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Welcome to Internet Tough Guy Club. The first rule of Internet Tough Guy Club is that you do not talk about Internet Tough Guy Club. The secound rule of Internet Tough Guy Club is you do not talk about Internet Tough Guy Club. The third rule of Internet Tough Guy Club is that we don't give a poo poo about the rest of the rules. This is the place to boast about your deeds, or misdeeds, bravado or heroism. What did you do today to be a internet tough guy? Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Apr 20, 2017 |
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Apr 20, 2017 18:22
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Uxzuigal posted:Welcome to Internet Tough Guy Club. I didn't talk about Tough Guy Cl...gently caress. |
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Apr 20, 2017 18:25
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Today I founded the Internet Tough Guy Club. Because I am a tough internet guy. I also painstakingly read the local newspaper, wrote an angry comment to some oblivious monkey that didn't agree with me - that ought to show em! I am contemplating my next moves as we speak. Revenge on City of Glompton of masaccring weed wolfs life long dream of having his own fairytale is on the list..
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Apr 20, 2017 18:25
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<3 Vanisher | I'm at the Internet Tough Club Club, and yes, I'm not wearing underwear behind these jeans. | |
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Apr 20, 2017 18:34
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I beat my own rear end and made myself take out a loan for my lunch money with an outrageous interest rate and I didn't even flinch
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Apr 20, 2017 18:36
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I ate a piece of jerky, and I'm not talking about the prepackaged chewy and sticky teriyaki pansy rear end poo poo, I'm talking about that solid leather rectangle that has been sitting in the circle k open air bin since before pumpkin spice bullshittery was even a thing.
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Apr 20, 2017 18:43
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threw out all my sticky tack and bought a fresh bin of thumbtacks; my kindergarten class is gonna have to learn the nature of the messed up world we live in.
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Apr 20, 2017 18:46
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tired of the byob tough guys pushing me in my locker and giving me swirlies in the bathroom
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Apr 20, 2017 18:50
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I didn't cry when the other internet tough guys said my waifu was trash, because I'm an internet tough guy.
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Apr 20, 2017 19:03
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gently caress My rear end posted:tired of the byob tough guys pushing me in my locker and giving me swirlies in the bathroom That's what happends when you don't pay people to beat your rear end.
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Apr 20, 2017 19:06
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I was accused, with these exact words, of being an "internet tough guy" when I made a mean comment online about my friend's dishes while I watched her kids. So if internet tough guy means whiny bitch, I guess i'm in?
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Apr 20, 2017 19:19
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*walks into the internet tough guy club* whoops sorry fellas! my bad. thought this was the byob gardening club
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Apr 20, 2017 19:24
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hello boys, what do we have here? it looks like a support group for wannabe internet tough guys...highly illegal. I'll be collecting your tough guy cards now, hand them over.
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Apr 20, 2017 19:28
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City of Glompton posted:hello boys, what do we have here? it looks like a support group for wannabe internet tough guys...highly illegal. Oh, that's rich for someone who enjoys kicking puppies. Weed Wolf remembers.
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Apr 20, 2017 19:53
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| Weedie Hut Juniors??? | |
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Apr 20, 2017 20:58
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Internet Tough Guy Statistics: Kittens Saved: 0 Favorite Food: Protein Shakes. Favorite Weapon: Fingers. Arch Nemesis: 5 year old with an internet connection. Worst fear: Mom pulling the plug.
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Apr 21, 2017 11:05
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Someone once told me welcome to the internet tough guy club how tough are you Well i said ill show you how internet tough i am do you really wanna see how internet tough i am He said yeah show me tough guy I got the feeling he was disrepecting me So I flexed the ol angelfire page Needless to say he never spoke to me again *kisses internet biceps* |
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Apr 21, 2017 13:35
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Someone once told me welcome to the internet tough guy club how tough are you If you think that's hardcore - I ventured to burning pits of "KaZaA" and came back alive. Got the scars to show for it too. Not to mention Morpheus.
