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Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

OldTennisCourt posted:

Here's a short but amazing one

https://twitter.com/MichaelJordyn2/status/777644873163821056

Guy lets out movie-level performance of screams after his child is nudged by two guys fighting

"HEY HEY!"

I was waiting for him to pick the kid up and use him like a club.

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The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Slime posted:

you realize this is on an MRA channel right

like

it's there so they can go HURRR FEMINISTS when what's actually going on is this poor woman genuinely needs treatment for her schizophrenia

lol you know what youtube channels are MRA channels.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
This is a wonderful one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoP2f36RkaU

1. Woman thinks that people speaking in their own language are conspiring against her.
2. CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
3. MY KIDS DON'T EAT GREEN THINGS, I NEED RED PEPPERS NOT GREEN!

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

yo rear end is grass posted:

lol you know what youtube channels are MRA channels.

the channel is called 'effectsoffemaledominance' and the comments are a loving wasteland of MRA :biotruths: bullshit

not hard to tell it's a lovely MRA channel, fam

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
does it still count as a freakout if its left on an answering machine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Slime posted:

the channel is called 'effectsoffemaledominance' and the comments are a loving wasteland of MRA :biotruths: bullshit

not hard to tell it's a lovely MRA channel, fam

who cares? just watch it in an incognito window so it doesn't fill your recommendations with alt right garbage and your golden

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Slime posted:

you realize this is on an MRA channel right

like

it's there so they can go HURRR FEMINISTS when what's actually going on is this poor woman genuinely needs treatment for her schizophrenia

Nope, I did not notice and I dont really care, oh well, I am just here to laugh at people with mental illness having freakouts in public. Isnt that why this thread exists?

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

If stories are OK rather than video, an old woman freaked out at me in a Pizza Hut once because I was wearing plaid and "plaid is for farmers, not young folks who sit around on the computers all day." She also told me I was going to hell. I really wish I'd gotten it on video.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

OldTennisCourt posted:

This is a wonderful one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoP2f36RkaU

1. Woman thinks that people speaking in their own language are conspiring against her.
2. CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
3. MY KIDS DON'T EAT GREEN THINGS, I NEED RED PEPPERS NOT GREEN!

Tomi Lahren is just going through some stuff right now. Give her some space.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

OldTennisCourt posted:

This is a wonderful one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoP2f36RkaU

1. Woman thinks that people speaking in their own language are conspiring against her.
2. CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
3. MY KIDS DON'T EAT GREEN THINGS, I NEED RED PEPPERS NOT GREEN!

Rcommended from that video is a rather...interesting interview from a fashion mag street interviewer.

https://youtu.be/uXwRgnZ990I

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Haha that dude in the third clip did not like those abortion posters. (it's really creepy and weird to have them in the first place though.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zRFJCNJMFM

OldTennisCourt posted:

This is a wonderful one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoP2f36RkaU

1. Woman thinks that people speaking in their own language are conspiring against her.
2. CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
3. MY KIDS DON'T EAT GREEN THINGS, I NEED RED PEPPERS NOT GREEN!

That person right there is the person who goes to another country and complains about every conceivable thing including the foreign sun.
e: went down the rabbit hole from that one, and this lady is so amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04s448a5_OU

Tarantula has a new favorite as of 01:46 on Apr 7, 2017

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Tarantula posted:

Haha that dude in the third clip did not like those abortion posters. (it's really creepy and weird to have them in the first place though.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zRFJCNJMFM


That person right there is the person who goes to another country and complains about every conceivable thing including the foreign sun.
e: went down the rabbit hole from that one, and this lady is so amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04s448a5_OU

This reminds me of the greatest town hall freakout of all time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA1hyqA6UTY

THAT ROGUE HELICOPTER PILOT IS A LEMONHEADED FUCKER. I'M COMING FOR YOU!

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Tarantula posted:

e: went down the rabbit hole from that one, and this lady is so amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04s448a5_OU

If ever there was a time for a "ma'am, this is a McDonald's drive thru" :stare:

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Tarantula posted:

e: went down the rabbit hole from that one, and this lady is so amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04s448a5_OU

She seems like a fun person to hang out with. She just keeps pulling toys out of nowhere!

"Hey I'm bored."
"Well guess what!? I have this action figure. Here take, it. Do you know why I had that action figure? It's because..."

But you wouldn't even need to listen to the reason. You could play while she rambles on for an hour.

I bet she's got some Lego up in one of those butts.

