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Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

madeupfred posted:

Congratulations to the storyboarder who got this through.

# ? Apr 15, 2017 10:10

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 10:05

Woebin: Feb 6, 2006

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

If this is paradise, paradise loving blows.

# ? Apr 15, 2017 10:43

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Easter time!

# ? Apr 16, 2017 04:27

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

I'd buy one.

# ? Apr 16, 2017 05:29

Forti: May 5, 2009

SantaJesus posted:

Wow, do you think this would be enough to distract the opposition?

Imagine how much the game could be improved by adding a whole new dimension of amusing tactical distractions.

Like this?

# ? Apr 16, 2017 11:02

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Improbable Lobster posted:

Having computers doesn't mean that we're in a paradise. In fact, it's the opposite; it means that people may be exposed to your posts.

My nigga have you considered that thanks to modern medicine in 200 years people will have access to 200 years of my posts. I'm hitting the singularity on a hang ten my nigga

# ? Apr 16, 2017 11:55

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

paradise isnt about how many toys you got or how much technology you surround yourself with

paradise is about girls with huge penises

# ? Apr 16, 2017 11:59

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/Ex8yF1W.gifv

e:

# ? Apr 16, 2017 16:05

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

http://i.imgur.com/riwA2VW.mp4

# ? Apr 16, 2017 21:56

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Kennel posted:

http://i.imgur.com/riwA2VW.mp4

Jedis should not be playing pool.

# ? Apr 16, 2017 22:34

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Apr 17, 2017 00:48

Olive!: Mar 16, 2015; It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Kennel posted:

http://i.imgur.com/riwA2VW.mp4

Why is there a pocket in the middle of the table?

# ? Apr 17, 2017 00:58

Toilet Shoes: Aug 22, 2016; by Lowtax

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Why is there a pocket in the middle of the table?

Snooker

# ? Apr 17, 2017 01:03

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Snooker is played on a standard billiard table which does not feature free-standing holes.

e: Plus you're not trying to sink a white.
ee: could be a type of bar billiards table, but it's obviously not actual play or else the pegs would be visible.

Ghostlight has a new favorite as of 01:13 on Apr 17, 2017

# ? Apr 17, 2017 01:07

Toilet Shoes: Aug 22, 2016; by Lowtax

Ghostlight posted:

Snooker is played on a standard billiard table which does not feature free-standing holes.

e: The red-ringed hole and white ball suggest it's Bar Billiards.

Yup. Now read the second definition.

# ? Apr 17, 2017 01:11

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

http://i.imgur.com/r3jjEbt.gifv

# ? Apr 17, 2017 01:11

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Toilet Shoes posted:

Yup. Now read the second definition.

2.
Slang. to deceive, cheat, or dupe:

Oh I guess you got me.

# ? Apr 17, 2017 01:15

Olive!: Mar 16, 2015; It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Either I'm lost or this is the weaker puppermaster defense I've seen

e: that was a typo but I love it and I'm keeping it

# ? Apr 17, 2017 01:22

Toilet Shoes: Aug 22, 2016; by Lowtax

Ghostlight posted:

2.
Slang. to deceive, cheat, or dupe:

Oh I guess you got me.

Yup. Why else would you pot the same ball you shot with?

# ? Apr 17, 2017 01:31

JOHNSON COCKSLAP: Apr 2, 2017; by Lowtax

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Why is there a pocket in the middle of the table?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KHCuXN2F3I

# ? Apr 17, 2017 01:33

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KHCuXN2F3I

That's really cool.

# ? Apr 17, 2017 01:58

ante: Apr 9, 2005; SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

http://i.imgur.com/DN0KWw1.gifv

# ? Apr 17, 2017 03:25

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

http://i.imgur.com/vqs8AQs.gifv

# ? Apr 18, 2017 01:36

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

He did this at least twice.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 03:20

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Apr 18, 2017 03:33

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Kheldarn posted:

http://i.imgur.com/vqs8AQs.gifv

See, I know nothing about forklifts, but there's got to be a better way.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 03:37

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Trabant posted:

See, I know nothing about forklifts, but there's got to be a better way.

Yes, it's called a loading dock.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 03:39

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Kheldarn posted:

http://i.imgur.com/vqs8AQs.gifv

I'm impressed with their ingenuity, but I'm sure the OSHA thread would have a cow if they saw this.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 04:03

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WeakOldfashionedDwarfmongoose-mobile.mp4

# ? Apr 18, 2017 04:09

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

She's good, but she's not that good. :colbert:

# ? Apr 18, 2017 04:20

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

dumb. posted:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WeakOldfashionedDwarfmongoose-mobile.mp4

this looks like a cold florida for some reason

which, i guess, screams russian. why does it look russian?

# ? Apr 18, 2017 04:26

Big Bad Beetleborg: Apr 8, 2007; Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Source (or a repost of it) is here - https://www.facebook.com/1014435515345313/videos/1161956953926501/, it could be Russian they're speaking toward the end I guess?
It carries on after the collision a bit, nothing gory though.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 04:50

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

dumb. posted:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WeakOldfashionedDwarfmongoose-mobile.mp4

They were working with the driver to try to kill the motorcyclist. There's nothing that can convince me otherwise.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 06:38

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

# ? Apr 18, 2017 14:37

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Jamesman posted:

He did this at least twice.

Since it's not clear in the gif, he's not just tossing random signed hats into the crowd, he took a hat from a kid/teenager, signed it, then just tossed it randomly into the crowd. He then did it again.

I think some other footage shows that the original hat owners got them back, but it's still a strange and baffling thing to do.

And he also had to be reminded by Melania to put his hand over his heart during the National Anthem. As in, she literally had to grab his hand and start to move it for him.

Far be it for me to make any kind of medical diagnosis off of a few clips (what with the whole "not being a doctor" thing, and also the "it's unethical to make any kind of diagnosis without seeing a patient in person" thing) but man, do his actions remind me of my grandparents when they were in the early stages of dementia.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 14:57