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never know when you might need to put some unruly routers in their place or something?    
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They're all in hiding among the whirring of computer fans, waiting for the perfect moment to shoot up the place.
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Apr 21, 2017 16:43
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Why did you mug 5 IT guys?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Why did you mug 5 IT guys? We'll never know the sixth one shot op
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Apr 21, 2017 16:45
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also why do they carry xd 45s that's like the least practical conceal; carry gun of them all
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Apr 21, 2017 16:44
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I am an IT guy and I don't carry half of that poo poo. And the poo poo I do carry, I don't layout and label like it's some loadout screen from a fucken video game. Who the gently caress needs 2 different vaps, 2 pocket knifes and 2 multitools?
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Apr 21, 2017 16:44
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Computer janitors cannot stand the reality of their mundanity and invent fictions of themselves that have power over their lives through tool use.
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Apr 21, 2017 16:44
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edc people have autism https://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/
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sweatpants and tighty whiteys with tactical streaks
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Apr 21, 2017 16:45
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PTSD from high school bullies
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Apr 21, 2017 16:46
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I just carry a printer.
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Apr 21, 2017 16:46
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Burt Sexual posted:I just carry a printer. How far? Did it get you laid?
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Apr 21, 2017 16:46
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someone post that nasa janitor nerd pic i don't even know why i'm asking, it's coming regardless
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Apr 21, 2017 16:48
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Scared of bytes taking bites outta them.
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Apr 21, 2017 16:49
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real answer, because the demographics are going to be heavily weighted toward the giant suckass pussies that feel threatened by everything including sunlight while they are in an industry that provides huge amounts of disposable income and free time to both dream up and afford these stupid fantasies.
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i work in data which is the bastard child of IT and i carry just a debit card and phone. but that sql database probably isn't going to become sentient and attempt murder (again) so 
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Apr 21, 2017 16:49
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I carry a thumb drive with Linux on me at all times. At. All. Times.
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Apr 21, 2017 16:51
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mine is a roll of duct tape, zip ties, a single-piece steel claw hammer, an angle grinder, a pistol, a rusty spoon, and my keychain usb drive no money of any kind. found i can always get by without it
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Apr 21, 2017 16:52
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also good job OP, insulting IT nerds gets the most reaction here next to making fun of fat people. don't ever mock fat IT people
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Apr 21, 2017 16:52
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At least not these fat people. They'll shoot you.
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Apr 21, 2017 16:53
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Space Crabs posted:also good job OP, insulting IT nerds gets the most reaction here next to making fun of fat people. i thought it was poor people
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sexy mouse posted:i thought it was poor people spread the hate i say, just step outside and start screaming insults on the street 
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Apr 21, 2017 16:55
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They need to be as repellent as possible to women so they don't lose nerd cred by getting laid.
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Apr 21, 2017 16:58
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It's so none of the sales bros ever take their lunch money again.
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if women like one thing it's awkward thirsty dudes that are armed at all times with 3-4 types of weaponry
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Xaris posted:edc people have autism
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i can hardly keep my phone in my pocket how do you nerds stand this
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Apr 21, 2017 17:05
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I'm the monogrammed handkerchief in picture 3.
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Space Crabs posted:if women like one thing it's awkward thirsty dudes that are armed at all times with 3-4 types of weaponry so they should add a water bottle to their edc?
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Apr 21, 2017 17:09
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Lol just Lol if you don't carry multiple $$$ pocket knives and train in Krav Maga. These nerds are really just pinatas that will piss themselves and disgorge $6,000 in neat items and weapons when hit.
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Apr 21, 2017 17:12
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sexy mouse posted:also why do they carry xd 45s that's like the least practical conceal; carry gun of them all Aren't those made in Yugoslavia or something lol
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It's because they realize how fundamentally worthless they are to society and know the position they'll find themselves in when the real shooting starts OP
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I'm gonna say The Matrix.
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Space Crabs posted:Lol just Lol if you don't carry multiple $$$ pocket knives and train in Krav Maga. Yeah maybe they do this because they think videogames are real
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Yeah maybe they do this because they think videogames are real um i'll have you know they are, much like anime.
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Apr 21, 2017 17:15
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The gun is strictly for suicide, OP You'd be surprised how often it comes in handy in a corporate environment
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Apr 21, 2017 17:16
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The only 'EDC' thing I have is a little screwdriver set that I got at princess auto for two bucks. I did have a pocket knife but I lost it ice fishing. I should buy another one, it was actually super handy even for normal people who don't expect to ever have to enter a knife fight.
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Apr 21, 2017 17:17
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r u ready to WALK posted:The gun is strictly for suicide, OP You just want it to be there. For peace of mind.
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Apr 21, 2017 17:18
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that lifesized link plushie? totally saw it move on its own one night *4000 word creepypasta*
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Do they not have desks? I leave all that poo poo in my office until i need it.
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