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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

dromal phrenia posted:

wait i figured the six pack match was the main event, did they just say it's next?

It was a bold move to have a two hour main but drat it they're doing it.

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Abroham Lincoln posted:

I can't believe Luke Harper is going to be #1 contender, NEXT

he loving BETTER BE

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Natty, what are you looking at?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Wrestlemania set a """"record""""

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
does natalya feel... slighted?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

natty, your hair is good

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Rhonne posted:

Natty, what are you looking at?

The universe.

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Show saved by Ellsworth.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

tamina.... your voice...

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
women are bad

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

dromal phrenia posted:

he loving BETTER BE

Can you imagine getting sucked off by Harper? Just looking down and seeing that scarred scalp and angry eyes bobbing back and forth?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
surely these stadiums have an office somewhere they can use instead of hanging tapestries as faux walls


fe: tapestries that sound like wood when you knock on them even!

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
I'm so scared for Ellesworth.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Can you imagine getting sucked off by Harper? Just looking down and seeing that scarred scalp and angry eyes bobbing back and forth?

I have literally been thinking about this all week.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
is cass watching ellsworth gently caress carmella or vice versa

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Can you imagine getting sucked off by Harper? Just looking down and seeing that scarred scalp and angry eyes bobbing back and forth?

i can imagine it, and i can imagine the muffled YEAH YEAH YEAH

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I have literally been thinking about this all week.

Deep.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
If this is on now I guess the women's title is the main event?

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
I really, really wanna see Tamina wrestle Dana. It's a morbid curiosity.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

They're even getting jobber entrances.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

let's see how many beers i can drink from this six pack before the six pack challenge is over. my girlfriend isn't talking to me and i don't know why but it means i can watch smackdown in peace. hell yeah!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I still can't get over how Rowan was abandoned a week after his return.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Injure Mahal

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

SamuraiFoochs posted:

If this is on now I guess the women's title is the main event?

I heard there was a US Open Challenge or something?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
if you rearrange the letters in "mojo rawley" you get "homo jarley"

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Can you imagine getting sucked off by Harper? Just looking down and seeing that scarred scalp and angry eyes bobbing back and forth?

the greatest night in the history of our sport

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Bill Goldberg posted:

is cass watching ellsworth gently caress carmella or vice versa

So you're asking if Ellsworth is loving Carmella or if Ellsworth is loving Cass? I should hope there's enough Ellsworth to go around!


Also god I hate the post limit it's like 40 seconds instead of 10 just let me post!!!!!!!!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

LUKE HARPER and his WOOD ENTRANCE

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

why the hell is the #1 contender's match the opener?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

luke harper's titantron really needs to be sanded and refinished.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
how come harper lost his eyeball tron
were they weighing him down

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Bill Goldberg posted:

is cass watching ellsworth gently caress carmella or vice versa

Cass is cuckqueaning Carmella while he fucks Enzo

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

I really, really wanna see Tamina wrestle Dana. It's a morbid curiosity.

well i guess a double homicide is morbid

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Let's go Harper or Sami

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Mulaney Power Move posted:

let's see how many beers i can drink from this six pack before the six pack challenge is over. my girlfriend isn't talking to me and i don't know why but it means i can watch smackdown in peace. hell yeah!

i promise i will never do this to you. i will always talk to you. i will post forever.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Go Harper or Sami or possibly Rowan.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

4 inch cut no femmes posted:

how come harper lost his eyeball tron
were they weighing him down

the heels have eyes

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I hope Jinder tries to stiff Harper and then Harper legit kills him.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
This show isn't the same without Mauro :smith:

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