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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite

quote:

Cummingtonite is a metamorphic amphibole with the chemical composition (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2, magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

Monoclinic cummingtonite is compositionally similar and polymorphic with orthorhombic anthophyllite, which is a much more common form of magnesium-rich amphibole, the latter being metastable.

Cummingtonite shares few compositional similarities with alkali amphiboles such as arfvedsonite, glaucophane-riebeckite. There is little solubility between these minerals due to different crystal habit and inability of substitution between alkali elements and ferro-magnesian elements within the amphibole structure.

Cummingtonite was named after the town of Cummington, Massachusetts, where it was discovered in 1824.

Also it sounds like "cumming tonight" as one might say when planning to achieve sexual release later this evening, yet it is simply a mineral named after Cummington, MA, the site of its discovery, lending an unintentional humor to its name.

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

I don't get it

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
♪ I feel like cummingtonite, like cummingtonite ♪

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
im gay

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

lonesomedwarf posted:

I don't get it

I feel like I explained the humor very clearly in the OP.

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



walgreenslatino posted:

♪ I feel like cummingtonite, like cummingtonite ♪

gently caress now i want chicken

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008




mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

walgreenslatino posted:

♪ I feel like cummingtonite, like cummingtonite ♪

Does the gesture for this jingle require one arm or two?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
There used to be a goon geologist who was gonna name some new minerals amirite and ursorite but he never did

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Schist

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

shovelbum posted:

There used to be a goon geologist who was gonna name some new minerals amirite and ursorite but he never did

maybe he named them cummingtonite

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
is there mactonite?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Is this some kind of computer RAM joke??? you IT nerds and your wierd humor

Sodomeow
Sep 26, 2015
science is fun sometimes i guess :shrug:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
i already saw this on tv on a comedy panel show

therefore you sir, suck and are behind the times.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

lorn Wayne posted:

i already saw this on tv on a comedy panel show

therefore you sir, suck and are behind the times.

is QI better or worse now that Fry is no longer doing it?

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Mycroft Holmes posted:

is QI better or worse now that Fry is no longer doing it?

e: it's still ok, sandi's cool.

lorn Wayne fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Apr 22, 2017

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





OMGVBFLOL posted:

I feel like I explained the humor very clearly in the OP.

idgi either, could you elaborate a bit?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
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Feb 11, 2007

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haha, that dumb scientist didn't even realize the joke he was intentionally making!

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
I have no hope of finding cummingtonite without first finishing my study of pleasetouchmydicktonight and letmeputitinyourrectium

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
It's also a kind of asbestos. So be careful, cummingtonite could be dangerous if you get it inside you.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Friginator posted:

It's also a kind of asbestos. So be careful, cummingtonite could be dangerous if you get it inside you.

great. well what am i supposed to shove up my rear end now genius?

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

lorn Wayne posted:

great. well what am i supposed to shove up my rear end now genius?

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Is it radioactive or something? I can't find it for sale online.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
has anyone said geology rocks yet

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
no but personally I hated geology because it was hard and too long

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ice to 'meat' u op

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Elsa posted:

no but personally I hated geology because it was hard and too long

almost word for word what my wife said in the divorce papers

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
It had no girth so it was basically just a painful sensation at the back

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
pretty much like getting hosed with a pencil at the eraser end

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Elsa posted:

pretty much like getting hosed with a pencil at the eraser end

nabokov was said to run out of eraser before pencil he made so many erasings. imo he was probably a pedo but thats life,the man was a genius

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Orkin Mang posted:

nabokov was said to run out of eraser before pencil he made so many erasings. imo he was probably a pedo but thats life,the man was a genius

nice try now back to your pencil dick divorce

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Elsa posted:

nice try now back to your pencil dick divorce

she fell out of love with me and now im on my own. i dont know who i am anymore

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Edgerman's one weakness

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