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Some of these people are serious Pawnee Citizens

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Crazy neighbor part 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqd9afj5g2I&feature=youtu.be

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Tarantula posted:

That person right there is the person who goes to another country and complains about every conceivable thing including the foreign sun.
e: went down the rabbit hole from that one, and this lady is so amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04s448a5_OU

Man, if I was present for that I would have been so drat entertained I would have gone for a beer with her after.

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

Picnic Princess posted:

Man, if I was present for that I would have been so drat entertained I would have gone for a beer with her after.

I would love to hear her drunkenly explain what she meant with the whole "I have two boobs and six butts" thing.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

She sounds like the Mars Attacks! aliens. Ack Ack Ack

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Watch a man argue against showing his ID and license at a border crossing for 18 loving minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhtDTOHigcg

I'm sure his boss was super happy about this whole situation. "Hey, so I'm in jail right now and the truck's window is busted and the truck itself is impounded."

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

OldTennisCourt posted:

Watch a man argue against showing his ID and license at a border crossing for 18 loving minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhtDTOHigcg

I'm sure his boss was super happy about this whole situation. "Hey, so I'm in jail right now and the truck's window is busted and the truck itself is impounded."

Ahahaha I like that at any point before the crowbars smashed in the window that he could have just said "yes, I am a US citizen" and it allllllllll stops

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Haven't seen this before, this man is magnificent.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxHTC3iDOn8

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NFyFgdi_Iw&t=4s :boonie:

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008




I lost it at "defamation of character".

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
A man loses his mind in a coffee shop at his laptop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5X8I_iClpk

This feels like the ending to a Coen Brothers movie.

Watrick
Mar 15, 2007

C:enter:###

This isn't the PYF Macho Man Randy Savage public possession(s) thread.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

OldTennisCourt posted:

A man loses his mind in a coffee shop at his laptop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5X8I_iClpk

This feels like the ending to a Coen Brothers movie.
I like how all those wussy people bailed from the coffee shop over a dude mad at his computer, it's even better than the freakout.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

"I've got a presentation in ten minutes!"

Yes, you'll be presenting yourself for a photo session.

e:

Parts Kit posted:

I like how all those wussy people bailed from the coffee shop over a dude mad at his computer, it's even better than the freakout.

They're worried about becoming the focus of some redirected aggression.

Flyball has a new favorite as of 19:44 on Apr 9, 2017

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Dude yells at his roommate for 15 minutes because the stove caught on fire because all he fuckin does is eat fuckin burgers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txq74aYYAos

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Dude yells at his roommate for 15 minutes because the stove caught on fire because all he fuckin does is eat fuckin burgers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txq74aYYAos

The way the angry dude says burgers is amazing.

ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS WATCHING TV AND EATIN BUR-GERS

I really need more info from this. How many burgers are we talking? Like one a day? Every meal?

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


The thing that's so amazing about that one to me is how long he goes on about it. He doesn't hit him or throw anything, or come to a crescendo or trail off, just a steady flow of "FUCKIN BUR-GERS!" He's weirdly calm while simultaneously being really pissed and loud. They must be brothers.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Preface : "I used medical cannabis for a year and a half and did fine. People kept bitching it wasn't real medicine so about a week before this my doctor tried me on something new. Might have been guanfacine, don't remember I've been on so much."

48 minutes of weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJhszQPAXyw&feature=youtu.be

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERnQQnaVEPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB_S8b_q4Uk

Man catches Stingray at the beach, woman proceeds to flip poo poo and scream at him to go back to Germany.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8y_ZFFHA-s
"You gave your kid a STICK!"

Away all Goats posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uroJOzESKMA
Kissing is now sex! The collective groan after she says 'I'm an American!' is the best part.

This video is blocked now. I found a re-upload.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uitr8tAQ6o

Arc Hammer has a new favorite as of 20:00 on Apr 12, 2017

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
How do you live in California and think that a Hispanic dude speaking Spanish is from Germany? :psyduck:

Dick Burglar has a new favorite as of 20:03 on Apr 12, 2017

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Dude yells at his roommate for 15 minutes because the stove caught on fire because all he fuckin does is eat fuckin burgers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txq74aYYAos

Were their names Randers and fuckin Jim lahey, that drunk bastard

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Dick Burglar posted:

How do you live in California and think that a Hispanic dude speaking Spanish is from Germany? :psyduck:

It's pretty basic crazy person math.

all Nazis are German

all people who do or say anything I don't like are Nazis

therefore these people doing something I don't like are German

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

:stare:

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Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
You post that one but not the one posted shortly after? It's even better.

big time bisexual posted:

it's no wonder why kan re nao is a thing

https://my.mixtape.moe/qsludn.mp4

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