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dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.



:negative:

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


FirstAidKite posted:

I thought for sure your link was going to be to this VN game that came out the same day as the one I posted earlier.
At this point I'm just waiting for a game where the dev will draw 2 circles and write 'bewbs' next to them. It will sell like a hundred copies too some of which will be accidental triple purchases from people furiously fapping to the circles.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

well yeah corn in the bible is on your friends list what did you expect

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

And that person is Discendo Vox.

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

Lunethex posted:

And that person is Discendo Vox.

lmao

Yeah these dating sims are all really boring even if they are particularly bad.

Here's some magic:

Bitardia




"This story is based on Russian imageboard culture. You are a nerdy /b/tard, who always stays at home. One day someone sends you a link to a weird website, upon going to which you are teleported into a mysterious island, populated by several hostile fractions. You need to choose between the two conflicting forces in order to get rich, to overcome your nature or just to survive. You can loot caravans."

http://store.steampowered.com/app/405010

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

d0grent posted:

Bitardia




"This story is based on Russian imageboard culture. You are a nerdy /b/tard, who always stays at home. One day someone sends you a link to a weird website, upon going to which you are teleported into a mysterious island, populated by several hostile fractions. You need to choose between the two conflicting forces in order to get rich, to overcome your nature or just to survive. You can loot caravans."

http://store.steampowered.com/app/405010

лягушка фракция

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Lunethex posted:

And that person is Discendo Vox.

hey now, I have them on my wishlist, I don't actually own them. My one anime vice is crush crush, and that's because it's an incremental clicker where I can date a photorealistic fire-breathing bear.

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry

It was probably me who had it on the wishlist, but I just got it as a gift.
Not apologizing for liking casual puzzle games, and also Pixel Puzzle Anime has worse pictures in it.

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

someone made a parody of PT called "Potato Thriller". It's incredibly bad, so naturally we played it all the way through to the end!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDblhnD0zI

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


d0grent posted:

someone made a parody of PT called "Potato Thriller". It's incredibly bad, so naturally we played it all the way through to the end!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDblhnD0zI

How drunk/high do you two have to get to play those games?

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

Humphreys posted:

How drunk/high do you two have to get to play those games?

yes

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.


http://store.steampowered.com/app/568750/

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

I like how the trailer gives away the "money shot" ending illustrations of the VN right in... the trailer.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

THAT IS MY COAT
GIVE IT BACK YOU ARE A DOG
IT DOESN'T EVEN FIT

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
good av post combo ^

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Japan was a mistake.

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012



The pastry whose name is written in this note shall die

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

1stGear posted:

Japan was a mistake.

That's a Chinese game, you filthy gaijin.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



http://store.steampowered.com/app/508660/?snr=1_5_9__300

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
They really missed the chance to make a "cumming soon" pun

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo

DStecks posted:



The shrimp whose name is written in this note shall die

Fixed that for you.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


"Developer: Joy-Toilet 
Publisher: Outhouz, Inc."

That's... truth in advertising?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Is there a GOG thread? Either way, I'm trying to use GOG's client to download a game that my mac has enough storage for, but the GOG client disagrees. Does this issue come up with Steam as well? I'm wondering if it has to do with using icloud as a storage extension.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
This is the bad Steam game mock thread you goober

You're looking for the other thread

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I'm sure the game I'm trying to download qualifies. I'll just order a dominos while someone does my homework for me.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Jesus christ dude I'm gonna tell the NYC thread you're ordering Domino's in loving New York City :stare:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Trap sprung

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I flipped to someone streaming and saw this

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

I'm not familiar with that Mission Impossible parody

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Quest For Glory II posted:

I'm not familiar with that Mission Impossible parody

its def weird

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

she looks like she's about to fall over on her own you don't need to push

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Quest For Glory II posted:

she looks like she's about to fall over on her own you don't need to push

but how would you control her!

Orv
May 4, 2011
What is this, your computer turns into an anime chick? Or is it a Neptunia spin-off?

Ruby Prism
Aug 7, 2011

With this, I'll be able to make the ultimate pie!
The X pattern on her gloves and the giant green button makes me think anthropomorphic X-Box.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
That was my stream, and yes, it was a very awful and terrible video game that was gifted to me called Games&Girls

quote:

The protgonist is a Gamer who dropped out of college to have more time to play. He used all his savings to buy an exclusive gaming console, called Sirrah. He has alot fun with the console even with nothing else left. One day he wakes up and see a strange but cute girl in his room. What will happening with him?!

Games&Girls is an episodic Visual Novel. Every episode will be about 30 min long. First Episode will be the Main Game and the other Episodes will come as DLC. In every epsiode a new girl will be added.

-Visual Novel with Anime art
-Episodic release
-Every episode has 2 different endings
-HD Resolution
-Adult Content
-Steam Achievements
-some free episodes are planned


The whole thing is just really sad. It's a big poe's law situation where the game almost feels like it is trying to lampoon this type of genre, except it's doing so by just being exactly as stupid and sad as the genre it might possibly be satirizing so it's just altogether really pathetic, frustrating, and cringeworthy.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Quest For Glory II posted:

I'm not familiar with that Mission Impossible parody

poo poo but if there's a part where she ties you to a chair and leans you out of an airplane's cargo door :gizz:

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

exploded mummy posted:

but how would you control her!



At this point I'm so jaded to the existence of anime sex weirds that the most offensive thing about this is her heterochromia.

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo
http://store.steampowered.com/app/393430/

So, Ice Lakes is a game where you fish. You sit and fish and that's it. You know how in some games there's a fishing "minigame" where you put your line down and wait till the game screams "press A!" in your face, and then you press it, and you have a fish? This is that.

People seem to like it. A friend and I bought it for a dollar last night via a humble bundle, and it's... well, it's fishing.

I have some gameplay footage sitting on my computer I can edit down to a manageable video, but, would something like this qualify for this thread? I honestly can't decide. The execution is... fine, but the whole premise seems deeply misguided.

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

I gave my copy away because it's really not my thing but even so I think you're underestimating how much people like that fishing minigame.

Also it can't be that easy, two of the current top reviews are complaining about the lack of tutorial and that they can't catch any fish.

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d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

UWBW posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/393430/

So, Ice Lakes is a game where you fish. You sit and fish and that's it. You know how in some games there's a fishing "minigame" where you put your line down and wait till the game screams "press A!" in your face, and then you press it, and you have a fish? This is that.

People seem to like it. A friend and I bought it for a dollar last night via a humble bundle, and it's... well, it's fishing.

I have some gameplay footage sitting on my computer I can edit down to a manageable video, but, would something like this qualify for this thread? I honestly can't decide. The execution is... fine, but the whole premise seems deeply misguided.

just do what I do and tell some jokes over it.

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