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JUST GIMME 20 MORE MINUTES IM EXFOLIATING MY CALVES.
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*hears a dozen heavy items drop and crack on the floor*
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Apr 21, 2017 17:52
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*loud buzzing motors sounds despite not owning any electric toothbrushes or hair clippers*
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Apr 21, 2017 18:00
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Just finished shaving. Hair all over the shower slash tub. Face still has a patchy beard.
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Apr 21, 2017 18:17
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*brushes teeth after roommate finished pooping*
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Apr 21, 2017 18:21
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How many times have I told you!? It is more water efficient if we shower together. I thought you called yourself an environmentalist?
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Apr 21, 2017 18:21
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*jacks off into sink, complains that drain is clogged*
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Apr 21, 2017 18:24
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"I'm still peein jeez!" 
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Apr 21, 2017 18:25
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I'm running the shower to mask the sound of me jacking off. It's not working & you hear every wet stroke and then a deep groan as i cum on your toothbrush.
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Apr 21, 2017 18:27
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*carefully lines up the toothpaste tubes to fill my toothpaste from his*
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Apr 21, 2017 18:31
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*has diarrhea in the shower*
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Apr 21, 2017 18:35
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*dead*
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Apr 21, 2017 19:16
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*Runs hot shower for three hours* *sits on toilet* *Smokes half an ounce of weed*
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Apr 21, 2017 19:20
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*bathroom is unoccupied because I dont exist*
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Apr 21, 2017 19:20
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*sprays piss*
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Apr 21, 2017 19:23
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Here are some from the experience vault: *Forgets to close close bathroom door while pooping. *Sings songs very well for long durations of time in the early morning *Leaves beard trimmings *Always some mysterious sticky puddle on the floor that fucks up your socks *Bathroom is already crumbling from age, why give a poo poo? *Pube hairs stuck to dried piss on the toilet. *Uses your towel.
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Apr 21, 2017 19:23
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zaepg posted:Here are some from the experience vault: "forgets"
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Apr 21, 2017 19:26
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"Who keeps using all this toilet paper!?"
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Apr 21, 2017 19:28
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"Hold on! I just gotta finish reading this real quick." 'Call me Ismael.'
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Apr 21, 2017 19:31
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Gay Weed Dad posted:"Who keeps using all this toilet paper!?" 
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Apr 21, 2017 19:32
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*splashing sounds* *water spilling from underneath door* "Hey, you ok in there?" *water slowly turns pink* "Ok, we'll catch up later."
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Apr 21, 2017 23:03
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*sticks your toothbrush up rear end*
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Apr 22, 2017 00:24
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"Hey, sorry about that, man. I just finished scrubbing the tub and installed that new towel rack. You can take whichever one you prefer. Want to grab some milkshakes later?"
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Apr 22, 2017 00:43
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I'm sick because I have AIDS but don't find out for a few more years.
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Apr 22, 2017 01:06
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*poops in the tub, fishes it out with his coffee cup. Forgets about it and leaves it in there for you to find out.*
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Apr 22, 2017 01:17
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*pinches a loaf* *gets sued for sexual harassment*
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Apr 22, 2017 01:19
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Damnit grandma I told you already I'm taking a poo poo!
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Apr 22, 2017 02:25
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*takes shower unusually early and stays in there until the hotwater is out*
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Apr 22, 2017 06:38
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ArbitraryC posted:*takes shower unusually early and stays in there until the hotwater is out* most of the time i was (unintentionally) awake ~5 minutes before my roommate woke and I would be first in the shower (and semi-long showers) then some time getting ready, so my roommate would choose between being tired+unshowered or late for class  i was the bad roommate. then again so was he our third roommate never showered and would have a stack of paper towels ontop of the toilet. we asked him about it once and he just said "don't worry about it". idk what was up with that. Xaris fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Apr 22, 2017 |
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Apr 22, 2017 07:31
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Oh, by the way, we aren't gonna flush after peeing cause hydro is so expensive in this apartment. Hope this helps 
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Apr 22, 2017 07:42
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Mameluke posted:Oh, by the way, we aren't gonna flush after peeing cause hydro is so expensive in this apartment. Hope this helps if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down
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Apr 22, 2017 07:47
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Xaris posted:I did that sometimes but our hotwater at the transfer dorms sucked so it was easy to do. usually came back relatively quick I more meant at night, when I lived with roomies I mostly showered before bed to avoid the morning rush and it was never a problem until I had one that was like some sort of shower ninja and he'd always hop in right as I was thinking of taking a shower and then stay in for an hour until the water was luke warm at best. We did have a lovely water heater tho. I also had a roommate that would spend a half hour in the shower every morning when we were all getting ready, I didn't even need the shower cause I took mine at night but I had to hold in my morning piss every goddamn morning. I swear he just burst out of his room whenever my alarm went off cause I could never beat him to the bathroom regardless of the time I set, like I couldn't just roll things back 5 minutes to take a leak he'd be in there regardless.
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Apr 22, 2017 07:48
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Whistles while pooping
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Apr 22, 2017 08:09
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ArbitraryC posted:I more meant at night, when I lived with roomies I mostly showered before bed to avoid the morning rush and it was never a problem until I had one that was like some sort of shower ninja and he'd always hop in right as I was thinking of taking a shower and then stay in for an hour until the water was luke warm at best. We did have a lovely water heater tho. maybe hes a poltergeist evoked by ur crippling fomo
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Apr 22, 2017 08:58
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one time i heard buzzing so i knew my roommate was using my electric shaver cause he didn't have one (he kept the shower running to cover the noise but if anything it amplified it) and when I went in after there was a big poof of pubes in the trash. I told him I knew he used my razor to shave his pubes because the audial-visual evidence was pretty clear cut and he admitted he did it because he was mad at me because I made fun of how he never turns right at red lights when I was riding in his car. He was really proud of his cars and driving cars and he was a 5'2 puerto rican dude I still used the shaver after that
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Apr 22, 2017 09:20
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it was a lot of pubes though i think it was the first time that kid trimmed his junk to spite me for driving style mockery
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Apr 22, 2017 09:22
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I'm so glad I've only ever had two friends and my brothers as roomies before I starting just living on my own. Worst I dealt with was the occasional drunken argument over dumb poo poo that didn't matter the next day or a case of "Hey dude you puked in the bathroom sink/tub/shower you know you gotta clean that up, right?"Aesop Poprock posted:it was a lot of pubes though i think it was the first guy that kid trimmed his junk to spite me for driving style mockery 
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Apr 22, 2017 09:23
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time. time not guy
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Apr 22, 2017 09:26
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Aesop Poprock posted:time. time not guy Either way dude there's no part of that story that's not insane and that's why it's funny. "This fuckin' guy, how dare he criticize my driving? You know what'll show that son of a bitch? Shaving my pubes with his electric shaver. Heh, owned." Also the sad part is that he's kinda right, but also insane.
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For some reason spills lemon scented olive oil in the toilet bowl and the floor. The toilet brush handle is also covered completely in oil and there is some in the bath tub. Goes on to track oil all over the apartment with oil soaked socks on the way to watch Pumping Iron in my room. The room is covered in posters of muscle men.
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