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Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Somehow people watch enough vanilla porn to recognize recycled sets

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

NtotheTC posted:

Other than a "something to do with porn" vibe I don't get this one.
You got it. That style of black leather couch is a common porn prop.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Im not proud to say I got this one

there kind of a porn subgenre about fake porn job interviews

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
It's the infamous Backroom Casting Couch
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-casting-couch

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I don't know how anyone who watches porn wouldn't instantly recognize that couch. It's not like it's some obscure thing, it's been a joke for a while now just because of how ubiquitous it is. The Joke is she is on the "casting couch" and she is about to be hosed for money and the "boyfriend" is unaware of this.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Once again, I would like to remind you that calling it a porn couch is incorrect. The screen grab is from a porno, yes, and this is the joke, but the couch itself is fairly regular. It is not some specialty couch produced just for porn auditions. We have a similar couch in the office where I work.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Paladinus posted:

Once again, I would like to remind you that calling it a porn couch is incorrect. The screen grab is from a porno, yes, and this is the joke, but the couch itself is fairly regular. It is not some specialty couch produced just for porn auditions. We have a similar couch in the office where I work.

I bet you do work there

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Paladinus posted:

Once again, I would like to remind you that calling it a porn couch is incorrect. The screen grab is from a porno, yes, and this is the joke, but the couch itself is fairly regular. It is not some specialty couch produced just for porn auditions. We have a similar couch in the office where I work.

How many job interviews have you conducted on it?

ArmTheHomeless
Jan 10, 2003

Paladinus posted:

We have a similar couch in the office where I work.

Are you a porn star?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Bombadilillo posted:

I bet you do work there

Actually, I work from home more often lately. But the couch is still there.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Paladinus posted:

Actually, I work from home more often lately. But the couch is still there.

Sounds a lot like you got talked into a 'career' you desperately want to be legitimate but it wasnt and now you are just doing cam work from home.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Listen you shouldn't feel ashamed about any job as long as the end result is making people happy.

ArmTheHomeless
Jan 10, 2003

Paladinus posted:

Actually, I work from home more often lately. But the couch is still there.

Post your funny looking penis and/or vagina.

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014

Paladinus posted:

Actually, I work from home more often lately. But the couch is still there.

The couch followed you home?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Sounds like you really made an impression on it

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
My supervisor makes me give him a handjob every day at work

One of the benefits of working from home :buddy:

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort
Your dad got you a job?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Evilreaver posted:

My supervisor makes me give him a handjob every day at work

One of the benefits of working from home :buddy:

Contact your union. This is not okay.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Oh that's right, Paladinus has a mini meltdown every time that couch is mentioned because ORDINARY PEOPLE ALSO OWN COUCHES THAT LOOK LIKE THAT, GUYS. I remember him doing the exact same thing the last time it came up in a thread. :v:

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
maybe if you all worked at being better human beings you'd spend less time watching porn and also make less bad posts

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

maybe if you all worked at being better human beings you'd spend less time watching porn and also make less bad posts

Maybe i'll work on the former 2 but the 3rd? never :colbert:

e: You are right more content!

TehRedWheelbarrow has a new favorite as of 16:24 on Apr 10, 2017

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Lots of funny pics on this page huh

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

The real, important question is: did she get the job?

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Mierenneuker posted:

The real, important question is: did she get the job?

She nailed it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Oh that's right, Paladinus has a mini meltdown every time that couch is mentioned because ORDINARY PEOPLE ALSO OWN COUCHES THAT LOOK LIKE THAT, GUYS. I remember him doing the exact same thing the last time it came up in a thread. :v:

I'm just providing a reasonable argument.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009



This post has perfect brand synergy. Look at that av and name combo!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Cross hatched icing?! Thats just less icing. No wonder it's only a dollar.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Paladinus posted:

I'm just providing a reasonable argument.

:goonsay:

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


sneakyfrog posted:

e: You are right more content!



YOUR NAME WILL BE LISTED AMONG THOSE TO BE PERSECUTED BY THE ACT OF MONEY LAUNDRY :ohdear:

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Solice Kirsk posted:

Cross hatched icing?! Thats just less icing. No wonder it's only a dollar.

Cinnamon buns with a full layer of icing on top are nauseating. Nobody needs that much icing.

Same deal with those awful store-bought cupcakes that are half frosting.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



NtotheTC posted:

YOUR NAME WILL BE LISTED AMONG THOSE TO BE PERSECUTED BY THE ACT OF MONEY LAUNDRY :ohdear:

They have a note right in front of them.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Skippy McPants posted:

Cinnamon buns with a full layer of icing on top are nauseating. Nobody needs that much icing.

Same deal with those awful store-bought cupcakes that are half frosting.

Avatar/post combo of the year.



One dollop of whipped cream is enough for a whole pie you fuckers (still eating a loving pie)

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

sneakyfrog posted:

Maybe i'll work on the former 2 but the 3rd? never :colbert:

e: You are right more content!



General Mascott Bradley...

*grabs a pen and list of child names to consider*

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
before that i didnt even know the DOJ HAD generals!?!?!?!

I am money laundry :/

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Oh that's right, Paladinus has a mini meltdown every time that couch is mentioned because ORDINARY PEOPLE ALSO OWN COUCHES THAT LOOK LIKE THAT, GUYS. I remember him doing the exact same thing the last time it came up in a thread. :v:

it was a gimmick, and it was pretty funny???

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Paladinus posted:

Actually, I work from home more often lately. But the couch is still there.

So, did your mom get the job?

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Paladinus posted:

Contact your union. This is not okay.

I'm picturing a big old teamster busting down the door, interrupting the work mid-handjob, and grimly resuming beating off the boss himself. That's union work son.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
As you get more seniority you have to do fewer and fewer handjobs, regardless of your skill. Its pretty unfair.

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

sneakyfrog posted:

before that i didnt even know the DOJ HAD generals!?!?!?!

I am money laundry :/

Police militarization is getting ridiculous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kajhu7qgojU

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