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of course somebody from Arkansas can't enter a simple phone number
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Gromit posted:Hooray - I'm glad to hear that another one made it safely. I'm disappointed that you liked it all, though. It was supposed to be one "excellent", one "licking the inside of an old ladies purse", and one "with some degreaser this stuff would come off the underside of my engine pretty easily". The question is which one is which?
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It's a good thing that sign is there to let people know it's a trap.
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Android Apocalypse posted:It's times like these that make me wish the Alt-Right would appropriate dabbing. Yeah! The hell is dabbing? Is it the thing you do with bingo cards? 
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I heart bacon posted:Yeah! It's when you transform into a warrior of justice 
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:actually there's two A lifetime in OH....someone start a kickstarter for that poor woman.
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P hosed up that whatever website just goes "yea no, there's one person by that name" A proper one would be like "there are less than 2 people bearing this name"
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He refuses to take his medication.
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He's just lining up for a pee blast.
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This poo poo + cheap vodka = teenager fuel.
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's when you transform into a warrior of justice        
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This poo poo is unnaturally delicious.
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I'm the footlong dong / deez nutz cap combo.
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love that progression
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First one is was real and the others are makin fun of him. Teenagers do stupid poo poo.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:First one is was real and the others are makin fun of him. Teenagers do stupid poo poo. Thank you for explaining this I'm not sure I would have gotten the joke otherwise.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:First one is was real and the others are makin fun of him. Teenagers do stupid poo poo. youre real and we make fun of you
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Some people might not have known that. 
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This is a feelgood story everyone should read.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Some people might not have known that. pro tip: never ever explain a joke. if someone asks you to, explain it wrong. just say "idk im fat & sassy" or "dj mowgli" something
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Porn titles are just getting longer and longer and longer these days.
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hold on gimme a sec
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god bless this dad
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Made a coupon and everything. Fantastic.
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 thats what we used to do to new folks in the army thats hilarious
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My dad used to shoot hoops with me when I was 8 and had me convinced he was Michael Jordan's backup. And when he went away on business he'd tell me Michael wasn't feeling too good so they might need him and he had to go. I told all my friends that my Dad was Micheal Jordan's backup for several months. I plan to do something similar to my kids and continue this cycle.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:actually there's two There's a non-zero chance my grandparents know Gay D Bowser. 
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