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Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

dromal phrenia posted:

bray is on RAW but still has a gimmick match with orton

they haven't given the stipulation that whoever wins the match stays on smackdown so i guess RAW will have both top titles when bray definitely wins this match as a noted match winner

On the miniscule chance that Bray did win, wouldn't that mean SDL only has the US Championship and the SD Women's title?

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I will only accept Jinder winning if it means AJ and Owens are Main Eventing Payback and that the Jinder Orton match is 10 seconds long

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I like Harper's new gimmick of "Nega-Ambrose."

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Bill Goldberg posted:

his dead brother weighed, a lot, he was fat

He was. That was so good!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

rowan did harper's kiss-hands-fingers-out taunt thing AND yelled "YEAH"

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Writer Cath posted:

I like Harper's new gimmick of "Nega-Ambrose."

Smackdown sacrificed Ambrose to make a better Persona in Luke Harper.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

You didn't know that?
I'm way behind

dromal phrenia posted:

bray is on RAW but still has a gimmick match with orton

they haven't given the stipulation that whoever wins the match stays on smackdown so i guess RAW will have both top titles when bray definitely wins this match as a noted match winner
Lolll

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
you know as long as ziggler never won or talked in a feud again i think i'd stop hating him. his selling is just too good

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

dromal phrenia posted:

luke harper should just keep spinning and clotheslining people's heads off

that's zangief's move

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
imagine braun strowman wasn't likable and had zero personality


oh wait erick rowan exists

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



harper no selling dolph's lovely rear end superkick ruled

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Go RV! posted:

why the hell is the #1 contender's match the opener?

SD roster is poo poo.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS

Kuroyama posted:

On the miniscule chance that Bray did win, wouldn't that mean SDL only has the US Championship and the SD Women's title?

well RAW technically only has the intercontinental title and RAW womens title right now

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Jinder has to steal the pin, right? Ziggler is in a program with Nakamura and Rowen has already lost to Orton twice in the past few weeks. And I don't see them doing face vs. face for the title.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Bowl Strongman is a workhorse and I'll hear nothing bad about him.

wait what the gently caress i meant erick rowan and i even did the pun thing

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

DoctorGonzo posted:

SD roster is poo poo.

I know. I miss Heath too.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I can't believe that burrito is in the friend zone.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Jubs posted:

Jinder has to steal the pin, right? Ziggler is in a program with Nakamura and Rowen has already lost to Orton twice in the past few weeks. And I don't see them doing face vs. face for the title.

jinder is feuding with mojo

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SamuraiFoochs posted:

You didn't know that?

DONT BE RUDE TO MY FRIEND SOOTHIN, loving GHOST!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
boys have a burrito girls have a taco

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Go RV! posted:

why the hell is the #1 contender's match the opener?

Man here you got a fresh rear end match with some good rear end wrestlers and some bad ones in a cool showcase that ain't gonna happen every week before they get paired off. And I'm digging this.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
"An opportunity some of these men may never see again"

Well thats certainly true

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Sami almost didn't get that zayn.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

dromal phrenia posted:

jinder is feuding with mojo

this is the hogan/savage of our generation

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Sami's timing is next level

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

call it straight, ref! that was 3.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Man here you got a fresh rear end match with some good rear end wrestlers and some bad ones in a cool showcase that ain't gonna happen every week before they get paired off. And I'm digging this.

sami zayn and luke harper are good

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Sami and the ref timed that so good

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Zayn is good.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
That knee's no good.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol Jinder botched

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

what is ziggler's finisher now? rowan kicked out of the zig-zag and harper just straight up ignored the superkick and used it as an opportunity to clothesline his head into the second row

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Tomahawk posted:

sami zayn and luke harper are good

This but also Mojo.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Roster's a bit weaker but I'll admit it, I'm glad Tamina's back, she was my original wrestlecrush before Nia Jax showed up.

What can I say I like large women who could carry me around and protect me from dangerous animals or rival wrestlers by kicking their teeth out.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
i fear for zayn every time jinder is running at him

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Shima Honnou posted:

Roster's a bit weaker but I'll admit it, I'm glad Tamina's back, she was my original wrestlecrush before Nia Jax showed up.

What can I say I like large women who could carry me around and protect me from dangerous animals or rival wrestlers by kicking their teeth out.

You and Dave Meltzer, my friend.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Dias posted:

this is the hogan/savage of our generation

They gotta team before they can explode.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

im sitting in the crowd, staring at the dirty concrete and succumbing to the generous chants

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

dromal phrenia posted:

jinder is feuding with mojo

That's not a PPV match.

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

God drat it Mojo catch him you nerd

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