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Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Hirayuki posted:

My woods porn was a couple of magazines behind the shrubs next to a Catholic church, when I was in sixth grade, maybe, at the attached school. Kind of a horrifying thing to find there, of all places, and during recess, no less.

One of the magazines was left under a cardboard box supported by a stick with a line tied about it leading to a sweating, hyperventilating priest

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TrustmeImLegit: Jan 14, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Seriously though, don't go out into the woods leaving porn for kids to find. Its super illegal. People will think you are a pedophile.

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spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

Made sense since we were girls. At any rate, I remember they had a pin up of the 'Texas Longhorn'. A guy with a dick that flopped down to his knees. We had a huge discussion about what he did when he wanted to put pants on. My friend postulated that he just stuffed it down one pants leg. I believed he wrapped it around his waist since that would chaff less, although he would probably have to be careful when sat down.

Talk about setting a girl up for a lifetime of disappointment.

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null_pointer: Nov 9, 2004; Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Jesus Christ, stop talking about how you whacked it to woods porn and post some funny pictures, you loving lunatics.

EDIT: Yes, I know it's a GIF I don't care, I'll do anything to drag this thread back from the abyss we just started a new one o god

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Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I received my care package today! I'm going to be really boring and say that I loved all of the weird stuff I was sent. The livesavers tasted sorta like perfume, the pineapple lumps were delicious, and the Vegemite was just kinda tangy cream cheese. 10/10, would care again.

Thanks Gromit

Thomit

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

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Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

null_pointer posted:

Jesus Christ, stop talking about how you whacked it to woods porn and post some funny pictures, you loving lunatics.

EDIT: Yes, I know it's a GIF I don't care, I'll do anything to drag this thread back from the abyss we just started a new one o god

Who's chasing who?

It's so close to looping perfectly, but there's a slight glitch where you can see it start over.

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null_pointer: Nov 9, 2004; Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

EDIT: The Paul Blartt character is chasing the motorcycle dude, through a mall.

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists � PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Text Walls About Woods Porn
Gen X is probably the last generation to experience Woods Porn, as the internet rendered print pornography near-obsolete. Like there's no smut rags at porno shops anymore.

Content.

(the original was supposed to be "World Book")

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evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

I'm from an island with no trees. It was also occupied by germans during WW2.

We found bombed out german bunker porn. Disappointingly, it was from the 90s, not the 40s.

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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Android Apocalypse posted:

Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists � PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Text Walls About Woods Porn
Gen X is probably the last generation to experience Woods Porn, as the internet rendered print pornography near-obsolete. Like there's no smut rags at porno shops anymore.

The last time I went on an interstate drive we stopped at a large truckstop which had nice new family restaurants and shower facilities for the truckers and several fast food outlets and I was surprised to see a fairly well stocked porn section in the service station. I guess longhaul truckers are keeping the porn mag industry alive?

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Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The last time I went on an interstate drive we stopped at a large truckstop which had nice new family restaurants and shower facilities for the truckers and several fast food outlets and I was surprised to see a fairly well stocked porn section in the service station. I guess longhaul truckers are keeping the porn mag industry alive?

Pretty much, you can't rely on cell service out in the middle of nowhere, and not all rest stops have unfiltered wifi.

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robotsinmyhead: Nov 29, 2005; Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!; Clever Betty

I'm glad this woods porn thing came up. I thought this was some sort of isolated incident. I've seen some poo poo, man.

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Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

robotsinmyhead posted:

I'm glad this woods porn thing came up. I thought this was some sort of isolated incident. I've seen some poo poo, man.

I was closer to the city, no woods.
For porn, you had to pay a visit to the PTSD-scarred Vietman Vet and watch his well-worn VHS tapes with him. I never did because ew.

Edit to add funny picture.

Aleph Null has a new favorite as of 16:44 on Apr 7, 2017

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Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

its a candy bar though
maybe 'Peanut Butter Motherfuckers' are like Butterfingers?

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Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Not bad for a good english curse IMHO

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Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

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gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

Aleph Null posted:

I was closer to the city, no woods.
For porn, you had to pay a visit to the PTSD-scarred Vietman Vet and watch his well-worn VHS tapes with him. I never did because ew.

Edit to add funny picture.

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dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

Elias_Maluco posted:

Not bad for a good english curse IMHO

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Not gonna tell you how to live your life but if you're getting your English curses from random posters on the street, well... just caveat emptor is all.

Street curses are some shady poo poo.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

SplitSoul posted:

We woke up one morning and felt a little gassy
For sure it's the miasma of death

If you know beans about wallets, you know wallets ain't got no beans.

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Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Elias_Maluco posted:

Not bad for a good english curse IMHO

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I hope 189 reais is not a lot of money

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captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

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TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

captainOrbital posted:

new highlander looking weird

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

So many forces of nature in that one photo.

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BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

captainOrbital posted:

yes, new facebook cover photo!

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

God: Stop it Craig. Stop it. Put some clothes on. Seriously. No? Ok have it your way

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IamnotJoe: Jul 24, 2005; Maybe Steve.

sneakyfrog posted:

new highlander looking weird

Maybe its a Highlander/Zardoz crossover.

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captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Powaqoatse posted:

yes, new facebook cover photo!

That's funny; I had that as mine for a few months.

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Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

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Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Where's the pineapple?

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Collateral Damage posted:

Where's the pineapple?

At this scale the pineapple would be invisible to the naked eye. Rest assured though, it is a proper pizza and therefore is festering with various fruits and nuts.

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Woodenlung: Dec 10, 2013; Calculating Infinity

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IamnotJoe: Jul 24, 2005; Maybe Steve.

Koreans trying to shotgun a beer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Aahs8ZDFPM

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I heart bacon: Nov 18, 2007; It's burgin' time!

Woodenlung posted:

Flash mobs are getting weird... the hell are they doing? :corsair:

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

It's times like these that make me wish the Alt-Right would appropriate dabbing.

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Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I received my care package today! I'm going to be really boring and say that I loved all of the weird stuff I was sent. The livesavers tasted sorta like perfume, the pineapple lumps were delicious, and the Vegemite was just kinda tangy cream cheese. 10/10, would care again.

Thanks Gromit

Thomit

Hooray - I'm glad to hear that another one made it safely. I'm disappointed that you liked it all, though. It was supposed to be one "excellent", one "licking the inside of an old ladies purse", and one "with some degreaser this stuff would come off the underside of my engine pretty easily".

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