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it was something like "will thou fight draw thy sword vile beast* but thats as far as i got
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erotic hot dog vendor you know, like an erotic baker, but instead it's a cart selling hot dogs *speaking loudly to somewhat flustered-looking customer peering at menu* don't know where to start, eh? well we got your Missionary, that's a classic frank in a bun, or should I say wiener haha. there's the Backdoor, the bun's upside down, very naughty . . . the Spicy Clam, that's just the bun toasted and spread with golden mustard . . . ah, excellent choice! *holds out bare hotdog, shaking it up and down very rapidly* here you go, one Ladies' Delight . . . |
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what do you call a joke with no punchline
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unicorn frappuccino notice of this just landed in my inbox something something virgins, instant comedy! |
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Manifisto posted:unicorn frappuccino q: this tastes nothing like a real unicorn, what gives? a: that's because factory-farmed unicorns are bred for color, not flavor.
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Apr 19, 2017 23:30
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something about the chronic shortages of punch leading to the conclusion of soviet jokes |
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cda posted:"Ok, who took a poo poo right here, in the middle of Disneyworld?" "Nobody's leaving until we find out who took a poo poo here, in the middle of Disneyworld." ---------------- |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Wearing a weave but for different body parts, like "drat Helga those extra fingers are sexy girl! Are they a weave?" as good as a thread in one post, i love it |
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cda posted:"Nobody's leaving until we find out who took a poo poo here, in the middle of Disneyworld." The exact center of the Universe is right here, we all revolve around this poo poo that someone took here, in the middle of Disneyworld. |
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Apr 20, 2017 01:45
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Different kind of *punk, like cyberpunk and steampunk but new things. Of course there's Weedpunk where the earth is covered by a dense, slowing fog and the sun has gone ultraviolet, and Netpunk where everyone lives on one of those endless black gridded planes in the digital world. |
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when it's only the first date and your date whips out their byob post count and it's bigger than yours 
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cda posted:"Ok, who took a poo poo right here, in the middle of Disneyworld?" Bob Iger: "Dammit! I KNEW Till Eulenspiegel's Wild Ride was a bad idea." Robot Made of Meat fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Apr 20, 2017
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Cybershorts, so like you have to plug them in and the pockets are called matterpods and the holes you put your feet through are legjacks
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Plebian Parasite posted:Cybershorts, so like you have to plug them in and the pockets are called matterpods and the holes you put your feet through are legjacks I'm listening.... ---------------- |
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Apr 20, 2017 02:51
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a pair of pants that has easy access heated spaghetti pockets
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Apr 20, 2017 02:57
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A calorie friend who can swoop in when you're eating bad stuff and eat some of it for you. |
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decorating paper cuts and suffering for fashion |
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my family becoming bloated and irritable after my handmade corncob pipe etsy takes off and they shift to an all corn diet to keep up with demand.
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Plebian Parasite posted:my family becoming bloated and irritable after my handmade corncob pipe etsy takes off and they shift to an all corn diet to keep up with demand.
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gently caress My rear end posted:a pair of pants that has easy access heated spaghetti pockets |
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gently caress My rear end posted:a pair of pants that has easy access heated spaghetti pockets This may well violate the patent for Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes.
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Robot Made of Meat posted:This may well violate the patent for Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes. that post definitely contained meat
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Breaking News: Top vegan competitive eater literally shits themselves to death
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Restaurant 'Fridays' makes bold marketing move by renaming itself 'Everydays' in attempt to bolster sales, depressed single 40+ year old office workers revolt
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foot notes - a thread of funny and sweet notes left by my foot.
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a thread about this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms_S3sd5JzU
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Facebook buys YTMND.com for 32 Million, all baby and kid photos are now looped in with short music track
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vanisher posted:Facebook buys YTMND.com for 32 Million, all baby and kid photos are now looped in with short music track
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Plebian Parasite posted:Cybershorts, so like you have to plug them in and the pockets are called matterpods and the holes you put your feet through are legjacks |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Kid Rock becoming a world-renowned geologist and renaming Earth's mantle the Baw Wit Da Baw Da Bang A Dang Diggy Layer
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Buying a house, getting it cheap because it's in the Friend Zone. |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Buying a house, getting it cheap because it's in the Friend Zone. Sexy Woman Realtor: So, what do you think? 4 bedrooms, 3 and a half baths, hardwood floors throughout, newly furnished... All for under 100K Me: What, is it some kind of murder house? Sexy Woman Realtor: *tossing hair back in a way that could be alluring or maybe her hair was just in her face* No, not at all. Me: I love you so much for finding me this house. Sexy Woman Realtor: *slight pause* Thanks. That's very nice of you to say. Me: ... And there's nothing wrong with it? Why's it so cheap? SWR: it's in the Friend Zone. Me: I KNEW it! Why didn't you just tell me? SWR: Look at how you're acting! That's why I didn't tell you. |
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Bachelor of farts If I fart and my girlfriend doesn't hear it does it make a sound Pooping face down on the diaper station Early warning signs that your friends are reading vice magazine articles Eat his rear end sea bass |
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it's like deadliest warrior except instead of a samurai vs spetsnaz it's a ghost vs a skeleton and we all discuss the various pros and cons of being a ghost and skeleton warrior ex. little ghosts can merge and form one big ghost but a skeleton can hold a gun
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deep dish peat moss posted:Kid Rock becoming a world-renowned geologist and renaming Earth's mantle the Baw Wit Da Baw Da Bang A Dang Diggy Layer Kid Rock visiting the White House with Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent
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cda posted:Sexy Woman Realtor: So, what do you think? 4 bedrooms, 3 and a half baths, hardwood floors throughout, newly furnished... All for under 100K ahahahahahhahahahahaah
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