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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I just buy a couple buck bag of spinach and throw some cheese, grape tomatoes, hard boiled egg, and a balsamic vinaigrette. Could probably eat at least 8 of these salads for 12 bucks.

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Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
You could get 24 cucumbers for 12$, which is a lot of cucumber

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!
I'm still waiting for the Keurig of Weed Vaporizers to come out:

The CannaCloud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0U_0RDm3QE

http://www.cannakorp.com/


Unfortunately it will not be compatible with the Keurig of Medical Cannibas

LEAF
The automated “Plug N’ Plant” home wifi connected weed fridge thats controlled by your smartphone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqhh8rqX3M8

Only $3,000
https://getleaf.co/

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

literally a hog posted:

I'm still waiting for the Keurig of Weed Vaporizers to come out:

The CannaCloud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0U_0RDm3QE

http://www.cannakorp.com/


Unfortunately it will not be compatible with the Keurig of Medical Cannibas

LEAF
The automated “Plug N’ Plant” home wifi connected weed fridge thats controlled by your smartphone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqhh8rqX3M8

Only $3,000
https://getleaf.co/

Holy poo poo people will overthink anything.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

ArbitraryC posted:

never actually played pokemon go I'm just saying it's possible to enjoy nice weather and the view of nature without being days deep into the woods. I don't have anything against camping I just find it kinda dumb when people try to one up each other over authenticity.

ok replace all my sentiments with this about one upping each other about authenticity

Honky Dong Country posted:

Holy poo poo people will overthink anything.

lol at "your medicine" its weed bitch

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

literally a hog posted:

I'm still waiting for the Keurig of Weed Vaporizers to come out:

The CannaCloud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0U_0RDm3QE

http://www.cannakorp.com/


Unfortunately it will not be compatible with the Keurig of Medical Cannibas

LEAF
The automated “Plug N’ Plant” home wifi connected weed fridge thats controlled by your smartphone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqhh8rqX3M8

Only $3,000
https://getleaf.co/

The first one creeps me out but the second one is pretty leet

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Honky Dong Country posted:

Holy poo poo people will overthink anything.

Their target demographic will be considering purchasing this while high, so it's pretty brilliant.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
"My life is so perfect and futuristic"

*spends whole existence blazed out of gourd*

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

"My life is so perfect and futuristic"

*spends whole existence blazed out of gourd*

Heck yeah.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

literally a hog posted:

I'm still waiting for the Keurig of Weed Vaporizers to come out:

The CannaCloud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0U_0RDm3QE

http://www.cannakorp.com/


Unfortunately it will not be compatible with the Keurig of Medical Cannibas

LEAF
The automated “Plug N’ Plant” home wifi connected weed fridge thats controlled by your smartphone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqhh8rqX3M8

Only $3,000
https://getleaf.co/

Here's one for 1700 CAD

https://grobo.io/

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

"My life is so perfect and futuristic"

*spends whole existence blazed out of gourd*

This post sounds ironic but it shouldn't be.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Bonzo posted:

Here's one for 1700 CAD

https://grobo.io/

that's kinda cool, but you can build this yourself with a cheap arduino knockoff, a cardboard box and some minor homedepot/radioshack crap for $59.99

millennials are too lazy to take care of a plant and too lazy to build an automated growbox that would take care of the plant. is there anything in existence that millenials are not too lazy for?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
it would be cool if you could eat the leftover poo poo after it juices it but you can't even do that lol

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

that's kinda cool, but you can build this yourself with a cheap arduino knockoff, a cardboard box and some minor homedepot/radioshack crap for $59.99

millennials are too lazy to take care of a plant and too lazy to build an automated growbox that would take care of the plant. is there anything in existence that millenials are not too lazy for?

