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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

TrustmeImLegit posted:

As you get more seniority you have to do fewer and fewer handjobs, regardless of your skill. Its pretty unfair.

:eng101: The Penis Principle.

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

TrustmeImLegit posted:

As you get more seniority you have to do fewer and fewer handjobs, regardless of your skill. Its pretty unfair.

in 95 we tried to get new handjob cream, there were scabs everywhere

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Lime Tonics posted:

Fake American Names in a Japanese Baseball Game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymWAeqv_-c

This is fantastic and just keeps getting better the longer you watch.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





What, you've never seen a flying cat before?

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.



The theme is now cats.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:

in 95 we tried to get new handjob cream, there were scabs everywhere

I want you to know that I appreciated this.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


Okay, we're gonna have to put some more effort into this, guys.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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null_pointer posted:

Okay, we're gonna have to put some more effort into this, guys.



Note how the man has his leg crossed towards the cat and chose his left arm to hold his wine to leave an "open" posture for the cat. The cat, however, has chosen to hold it's wine in it's left paw "blocking" the man out from it's personal space. This situation is going to be awkward very soon.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

The truth is meowt there.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Note how the man has his leg crossed towards the cat and chose his left arm to hold his wine to leave an "open" posture for the cat. The cat, however, has chosen to hold it's wine in it's left paw "blocking" the man out from it's personal space. This situation is going to be awkward very soon.

You have lots of experience in being denied a little pussy, I see.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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null_pointer posted:

You have lots of experience in being denied a little pussy, I see.

I'm practically a grand master.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm practically a grand master.

just macro that poo poo friend, just remember to move 8 squares periodically.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Wow that cloud looks just like a dog!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Seen on the walk to work

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Data Graham posted:

Seen on the walk to work



:stonk: Well did you shut it?!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Lime Tonics posted:

Fake American Names in a Japanese Baseball Game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymWAeqv_-c

Not any dumber than your average actual PGA tournament roster.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Data Graham posted:

Seen on the walk to work



Seems like pretty good advice if you're not a surgeon.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Choco1980 posted:

Not any dumber than your average actual PGA tournament roster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

:ironicat: The joke is that black people have funny names.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Data Graham posted:

Seen on the walk to work




The original caption was "The alarm system is your screams"

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



I'm the padlock.

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

Collateral Damage posted:

Weren't these from a challenge to make the worst UX ever or something like that?

Yea, some e-zine collated the results:

https://qz.com/679782/programmers-imagine-the-most-ridiculous-ways-to-input-a-phone-number/

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Welp, that does it for the the next ten years worth of D&D character names for me. Thanks, Key and Peele!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
L'Carpetron Jr. casts Abyssal Portal.

Roll to see if any titties fall out.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Just throwing it out there, but Name of the Year is down to the final four: http://www.nameoftheyear.com/

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


Man, furries creep me out, but that is one awesome dog. Maybe he can get them to feel good enough to stop being furries?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

L'Carpetron Jr. casts Abyssal Portal.

Roll to see if any titties fall out.

Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace: CG Halfling Rogue
D'Squarius Green Jr.: TN Elven Ranger
Jackmerius Tacktheratrix: LN Tiefling Paladin
L'Carpetron Dookmarriot: LG Dwarven Cleric

I could do this basically forever.

I'll stop.

I'm so sorry.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiFFijphGtc

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
That dog is gonna need a therapy dog of it's own.


Therapy Ferret?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Railing Kill posted:

L'Carpetron Dookmarriot: LG Dwarven Cleric

Actually works really well with the dreadful Scottish accent I now associate with fantasy Dwarves.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

lord funk posted:

Just throwing it out there, but Name of the Year is down to the final four: http://www.nameoftheyear.com/

Kobe Buffalomeat is out, gently caress this nonsense

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcAeED6sqQg

Mascot with no traction on feet tries to stay up on the ice

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

trapped mouse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcAeED6sqQg

Mascot with no traction on feet tries to stay up on the ice

magnificent

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

That live action reboot of Goober and the Ghost Chasers looking mighty fine.






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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

I love that the sign started out as a prank but it gained so much public support that the Parks Board assigned it official status as public art and it's now a permanent fixture.

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