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Turns out the Dutch were the real racists all along. Somebody has a new favorite as of 22:30 on Apr 10, 2017 |
# ? Apr 8, 2017 10:05 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 09:22 |
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Completely unrealistic. A Dutch person would never communicate in grammatically incorrect English.
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 10:31 |
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Paladinus posted:Completely unrealistic. A Dutch person would never communicate in grammatically incorrect English. Inderdaad.
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 13:19 |
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Antivehicular posted:I actually kind of believe this could happen, but not because of the kid being Woke(tm), just because kids get fixated on weird random toys/household objects for no rational reason. Next month it'll be a promotional Beanie Baby from his dad's car dealership or something. https://twitter.com/sqarerootofevil/status/719025621934993408
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 14:48 |
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 14:52 |
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I knew homosexuality was illegal in Franco Spain, but I never heard of any massacres. Anyone got a link?
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:30 |
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 22:50 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axByUFSa7N8&t=183s
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 00:21 |
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Catberry posted:
have you ever like, seen a dutch person post on the internet
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 02:29 |
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Alaois posted:have you ever like, seen a dutch person post on the internet *eerily accurate dutch person voice* do you want to hear about why blackface is a vital part of my cultural heritage
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 06:02 |
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Alaois posted:have you ever like, seen a dutch person post on the internet Mostly chill pot smoking ones.
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 07:34 |
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Still think they missed out by not sticking with Netherlanders and calling their country the Nether Realms.
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:31 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Still think they missed out by not sticking with Netherlanders and calling their country the Nether Realms. Nether regions
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 06:00 |
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While digging through an old folder I found this image from august 2009 I don't know if the image is a stdh. But several stdh's have spawned from a similar story.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 09:16 |
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Catberry posted:While digging through an old folder I found this image from august 2009 I hear the same couple also accidentally ate their great aunt's ashes that they thought were an exotic spice mix after a postal service blunder
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 10:30 |
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Carioca is what anything to do with Rio is called. Pretty sure it's not a Romanian town.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 12:51 |
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 13:43 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I hear the same couple also accidentally ate their great aunt's ashes that they thought were an exotic spice mix after a postal service blunder Eew , they have the same aunt?
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 13:42 |
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Jokes on them. Restaurant proposals are legally binding. They have to get married now. Dude probably knew.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 13:47 |
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Zelder posted:Eew , they have the same aunt? Romanians am i right!!
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 13:49 |
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Though as far as I know second cousins (or whatever you'd be if you shared a great aunt) would be legal in many places anyway Still weird though and still probably awkward to eat your great aunt.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 13:54 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Though as far as I know second cousins (or whatever you'd be if you shared a great aunt) would be legal in many places anyway I've never not found it awkward when cannibalism and family relations collide
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 14:30 |
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Zelder posted:I've never not found it awkward when cannibalism and family relations collide Does this come up for you regularly?
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 15:20 |
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I always joke about having my ashes mixed into the mashed potatoes at my wake.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 15:24 |
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Ashed potatoes
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 15:26 |
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oldpainless posted:Ashed potatoes More like oldtasteless. Reddit posted:
link - https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/64rgfz/how_a_customer_gave_me_a_nice_break_every_week/
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 21:46 |
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Captain Monkey posted:More like oldtasteless. I mean, having delivered for Pizza Hut, crazy customers are a given, and some folks won't tip. This isn't that hard to believe, especially where a Stormfronter would think he's being hilarious and cool by trolling the customer and letting the food get cold but still delivering it on time. The part that isn't believable is the hypothetical customer not wanting their food even a single second BEFORE their desired delivery time. Even those who are certifiably mentally ill would be all, "Oh, cool, you're early!" or "No big deal that you're a couple minutes late..." What probably happened in reality was that the OP was always late and the customer saw them sitting outside the house eating his own food while theirs got cold because OP is probably a piece of poo poo. Evidence: OP posts on Stormfront life is killing me has a new favorite as of 21:12 on Apr 12, 2017 |
# ? Apr 12, 2017 21:09 |
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Wait, where are you seeing this guy and a Storefront connection?
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 01:12 |
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 01:45 |
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Reddit is so freaking pathetic and desperate. It's almost not funny anymore.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 01:59 |
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Well we weren't convinced you were right for our entry-level help desk job, but the way you picked up those groceries off the ground has convinced us that you're qualified to be assistant director of IT! edit: did the PYF unpopular opinions thread go away? Cuz I got a doozy that I can't wait to poo poo out onto the internet semianonymously. walrusman has a new favorite as of 02:24 on Apr 13, 2017 |
# ? Apr 13, 2017 02:15 |
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walrusman posted:Well we weren't convinced you were right for our entry-level help desk job, but the way you picked up those groceries off the ground has convinced us that you're qualified to be assistant director of IT! Upgraded from computer janitor to actual janitor.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 02:31 |
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walrusman posted:edit: did the PYF unpopular opinions thread go away? Cuz I got a doozy that I can't wait to poo poo out onto the internet semianonymously. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3798595&perpage=40#post466591973
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 02:45 |
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Prism posted:Does this come up for you regularly? Saturn's parachute account spotted.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 02:47 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:Reddit is so freaking pathetic and desperate. It's almost not funny anymore. This is stupid but theoretically possible. I've twice interviewed myself into a better position than what I was applying for.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 03:18 |
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omnibobb posted:This is stupid but theoretically possible. I've twice interviewed myself into a better position than what I was applying for. By picking up trash?
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 06:12 |
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lemon-lyme disease posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3798595&perpage=40#post466591973 Thanks friend.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 06:26 |
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omnibobb posted:This is stupid but theoretically possible. I've twice interviewed myself into a better position than what I was applying for. It's funny because this is the STDH thread Also why are people still using that meme with baby Patton Oswalt, why won't it just die already
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 06:44 |
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Because it's the meme used to convey the most basic of accomplishments, it'll be around for as long as there's some nerd out there summoning up the courage to interact with girl (forever)
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 06:53 |
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walrusman posted:Thanks friend. It's what I do. Someday, though, I may ask a favour in return. But I really, really doubt it.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 07:57 |