They need more time to be offended by and complain about minutiae

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

"My life is so perfect and futuristic"

*spends whole existence blazed out of gourd*

This but unironically

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Demon Of The Fall posted:

it would be cool if you could eat the leftover poo poo after it juices it but you can't even do that lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_QqfxmvlNY

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

extra stout posted:

also surely he's had some pets die in his childhood he forgot to mention, what about a hamster? did he ever lose a grand parent to old age? we need more of his depressing personal life in the form of exaggerated lies to convince us he's JUST A REGULAR JOE, BUT GENIUS!!!

shouldn't this guy be selling upper tooth veneers 50 percent too big?

have you noticed he always seems to be wearing the same wrinkly linen shirt in all the different juicero promo shots like he's steve jobs in a black turtleneck











ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Wouldn't they be p much tasteless husks of fiber tho

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

big time bisexual posted:

have you noticed he always seems to be wearing the same wrinkly linen shirt in all the different juicero promo shots like he's steve jobs in a black turtleneck

Yeah, tbf that's probably a very nice shirt to wear constantly

never seen a chill linen shirt dude button so many buttons though

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

I'm going to make this wonderful glass of juice without making a mess or cutting anything, perfect, now I am going to tear apart the bag and cut up a bunch of poo poo and make a mess in my kitchen.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Bonzo posted:

There's a lake/campground near me that has WiFi of all loving things.

Finally I can take my iJuicer with me to a camping trip.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
So with this Canyonero juicer... nothing prevents you from emptying the bag, sticking some fruit in there, sealing that poo poo and pressing that, right?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

steinrokkan posted:

So with this Canyonero juicer... nothing prevents you from emptying the bag, sticking some fruit in there, sealing that poo poo and pressing that, right?

the bag has been registered as used with the server im sorry

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

steinrokkan posted:

So with this Canyonero juicer... nothing prevents you from emptying the bag, sticking some fruit in there, sealing that poo poo and pressing that, right?

Wrong, needs a QR code that hasn't been used yet

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I'm a vegetarian but vegans look like cancer patients

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Wrong, needs a QR code that hasn't been used yet

oh right, lol, i love manufactured scarcity

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Millennials!! :argh:

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

big time bisexual posted:

have you noticed he always seems to be wearing the same wrinkly linen shirt in all the different juicero promo shots like he's steve jobs in a black turtleneck


he thinks of himself as a woke indian yogi

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

shovelbum posted:

the bag has been registered as used with the server im sorry

i can't wait till we all have self-destructing heart plugs installed that trigger on consuming unlicensed food. no more profit stealing by dirty food pirates :argh:

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!
Why don't they have one for beer??? I buy a $1000 brewing machine and pay $7 per an ingredient packet, and then the machine brews a glass of beer for me right in my house. The packet is just a pre-brewed Bud Light

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Why isn't there a dick juicer, like I stick my dick in it and it milks me

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Rad Russian posted:

Why don't they have one for beer??? I buy a $1000 brewing machine and pay $7 per an ingredient packet, and then the machine brews a glass of beer for me right in my house.

somewhere out there an overworked patent clerk just sighed and a patent lawyer saw a dollar sign flash before his eyes

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Seriously though are there dick sucking machines and why is that technology so behind

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Seriously though are there dick sucking machines and why is that technology so behind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3GiEGPm-Ws

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Seriously though are there dick sucking machines and why is that technology so behind

Silicon Valley invests $120M in a $400 dick juicer that works worse than hands

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Slap a wig on that thing and you got yerself a deal partner

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Why isn't there a dick juicer, like I stick my dick in it and it milks me

I have one

It's called "Spunky Psycho Ho's wife"

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
:vince:

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

shovelbum posted:

I like all the goons smugging about how filthy fresh food is and how paying money for a nice entree salad is just the same as a CiCi's pizza salad bar which u should go to instead

Sorry you've never been to a Sweet Tomatoes or whatever where you can get the same sub-par salad with a bunch of veggie choices for less than the cost of whatever that Chicago stuff was and I get a booth to sit in not some industrial looking wood seats!

WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Apr 20, 2017

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Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Teikanmi posted:

I have one

It's called "Spunky Psycho Ho's wife"

I feel like you wanted to make a mom joke here

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