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Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

wicka posted:

I might as well be in a 90s Capri Sun commercial because I have fully melted down

Same but I turn to pure jizz at the end.

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Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

Good on Are Nando for choosing The Indianapolis 500-mile Race over the "Grand Prize" of French New Jersey.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I hope Max Verstappen goes to Indy too, the track with a lot of fatal accidents

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Norns posted:

I'm buzzing on Nando going to indy.

Also wicka isn't calling everyone poo poo posters and posting at the 10 second limit yet so he seems pretty calm

No, in fact I can barely keep it together long enough to write a sentence

This is the best poo poo that's ever happened and we don't deserve it

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

If Nando wins the Indy on his first try I will completely and fully melt down.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Alain Post posted:

I hope Max Verstappen goes to Indy too, the track with a lot of fatal accidents

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


1500quidporsche posted:

If Nando wins the Indy on his first try I will completely and fully melt down.

Last year Arsenal beat Leicester on a last second goal and I screamed so loudly that my downstairs neighbor texted me to see if I was alright. If Nando wins they're gonna loving call the cops.

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

Alonso going to Indy is a great move. Mclaren really needed to do something for the poor guy, and a fruit bouquet just wasn't going to cut it. He said that the triple crown is a goal of his, and I would love to see him get it. I doubt he'll have a top finish this time around, but at least it's a step in the door. I might actually cry if he has an engine related DNF at Indy. He has lots of time to pick up Le Mans after F1.

It would also be fun to have Jenson back for Monaco. I might question his fitness level, but I know he's still actively competing in triathlons and stuff so it probably wouldn't take much for him to get into car driving shape, would it?

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

1500quidporsche posted:

If Nando wins the Indy on his first try I will completely and fully melt down.

:same:

It would mean he could go right into endurance mode for Le Mans a couple weeks later.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
Why would they bring back a terrible fraud driver like Button, he's poo poo.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

wicka posted:

Last year Arsenal beat Leicester on a last second goal and I screamed so loudly that my downstairs neighbor texted me to see if I was alright. If Nando wins they're gonna loving call the cops.

Ah, an Arsenal fan. Now it all makes sense.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

There was a kart race the 28th that I was going to do because Monaco is always poo poo but now I'm seriously thinking of skipping it and watching the Indy 500.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

track day bro! posted:

Why would they bring back a terrible fraud driver like Button, he's poo poo.

Drunk Jense should be the sole pundit on Sky F1.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Norns posted:

What is a poomplex wasteman

I believe it is Australian for "binman" :eng101:

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Minto Took posted:

French New Jersey.

Lol.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

Theophany posted:

Drunk Jense should be the sole pundit on Sky F1.

Him and Taki Inoue.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Theophany posted:

Drunk Jense should be the sole pundit on Sky F1.

Oh yeah that was pretty much the best thing.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Alain Post posted:

I hope Max Verstappen goes to Indy too, the track with a lot of fatal accidents

He should have a Mark Dismore style shunt (except without the "surviving" part).

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

wicka posted:

I might as well be in a 90s Capri Sun commercial because I have fully melted down


wicka posted:

This is the best poo poo that's ever happened and we don't deserve it

We are actually the same person. This is how I feel currently.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

How much are tickets to Indy?

e: I have a feeling I probably can't go to this due to scheduling but loving hell am I excited.

Tony quidprano fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Apr 12, 2017

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Tickets are cheap as hell, but something like 300,000 people go, and as much as i hate people, i don't think i could be around that many in that small of an area.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Get Nico to walk a few blocks and drive the McLaren in Monaco imo

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Powershift posted:

Tickets are cheap as hell, but something like 300,000 people go, and as much as i hate people, i don't think i could be around that many in that small of an area.

It's not exactly a small area.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


wicka posted:

It's not exactly a small area.

It's smaller than a city. A city with 300,000 people? maybe i could deal with that.

300,000 people sharing a parking lot? naaaaaaw.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Powershift posted:

It's smaller than a city. A city with 300,000 people? maybe i could deal with that.

300,000 people sharing a parking lot? naaaaaaw.

It's larger than Monaco.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

wicka posted:

It's larger than Monaco.

And has about 1 trillionth of the GDP.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Everyone I know of who has gone to the 500 complained about the heat way more than the crowds. They all still loved it though.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Gigi Galli posted:

And has about 1 trillionth of the GDP.

But infinitely more turkey legs, so it balances out.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Wait, turkey legs?


Okay, maybe i would go.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




E: I'm dumb

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

Guys I just realised we only have a month and a half to come up with rivals.com puns for 20 new drivers.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Can't wait to see Sato reprise his pass of Alonso.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


1500quidporsche posted:

Guys I just realised we only have a month and a half to come up with rivals.com puns for 20 new drivers.

32 actually

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Just realised Alonso will be up against former F1 legend Max Chilton. I don't like ferdies chances much anymore.

Funzo
Dec 6, 2002



I wonder if Alonso will pull in to the pits and start getting out of the car, just out of habit.

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005


Someone's optimistic

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Hey Fernando, Max Chilton's about to make you his bitch.

SUCK IT DOWN

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Nah, Sato is the bigger threat

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I hate Max Chilton's face

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