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Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


They are hiding in a destructible item in that area, you have to smash things until it pops out.

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Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3

Fojar38 posted:

I paid $70 to find out why Mickey was shirtless

Blackbelt Bobman, I nominate this for new thread title.

Cuchulain
May 15, 2007

My tiny godly CoX shall burn forever!
Can we get a Mickey's clothes exploding gif, side by side with Terra's Emergency Cape Deployment gif?

And then put them on either side of the KH logo in the OP.

Amppelix
Aug 6, 2010

bobjr posted:

I never got the Deep Jungle map confusion. It's not a great map but it's at least visually different area to area. Monstro and parts of Hollow Bastion are way worse for me because of that.

The layout is nothing too special although there's some painful platforming, the real issue is that there's a hell of a problem with event flags which will leave you wandering around the same four screens forever until you finally trip them.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Replaying kingdom hearts 1. Holy poo poo the graphics.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
The low quality talking animations and eyes are soo bad. Otherwise it isn't the worst.

I was about to start up Re: CoM but even before starting the Traverse Town tutorial world, my eyes and mind just glazed over.

I'm thinking about completely skipping it, starting with KH2, and getting back to CoM later...maybe.

FutureFriend
Dec 28, 2011

TopHatGenius posted:

The low quality talking animations and eyes are soo bad. Otherwise it isn't the worst.

I was about to start up Re: CoM but even before starting the Traverse Town tutorial world, my eyes and mind just glazed over.

I'm thinking about completely skipping it, starting with KH2, and getting back to CoM later...maybe.

just watch like a movie version if you dont know the plot of CoM, it is completely not worth it

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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CoM is pretty important for plot and also has a sick final boss fight

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
Man I'm already starting to think about giving up on Kingdom Hearts 2, both of the boss fights so far have been tedious bullcrap, especially since the Axel fight sends you back to before the Vivi struggle match if you lose

I'm amazed I had managed to forget about how tedious and annoying the Roxas Twilight Town section of the game was

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
Never mind, beat Axel on the second try

Last Celebration
Mar 30, 2010
KH2 Critical is some good poo poo and probably easier than Hard once you git gud, have fun. Only flaw is that there's not a retry command like the latest games, cause man was retrying Roxas, the hardest fight in the story, kinda tedious as is.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
Man was that whole Seven Wonders part retarded

Also the voice they have for Ansem Seeker of Darkness in KH2 is nowhere near as good as his original VA was

Lastly the Chain of Memories cutscenes are so drat janky

Raxivace
Sep 9, 2014

Well yeah, the original voice for Ansem was Billy fuckin' Zane, aka that rear end in a top hat rich guy in Titanic and John JUSTICE Wheeler in Twin Peaks.

Few mortals are better than him.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnZEdjxwCew

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Raxivace posted:

Well yeah, the original voice for Ansem was Billy fuckin' Zane, aka that rear end in a top hat rich guy in Titanic and John JUSTICE Wheeler in Twin Peaks.

Few mortals are better than him.

Wonder why he didn't return for 2?

Ventana
Mar 28, 2010

*Yosh intensifies*

Raxivace posted:

and John JUSTICE Wheeler in Twin Peaks.


Oh jeez, I completely didn't even think about this when going through Twin Peaks recently.

Season 2 was so hosed that even an actor I liked became tedious to watch on screen :(

HGH
Dec 20, 2011

drrockso20 posted:

Wonder why he didn't return for 2?

Something about Disney blacklisting actors with regards to stances on a war I think?

Last Celebration
Mar 30, 2010

drrockso20 posted:

Wonder why he didn't return for 2?

I think he said he was too good for this poo poo, he found it beneath him or whatever. Which yeah, pretty absurd given they got Christopher Lee to voice absurd anime poo poo for more than one game and stopped for health reasons.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Billy Zane did this Turkish movie on the Iraq War where Americans execute Iraqis for fun and harvest their organs to send to Israel. His career has not been the same.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
Billy Zane should definitely not think he is above anything, and this is coming from a Billy Zane fan.

He's in a lot of garbage.

