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Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

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Mephiston
Mar 10, 2006

Faceapp appears to work wonders on a regular horse.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

The MSJ posted:

There was a referendum in Turkey recently. You know who is a famous Turk?

Lurkey?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/mikerugnetta/status/854103713086140417

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

It's a terrible CAPTCHA if a droid can solve it, isn't it?

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Thought you were supposed to ask Mr. Owl about that stuff...

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Solice Kirsk posted:

Thought you were supposed to ask Mr. Owl about that stuff...
Does swallowing the Tootsie Pop whole count as one lick, or infinite licks?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Been in this exact situation numerous times and somehow lived to tell the tale.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I see a whole bunch of rings on his hand, tyvm

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It's Hey Really Giger, did you expect there to not be weird alien teats?

Sort of funny as soon as I saw the drawings and picture my exact thought was "of course it has teats", I'm happy the word came up as that's the only way to describe them.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Sexual Aluminum posted:

What's more amazing is how they are able to put costumes on dogs. Most dogs hate dress up time.

Maybe if you dress them up in ill-fitting costumes with no regard to their comfort.

My mom's poodle adored dress-up time. Hell, my freshman year 3D final was dog armor, and she wore that like a champ.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Last week some geese laid their eggs on the awning above the main entrance to our building. They would dive bomb and chase everyone. The maintenance guy had to go up on a ladder and move the eggs. I recorded the whole thing, expecting to get some footage for the OSHA thread, but all went as planned :(

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Sexual Aluminum posted:

What's more amazing is how they are able to put costumes on dogs. Most dogs hate dress up time.

They actually grew the dogs inside the costumes.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/EhykyLK.jpg

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl

Well, that's a first. :catstare:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/prozdkp/status/851888864214097921

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Ugh

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Bottom one should be Ken Livingstone.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

no broccoli please
Apr 20, 2007

no broccoli please you are nice here is a Nathaniel Hawthorne avatar
David Mitchell?

Rachel Riley knows exactly what she's doing. Bless her.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Are there land snippers?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:

They actually grew the dogs inside the costumes.

Rip bonsai kitten

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

Are there land snippers?

hi friend

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Eagerly awaiting the camel spider derail.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Nice try, that's a woodland snipper.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




These can also become Air Snippers too, but only in their natural United Airlines environment.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Found one you guys.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Solice Kirsk posted:

Nice try, that's a woodland snipper.

How about this guy, is a sand snipper OK?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Ah yes, the terrestrial snip nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sorry, no, that's a tree snipper on the land

Sir Azrael
Jan 14, 2004

Locked, cocked, and polygonally rifled... This creature fears nothing.

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Sir Azrael posted:

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

:golfclap:

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