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Apr 21, 2017 13:42
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today I invented the Internet Tough Guy Club Sandwich, which is suspiciously similar to a regular club sandwich but there is cayenne pepper in the mayonnaise and I scowl disapprovingly in your direction as I insert the plastic sword toothpicks and garnish with fresh kettle chips and an artisanal pickle |
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Apr 21, 2017 13:53
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Uxzuigal posted:If you think that's hardcore - I ventured to burning pits of "KaZaA" and came back alive. Got the scars to show for it too. Not to mention Morpheus. Woah old timer Whats youre routine that lets you still look that internet ripped |
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Apr 21, 2017 13:58
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someone make internettoughguy.club redirect to byob
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Apr 21, 2017 14:07
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Woah old timer Every day I open the Opera Web browser and spend 10 minutes looking at http://www.theworldsworstwebsiteever.com/ before doing my shopping at http://www.arngren.net if I am feeling particularly brave - I spend a few seconds in FYAD, looking at the latest forms of goatsee. I press on to CNN Politics comment section and read every single piece of poo poo that's been written while I was sleeping, digest it, keep the anger and feelings of despair deep inside me, I hold it in - so that when I find the first guy who looks at me the wrong way - I've got a nuclear shitstorm ready to be launched their way. If there is no one to launch the nuclear shitstorm on - I usualy find a Trump, Hillary or Bearnie support and launch it at them, claiming fake election and that weed wolf in reality was the real winner but they were too afraid to admit it. Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Apr 21, 2017
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Apr 21, 2017 14:13
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poo poo, after reading all that, today I found out I'm just a loving Internet Wimp. |
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Apr 21, 2017 14:57
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i got "POST MORE" tattooed on my knuckles |
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Apr 21, 2017 15:35
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ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:poo poo, after reading all that, today I found out I'm just a loving Internet Wimp. |
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Apr 21, 2017 17:02
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ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:poo poo, after reading all that, today I found out I'm just a loving Internet Wimp. Tough luck, you've now entered Internet Tough Guy Club, and anyone whom is here for the first time has to throw down or get his rear end beat. So, got any deeds you want to share? Or do you want to pay to have your rear end beat? This btw, is a real tough guy meal: 
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Apr 21, 2017 18:07
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The pile of mushrooms The giant energy drink ~~~tough perfection guy~~~ |
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Apr 21, 2017 18:37
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Rigged Death Trap posted:The pile of mushrooms When we die, and (hopefuly) go to heaven together with all the other tough guys - I will prepare a feast worthy of the toughest tough guy of them all... 
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Apr 21, 2017 18:45
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Uxzuigal posted:When we die, and (hopefuly) go to heaven together with all the other tough guys - I will prepare a feast worthy of the toughest tough guy of them all... I'm the horrible photographer who made an off center vanishing point >:-|
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Apr 21, 2017 19:08
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i designed a keyboard that is 20 sizes larger than normal so i can punch them with my HULK HANDS. GRAAHH, HULK TYPE.
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Apr 21, 2017 19:08
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:I'm the horrible photographer who made an off center vanishing point >:-| Proper camera and lighting work arent tough *flexing* Gotta learn to infer your info brah *another pose* Instagram is for wimps Now watch this I call this pose Tough guy hiking his jeans up to avoid plumbers crack |
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Apr 21, 2017 19:21
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Proper camera and lighting work arent tough Im so shredded my pants got a french opening.
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Apr 21, 2017 23:20
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To fuel my dayli internet shreddedness I've made onion rings.. with bacon. I will add these in the cups together with mashed potatos and cheese ofcourse when it's done.  
Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Apr 22, 2017
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Apr 22, 2017 14:43
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So, I've been away a few days being a real life tough guy as well - bathed in ice cold water today, just because you know - being a tough guy you need to do tough guy stuff. What have you guys and girls been doing? Anything impressive? If not, why are you in this thread?? *Menacing Fist* Oh, and I beat up a cockatrice. Which is basicaly a cock with a tricycle I believe..
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May 7, 2017 16:56
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Instead of shaving I intimidated my razor into growing a beard like mine |
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