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I gotta say I fuckin hate 4/20. It's strictly amateur hour, all these posers walking around pretending they've been into getting steadily blunted since back in the day, wearing their brand new knockoff Weed rear end hats. They don't even know what a Weed rear end is. Meanwhile, I was into smoking weed BEFORE it was cool, when it was just me and Jimmy Lee hiding in the covered slide at the playground, sneaking tokes off his grandma's floral print cigarette holder hoping the cool kids didn't find out where we were and whale on us, which they used to do all the time. You don't know how often we got beat up for blazeing it, but we weren't going to stop. We weren't doing it to make friends or be popular, we were just a couple of pimple-faced pre-teens trying to get as weird as the world was and having no luck. We hung out with Mary Jane when she wasn't nothing but a dope-eyed Mexican cholita wearing hand-me-downs from her dumbfuck older brothers. You wouldn't give her the time of day. And now it's all 420 this and 420 that. Get the gently caress outta here. I was into this poo poo when it was radioactive. Toxic. Social napalm. You couldn't get a girl prettier than a 3 to do a J with your mouth and even then, if she did, she'd deny it the next day.
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420 is the day to watch anime and smoke weed w/ your friends
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niiiiiiiice lmao
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I gotta say I fuckin hate 4/20. It's strictly amateur hour, all these posers walking around pretending they've been into getting steadily blunted since back in the day, wearing their brand new knockoff Weed rear end hats. They don't even know what a Weed rear end is. Meanwhile, I was into smoking weed BEFORE it was cool, when it was just me and Jimmy Lee hiding in the covered slide at the playground, sneaking tokes off his grandma's floral print cigarette holder hoping the cool kids didn't find out where we were and whale on us, which they used to do all the time. You don't know how often we got beat up for blazeing it, but we weren't going to stop. We weren't doing it to make friends or be popular, we were just a couple of pimple-faced pre-teens trying to get as weird as the world was and having no luck. We hung out with Mary Jane when she wasn't nothing but a dope-eyed Mexican cholita wearing hand-me-downs from her dumbfuck older brothers. You wouldn't give her the time of day. And now it's all 420 this and 420 that. Get the gently caress outta here. I was into this poo poo when it was radioactive. Toxic. Social napalm. You couldn't get a girl prettier than a 3 to do a J with your mouth and even then, if she did, she'd deny it the next day.
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Apr 20, 2017 18:19
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you think that's cool? i smoked weed before they invented it. just rolled up any old thing and smoked the hell out of it. didn't have to wait for a special day for it either. kids today smdh
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you think that's cool? i smoked weed before they invented it. just rolled up any old thing and smoked the hell out of it. didn't have to wait for a special day for it either. kids today smdh
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you think that's cool? i smoked weed before they invented it. just rolled up any old thing and smoked the hell out of it. didn't have to wait for a special day for it either. kids today smdh
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Apr 20, 2017 18:29
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the new season of bosch comes out tomorrow btw guys get on it
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you think that's cool? i smoked weed before they invented it. just rolled up any old thing and smoked the hell out of it. didn't have to wait for a special day for it either. kids today smdh
"Once upon at time there was this chick called FluffieDuckie, she was on her way to her grandma with a basket full of weed, for medical purposes ofcourse. She skipped along the road and suddenly there was this big, chill wolf.. "What are you doing?" the wolf said to FluffieDuckie. "I am just bringing this dank weed to my grandma, she gets grumpy if not!", "Well, we couldn't have that" the big, chill wolf said and dissapeared into the bushes..
After some time FluffieDuckie arrived at her grandma's house and knocked on the door, to her suprise it was open, and she could feel the all familiar smell of vape in the air. She entered and saw the BIG, CHILL WOLF and her grandma sitting in the living room vaping together. "Join us FluffieDuckie" they said in unison, and so she did - and lived chilling ever after. The end!"
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you think that's cool? i smoked weed before they invented it. just rolled up any old thing and smoked the hell out of it. didn't have to wait for a special day for it either. kids today smdh
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you think that's cool? i smoked weed before they invented it. just rolled up any old thing and smoked the hell out of it. didn't have to wait for a special day for it either. kids today smdh
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i ate pot brownies back when they were just brownies
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i ate pot brownies back when they were just brownies
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i smoked weed before i even knew what it was. first i was like, bwuh? uh oh, then i was like, haha
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remember being born? I don't, because I was high as poo poo, on the weed plant
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remember being born? I don't, because I was high as poo poo, on the weed plant
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when i was 3 my parents had to take me to hospital because i was eating grass in the backyard pretending to be a cow lol
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Apr 20, 2017 18:47
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"Nice bong...nerd" - teh school bully
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Apr 20, 2017 18:47
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as I recall it was p cramped
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Apr 20, 2017 18:50
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did you see the byob snapchat of a dude blazeing it up at church lol?
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Apr 20, 2017 18:51
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did you see the byob snapchat of a dude blazeing it up at church lol?
that poo poo was nuts lmao
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I'll admit I got to the weed smoking scene a bit late, but I feel like I've done alot of hard work to be able to claim "real" stoner status. I knew that I had found my people the first time I smoked a j with a white rasta in the quad at U of O and it really hit me hard: I had to catch up on everything I'd missed.
I could have gone the easy way and purchased the Bob Marley posters and my 90's stone rock (whattup Janes Addiction, Phish, Sublime, I love you guys!) from Amazon like every other poseur but I decided there were rules, a hidden stoner bushido, if you will, to be followed.
the campus dumpster (aka the magic swap shop) was my primary source of inspiration; after only two years, i had obtained, at no cost, a set of wooden beads for my doorway, tibetan prayer flags (slightly torn), enough Magic Eye posters that I don't remember what color my walls are, and the complete Reel Big Fish discography. I also found a pack of Rollos (unopened) and 1/3 of a bottle of 100 proof peppermint schnapps, so go me.
more prized items could be purchased at the local flea market. I found a puka shell necklace (lol oldskool right?) and a Bush tshirt
as well as this cup
that I converted into a bong without having to look at wikiHow for instructions. (I practiced smoking weed from a Coke can but gave that up because I don't want to get Alzheimer's.)
In short, I don't think you should make fun of me for being a millennial or act like weed isn't as important to me as it is to you, just because your old.
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i smoked weed before i even knew what it was. first i was like, bwuh? uh oh, then i was like, haha
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u think anyone is like "smoke? not cigarettes" but think cigs are cool and weed is dumb so are like "smoke? not weed"
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Remember in the Bible when Moses or whatever was talking to a burning bush? That was me, getting high as gently caress on Weed. There's no god.
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im actually the guy who invented weed. ama
how did you have the courage to invent weed even though everyone hated it and thought it was lame (back in the day)
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Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
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remember being born? I don't, because I was high as poo poo, on the weed plant
gently caress yeah, dude. I hot boxed that womb so bad that when my mom's water broke her cooter turned into a fog machine
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Remember in the Bible when Moses or whatever was talking to a burning bush? That was me, getting high as gently caress on Weed. There's no god.
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The early Sixties? (That would be for white folks.)
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archaeologists have recently discovered evidence that ancient cultures were aware of the psychoactive effects of burning the marijuana plant, and that they considered it "lame" and "a waste of time" according to crude caricatures of weed smokers found painted on cave walls in southern france
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