J-Spot
May 7, 2002

If anyone has ever had a passing desire to try the mobile game but never got around to it, now is the best time to give it a shot. It's the game's one-year anniversary month and during the next couple of weeks a new player can apparently get enough jewels just from logging in the first time and playing a little bit of the story to do 5 gacha pulls and guarantee they get the ridiculously useful KH2 Illustrated Kairi medal. There are other login freebies as well. They've also implemented a multiplayer mode and some QOL improvements for new players like giving away some better starter medals.

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
Is there any Disney in there or is it all running around watching the 5 whoevers screw things up and leading straight to the Keyblade War?

J-Spot
May 7, 2002

Pureauthor posted:

Is there any Disney in there or is it all running around watching the 5 whoevers screw things up and leading straight to the Keyblade War?
It's mostly running around Disney worlds repeated from previous KH games, although I think they said they would introduce a new one this year that hasn't been done before. The actual important story bits are a slow trickle.

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST

Pinocchio: Jimminy, I'm not gonna make it
*nose grows*
Pinocchio: Oh, nevermind, I'm fine.

This series is phenomenal, I don't care what anyone says ever.

HGH
Dec 20, 2011

Pureauthor posted:

Is there any Disney in there or is it all running around watching the 5 whoevers screw things up and leading straight to the Keyblade War?

So like, imagine 400 or so quests of running around doing retreads of:
Olympus Colosseum
Snow White (except this time they kill the Queen onscreen)
Aggrabah
Beast's Castle
Wonderland
And occasionally you do stuff in the OC town with other unnamed OCs (featuring riveting storypoints like "Actually, friends are not my power")

And then the title drops and they remember "Oh right this is a prequel".

Raxivace
Sep 9, 2014

The current update adds in Castle of Dreams to the story so that's something I guess.

How many quests is this thing supposed to even have? I'm approaching the 600 marker myself.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

FutureFriend posted:

just watch like a movie version if you dont know the plot of CoM, it is completely not worth it

I've beaten CoM multiple times so think I'll ignore the game and its trophies.

J-Spot
May 7, 2002

Raxivace posted:

How many quests is this thing supposed to even have? I'm approaching the 600 marker myself.
However many they can make before the game becomes unprofitable I suppose. We just got 600 while Japan is up to 675 or thereabouts.

melodicwaffle
Oct 9, 2012

Call or fold?

Here's an argument in favor of the mobile game: it has motherfucking Gaston in it

FutureFriend
Dec 28, 2011

here's an argument against it: gaston fuckin dies

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
What's kingdom hearts 3 gonna be like ? What do I play after kingdom hearts 1?

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
xenahort's master plan. its so stupid but i can not hate it. what the hell is wrong with this series

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

RC Cola posted:

What's kingdom hearts 3 gonna be like ? What do I play after kingdom hearts 1?
Just play/watch them in release order

KH1
KH: CoM
KH2
KH 365/2
KH BBS
KH: Coded
KH DDD
KHUX
KH II.8

HGH
Dec 20, 2011

melodicwaffle posted:

Here's an argument in favor of the mobile game: it has motherfucking Gaston in it
I like that Gaston's heartless is just himself as some sorta deer haunter.

Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3

spit on my clit posted:

xenahort's master plan. its so stupid but i can not hate it. what the hell is wrong with this series

It's great yeah

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
on the topic of Kingdom Hearts 3, I decided to compile a list of what Disney films(and a couple shorts) have been used as the basis for Worlds in the Kingdom Hearts franchise so far, as well as a list of what hasn't been used for a world yet;



Movies already in use by Kingdom Hearts as Worlds

Mickey Mouse Shorts/Three Musketeers/Runaway Brain/Fantasia*
Alice In Wonderland
Tarzan
Hercules
Aladdin/Return of Jafar*
Pinocchio
Little Mermaid
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Peter Pan*
Mulan*
Beauty & The Beast
Pirates of The Carribean*
Lion King*
Sleeping Beauty
Cinderella*
Snow White
Lilo & Stitch*
The Hunchback of Notre Dame*
Tron
Tron Legacy
Winnie The Pooh*

*Source Material has usable content left


Disney Animated Canon Movies that haven't been used as Worlds yet in Kingdom Hearts

