been expanded to anyone who turned 18 after 1999 You're exactly backwards. "Millennial" started out as the generation after Gen X, generally born between 1980 and 1990. It meant this in the mid to late 90's when it started being used. I'm 35. I have a stable, full time job. I have a car I own outright and a retirement account. I have a child. I'm a millennial. It is also a term that later came to mean "kids these days" in the early 2000's when millennials started to go to college. Then it kind of stuck around and anyone who was college age was a "millennial" all the while actual millennials grew up and got on with things. ductonius has a new favorite as of 05:38 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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Apr 7, 2017 05:35
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Guy Goodbody posted:I think that's what it used to mean, but now it's been expanded to anyone who turned 18 after 1999 It never meant that; millenials are people who grew up around the turn of the millenium, so born in the 80s and early 90s. I think people born around the millenium are Generation Z or something? In the minds of people writing bitter "kids these days ruin everything" screeds, though, it just means "anyone younger than me" or, perhaps, "whatever generation the kids I'm railing against today fall into".
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Apr 7, 2017 05:40
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I remember when a newspaper here called us 'generation e' because of all the  and the fact no one had settled on a new name after generation x yet.
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Apr 7, 2017 05:42
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ductonius posted:You're exactly backwards. "Millennial" started out as the generation after Gen X, generally born between 1980 and 1990. It meant this in the mid to late 90's when it started being used. I'm 35. I have a stable, full time job. I have a car I own outright and a retirement account. I have a child. I'm a millennial. I was about to post something similar, it's just the term for the generation after gen x. It was gen y for a little while but Millennials is the term that stuck. Millennials are '81-'97 or something, gen x is '65-'80, boomers '46-'64, silent generation '27-'45, greatest generation '01-'27. I've seen a few variations in the start and end years but it's something close to all that.
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Apr 7, 2017 05:46
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value-brand cereal posted:Please link NSFW images. Spoiler tag still allows them to be download apparently, and on some mobile browsers they can't see them at all due to being unable to click/hover on it. Sorry there, forgot exactly how it worked between code changes and browser extensions.
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Apr 7, 2017 05:49
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Born in '79 so thankfully I'm not clumped into the millennial dumpster fire. Blame me for the mess or whatever just don't call me a millennial. Generation X just sounds so much cooler. I found woods porn too. Weirdest thing is that I grew up in the boonies. Like, way out in the sticks. I can see how someone could chuck a sack of gently caress books out the car, which would roll down into a ditch by the road or something. The woods porn I found was a stack of soggy Hustlers half buried under some rocks a mile away from any road or house.
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Apr 7, 2017 05:55
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:This entire gallery. We woke up one morning and felt a little gassy For sure it's the miasma of death 
SplitSoul has a new favorite as of 07:59 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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Apr 7, 2017 05:58
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 I think this one is pronounced FOOTCH-ka. Dead Jedi has a new favorite as of 06:45 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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Apr 7, 2017 06:22
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Millennial is an attitude not an age if you're entitled and always staring at your cell phone, you're a millennial
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Apr 7, 2017 06:47
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Millennial is an attitude not an age
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Apr 7, 2017 06:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HFwok9SlQQ
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Apr 7, 2017 07:21
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:This entire gallery. I call bullshit. That knife next to the orange doesn't have any bean juice on it. Memento posted:*of a certain age The thing about smartphones is that you no longer have to keep porn. You just click on that little icon that says 'Safari', open a private tab, type "big tit midget anal", and try not to get bodily fluids in the headphone jack. And when you're done, the shame disappears into the ether with a single tap of your finger. Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 09:28 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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Apr 7, 2017 09:20
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Apr 7, 2017 09:27
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Istari posted:...click on that little icon that says 'Safari',  at anyone who uses Safari.
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Apr 7, 2017 10:49
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Zipperelli. posted:
I like it for watching porn with.
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Apr 7, 2017 11:07
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Millennials are people who are younger than you, who annoy you. That's really it. I found woods porn as a young boy once, in 94 or 95. I remember talking to my buddy at the time that it was weird that someone had left a dirty magazine out in the middle of nowhere like that. I don't have anything else to contribute.
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Apr 7, 2017 11:52
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My first experience with woods porn was at elementary school, where a bunch of us found mags in the forest behind the school. One of them was this little mag with a topless women on the cover, and her nipples were painted black. It was instantly the most erotic thing I had ever seen, an awakening. I can clearly remember thinking "My god, if they have a women on the cover with BLACK NIPPLES, what else could be on display in this magazine." My mind instantly started trying to come up with what sort of erotic wonders could be on display inside, but the concept of an actual photo of a  VAGINA seemed impossible to me at that tender young age. A picture of a vagina would get you thrown in jail or something, it was too taboo for mere humans to print in a magazine.
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Apr 7, 2017 12:45
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I remember finding woods porn with my gaggle of friends. There were enough mags we could distribute them fairly equitably, my friend and I got the off-brand playgirl. Made sense since we were girls. At any rate, I remember they had a pin up of the 'Texas Longhorn'. A guy with a dick that flopped down to his knees. We had a huge discussion about what he did when he wanted to put pants on. My friend postulated that he just stuffed it down one pants leg. I believed he wrapped it around his waist since that would chaff less, although he would probably have to be careful when sat down. We also found woods beer. Someone had stashed a six pack in a black trash bag in the bush at our bus stop. We spent the time before the bus came shaking them up and then throwing them into the air so they would explode when they landed. We must have smelled like a brewery when we finally got onto the bus.
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Apr 7, 2017 13:07
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My woods porn was a couple of magazines behind the shrubs next to a Catholic church, when I was in sixth grade, maybe, at the attached school. Kind of a horrifying thing to find there, of all places, and during recess, no less.
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