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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

lord funk posted:

Just throwing it out there, but Name of the Year is down to the final four: http://www.nameoftheyear.com/

Go Boats Botes!

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Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

theflyingorc posted:

Go Boats Botes!

Even if he wins the popular vote they'll declare David Attenborough the true victor

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

This makes no sense to me. Am I supposed to be reading right to left?

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT
It's different strategies for what to do when the motion activated light goes out.

Rock your whole body to turn it back on.
Wave your hand to turn it back on.
Try to move slowly enough to keep it from coming back on.
Attain enlightenment.

I didn't think it was that funny either.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Aston posted:

Even if he wins the popular vote they'll declare David Attenborough the true victor

My wife loves nature documentaries on Netflix, particularly the ones hosted by David Attenborough. I refuse to call him anything other than Sir Boaty McBoatface. It's the only thing I can do to right such a terrible wrong.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
It works both ways!

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Solice Kirsk posted:

:stonk: Well did you shut it?!

No point now, it already escaped

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




1secondpersecond
Nov 12, 2008


Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

I am posting from Wedding, and what are you talking about? Are you joking about having had sex here once or do you have some magic carpet that lets you come home from Neukölln or Kreuzberg in five minutes flat

Unless you're doing a "hey internet strangers did you know I've had sex" thing, in which case.. uh

Is Schoppe Bräu in Wedding or Xberg? I used to really like their Holy poo poo IPA and thought they were generally better than Beer4Wedding.

skeeballcore
Mar 17, 2009

System Metternich posted:

Born in '88, never found wood porn. My cousin and I stumbled upon a literal chest full of 1970s Scandinavian* hardcore pornos once though, tons of magazines and super 8 reels. It was in the garden shed of the house my aunt's family had just moved in, that was a great find. Sadly the previous owner, an old man who still lived in the upper story of the house along with his wife, apparently got wind of us finding it and moved the goods away soon after :(

*dunno why it was Scandinavian, it's not like 1970s Germany was lacking in awkward porn flicks

Be stupid early teen
Have whole stack of highest quality printed porn hidden in the woods.
Come home to find dog has drug a porn magazine into my yard and torn it to shreds.
Paper genitals are strewn everywhere.
No, I've never seen those before. don't know where he got them
Move porn. Dog is Indiana Jones
Repeat every day for like a month
Mowing for a year afterward involved finding paper genitals at some point during the process
Constantly having a heart attack that somehow my parents finally figure out where the porn is coming from

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

skeeballcore posted:

Be stupid early teen
Have whole stack of highest quality printed porn hidden in the woods.
Come home to find dog has drug a porn magazine into my yard and torn it to shreds.
Paper genitals are strewn everywhere.
No, I've never seen those before. don't know where he got them
Move porn. Dog is Indiana Jones
Repeat every day for like a month
Mowing for a year afterward involved finding paper genitals at some point during the process
Constantly having a heart attack that somehow my parents finally figure out where the porn is coming from

They knew it was yours. They knew all along.

-----------------------

https://twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/851921466824290306

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
That's the best thing that has come out of this pepsi bullshit yet.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015


Oh my god whoever did that deserves a medal. loving amazing.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

cohsae posted:

Oh my god whoever did that deserves a medal. loving amazing.

Pepsi's marketing pays off as throwing cans of it at cops spreads.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

skeeballcore posted:

Dog is Indiana Jones
You named the dog Indiana?

porktree
Mar 23, 2002

You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

skeeballcore posted:

Be stupid early teen
Have whole stack of highest quality printed porn hidden in the woods.
Come home to find dog has drug a porn magazine into my yard and torn it to shreds.
Paper genitals are strewn everywhere.
No, I've never seen those before. don't know where he got them
Move porn. Dog is Indiana Jones
Repeat every day for like a month
Mowing for a year afterward involved finding paper genitals at some point during the process
Constantly having a heart attack that somehow my parents finally figure out where the porn is coming from

This is awesome like some new wave poetry.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

By the end of the year people are going to get shot for carrying cans of Pepsi, just you wait.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
Beat poetry popularized by Mr. Fourchan

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



BHCPNMRMC ? I don't get it

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

By the end of the year people are going to get shot for carrying cans of Pepsi, just you wait.

Well people were already getting shot for carrying iced tea and skittles so it wouldn't be that surprising.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Lawl

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

Picnic Princess posted:

By the end of the year people are going to get shot for carrying cans of Pepsi, just you wait.

And what is wrong with that?

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

I'm the Qualcomm OmniTracs on the roof.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Trastion posted:

And what is wrong with that?

Pepsi is better than Coke.

There was a taste test and everything. It's science. You can't fight that, man.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Picnic Princess posted:

By the end of the year people are going to get shot for carrying cans of Pepsi, just you wait.

Being from Atlanta, this seems right.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Leavemywife posted:

Pepsi is better than Coke.

There was a taste test and everything. It's science. You can't fight that, man.

Just because one brand of acid tastes better than the other doesn't make it better. Which one dissolves mice faster?

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Kwyndig posted:

Just because one brand of acid tastes better than the other doesn't make it better. Which one dissolves mice faster?

Probably Coke

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



skeeballcore posted:

Be stupid early teen
Have whole stack of highest quality printed porn hidden in the woods.
Come home to find dog has drug a porn magazine into my yard and torn it to shreds.
Paper genitals are strewn everywhere.
No, I've never seen those before. don't know where he got them
Move porn. Dog is Indiana Jones
Repeat every day for like a month
Mowing for a year afterward involved finding paper genitals at some point during the process
Constantly having a heart attack that somehow my parents finally figure out where the porn is coming from

They knew, bro

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Kwyndig posted:

Just because one brand of acid tastes better than the other doesn't make it better. Which one dissolves mice faster?

Upon Googling, "which pop dissolves mice faster" I found a bunch of results about Mountain Dew doing it pretty well!

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Soda products can't actually dissolve things like mice.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012












im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


TrustmeImLegit posted:

Soda products can't actually dissolve things like mice.

i havent tested it personally but read this

http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/mountaindewmouse.asp

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

But is there time-lapse footage of this on Youtube? I.... I'm asking for a friend.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



I like how they had an easy out with "this mouse is too young to have been in the can when it was sealed" and they still went whole hog with "and if this mouse had been in the can it wouldn't have any bones left".

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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TrustmeImLegit posted:

Soda products can't actually dissolve things like mice.

drat, I would have switched out the water in my mouse trap for soda. Self cleaning.

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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

I wonder what people this lemon juice or stomach acid would do to a mouse.

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