Dumbo
Bambi
Saludos Amigos
The Three Caballeros
Make Mine Music
Fun and Fancy Free
Melody Time
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr Toad
Lady and the Tramp
101 Dalmatians
The Sword In The Stone
The Jungle Book
The Aristocats
Robin Hood
The Rescuers/Rescuers Down Under
The Fox and The Hound
The Black Cauldron
The Great Mouse Detective
Oliver & Company
Pocahontas
Fantasia 2000
Dinosaur
The Emperor's New Groove
Atlantis The Lost Empire
Treasure Planet^
Brother Bear
Home On The Range
Chicken Little
Meet The Robinsons
Bolt
The Princess and The Frog
Tangled
Wreck-It Ralph/Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2
Frozen
Big Hero 6#
Zootopia
Moana
Gigantic

^Almost made it into a previous Kingdom Hearts game
#Already confirmed to be appearing in Kingdom Hearts 3



then there's the fact that Kingdom Hearts has yet to touch anything from Pixar


Pixar Movies that haven't been used in Kingdom Hearts yet

Toy Story franchise
A Bug's Life
Monsters Inc/University
Finding Nemo/Dory
The Incredibles/2
Cars Franchise
Ratatouille
WALL-E
Up
Brave
Inside Out
The Good Dinosaur
Coco
Pixar Shorts



then there's various Disney animated movies and shorts outside of the Canon or Pixar that haven't been touched yet, only a couple of these would make for full worlds but most of them I could see contributing something to a future KH game if done right


Other Disney Animated Movies & Shorts that haven't been used in Kingdom Hearts yet

James & The Giant Peach
Frankenweenie
Planes Franchise
Strange Magic
Brave Little Toaster
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
The Prince and The Pauper
John Henry
Paul Bunyan
The Skeleton Dance
Flowers and Trees
The Mad Doctor
Three Little Pigs
The Tortoise and The Hare/Toby Tortoise Returns
Pluto's Judgement Day
Lonesome Ghosts
Brave Little Tailor
Ferdinand The Bull
Lambert the Sheepish Lion
Donald in Mathmagic Land



and then there's Disney's Live Action output, again few of these would work for standalone worlds, but I could see many of them contributing something to a Kingdom Hearts game if done right



Disney Live Action Movies that haven't been used in Kingdom Hearts

The Reluctant Dragon
Song of The South
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea
Davy Crockett, King of The Wild Frontier/Davy Crockett and the River Pirates
Old Yeller
Darby O'Gill and the Little People
Swiss Family Robinson
Mary Poppins
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
The Island at the Top of The World
Pete's Dragon
The Black Hole
Dragonslayer
Condorman
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Return To Oz
The Rocketeer
Hocus Pocus
Muppet Treasure Island
Flubber
The Haunted Mansion
Sky High
Oz: The Great and Powerful
The Lone Ranger
The BFG
Pete's Dragon(2016)
Splash



those last two lists are far from comprehensive, but are rather ones that seemed like possible sources of inspiration

J-Spot
May 7, 2002

Old Yeller world would be pretty fun.

Ventana
Mar 28, 2010

*Yosh intensifies*
fyi they confirmed Tangled for a KH3 world

Also I don't get the critera for "still has usable content left" since a lot of the things you didn't put on there have still sequels and poo poo to pull from. Not that I want to see a Little Mermaid 2 world

Where's the High School Musical world, tho? :getin:

Ventana fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Apr 8, 2017

HGH
Dec 20, 2011
Remember that time Sora fought at the Alamo?

Christ, I remember that Davy Crockett theme song like it's burned into my head. My brother taped those movies and watched them till the tapes broke.

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drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Ventana posted:

fyi they confirmed Tangled for a KH3 world

Also I don't get the critera for "still has usable content left" since a lot of the things you didn't put on there have still sequels and poo poo to pull from. Not that I want to see a Little Mermaid 2 world

Where's the High School Musical world, tho? :getin:

Well I didn't say said usable content had to be any good, although I did have an idea for how to use Cinderella 3 in a Kingdom Hearts context(and yes it'd be completely insane)

Also having all ~626 Experiments from Lilo & Stitch be the collectibles for a game would be neat

J-Spot posted:

Old Yeller world would be pretty fun.

Some of the stuff I listed would be more along the lines of sticking an homage in somewhere, like how the only time Lady and The Tramp has shown up was as a fountain in Traverse Town in the first game, so for Old Yeller for example he'd probably just show up as a statue somewhere

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