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Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince

Rand Brittain posted:

Imagine if Vampire was written by somebody who literally thought that there was nothing wrong about drinking people's blood and that vampires were cool and froody rebels who were the victims of prejudice by lame, non-sex-having losers who are completely incompetent and terribly evil and dangerous all at once.

Basically, Beast seems to have been written without the subtextual understanding that Beasts are monsters, and spend most of its time justifying all the evil that they do and complaining about the losers who don't appreciate them.

oh

i thought it was about being a big scary monster who has fun being evil and maybe i guess some players could try and play the more tragic "but i want to be good" route

that does sound kinda lame

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The Unlife Aquatic
Jun 17, 2009

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Xinder posted:

oh

i thought it was about being a big scary monster who has fun being evil and maybe i guess some players could try and play the more tragic "but i want to be good" route

that does sound kinda lame

It's loving horrendous and until the business with V20 and M20 the most disappointing thing OPP and WW had done in recent memory.

Ironslave
Aug 8, 2006

Corpse runner

Xinder posted:

oh

i thought it was about being a big scary monster who has fun being evil and maybe i guess some players could try and play the more tragic "but i want to be good" route

that does sound kinda lame

It also has some severe issues in terms of the consistency of its themes, and tries to promote itself as prone to cross-splat compatibility for some reason--to the point of suggesting Hunters are more likely to work with Beasts against the ineffectual-but-somehow-dangerous Heroes that antagonize Beasts.

Beast is a goddamn mess.

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

Beast should have been called Columbine: The Romanticizing

Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince

Ironslave posted:

It also has some severe issues in terms of the consistency of its themes, and tries to promote itself as prone to cross-splat compatibility for some reason--to the point of suggesting Hunters are more likely to work with Beasts against the ineffectual-but-somehow-dangerous Heroes that antagonize Beasts.

Beast is a goddamn mess.

This sounds really ridiculous to me. If they wanted a game that's all about cross-splat they should have held out for Deviant, which would have made way more sense. Beasts just don't seem like the type who would get along with others. It's why my group learned you don't mix vampires with changelings. Vampires are not nice and they will abuse how naïve the Changelings are and manipulate the poo poo out of them.

I love mixing templates but some of them just don't fit together thematically.

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer
Beasts is basically "I am a hurt individual who believes that I can fix people by causing fear within them, and its okay if I physically abuse/emotionally abuse them, because they deserved thus justifying my entire abusive nature. But oh look there is a group that are against us called Heroes, they are the douchebags of the world who dare to try and stop me. They are jackasses who deserve death.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Ironslave posted:

It also has some severe issues in terms of the consistency of its themes, and tries to promote itself as prone to cross-splat compatibility for some reason--to the point of suggesting Hunters are more likely to work with Beasts against the ineffectual-but-somehow-dangerous Heroes that antagonize Beasts.

Beast is a goddamn mess.

Most of that can be probably traced to Beast's creator Matt McFarland doubling down on everything Senior Scarybagels said while the rest of the writing staff try to work things in a Vampire-like direction. The Hunter supplement from the Kickstarter ranged from the Union explaining exactly why they're no better than child abusers to Cheiron grinding them up to make super-viagra for Trump.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Xinder posted:

What's the deal with Beast? I fell out a bit before it came out and now that I'm back in I don't understand why the op snubs it. I haven't actually looked at it in detail but I'm curious as to what makes it so bad. At a glance it just seems kinda okay but not that interesting.
*Rises like a horrible phoenix covered in the ashes of bad design decisions*
I have been summoned.
http://projects.inklesspen.com/fatal-and-friends/kurieg/beast-the-primordial/

Though that doesn't include the book full of utterly horrible Heroes that are 90% victimized homosexuals by volume and the Double-Beasts who poo poo eggs out of their genitals. Or the book with the beast-viagra for nega-trump.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Kurieg posted:

Or the book with the beast-viagra for nega-trump.

That was the good one

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Xinder posted:

how naïve the Changelings are

Maybe oWoD Changelings, but new Changelings have been slaves to actual soulless monsters and have no real metaphysical questions about the state of their soul. They absolutely know for a fact it's been mutilated. They can also trivially be made of fire, and every single one of them can control fate.

Any Vampire that starts messing with Changelings has profoundly hosed up. Profoundly.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Mulva posted:

Maybe oWoD Changelings, but new Changelings have been slaves to actual soulless monsters and have no real metaphysical questions about the state of their soul. They absolutely know for a fact it's been mutilated. They can also trivially be made of fire, and every single one of them can control fate.

Any Vampire that starts messing with Changelings has profoundly hosed up. Profoundly.

One of the sample Beasts in Conquering Heroes is one who's best friend was a Changeling. A Changeling who encouraged her friend to accept the fact that she was forever changed and that embracing her newfound power was a good thing.

It then goes on to describe how much of a colossally bad idea this was for everyone involved and for those in a 10 mile radius.

Emy
Apr 21, 2009
There's an amazingly bad line in Beast just one or two quotes above the one about "what would happen if we removed your masks" re: Demons.



I believe the appropriate response is a lengthy "fuuuuuuuuck yooooouuuuu"

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Kurieg posted:

Or the book with the beast-viagra for nega-trump.

I've filed this idea away for a future Hunter session where the group goes up against Seers of the Throne using testosterone supplements as mind control enhancers under the guise of a Men-aissance in masculinity titled Menergy Corp.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Emy posted:

There's an amazingly bad line in Beast just one or two quotes above the one about "what would happen if we removed your masks" re: Demons.



I believe the appropriate response is a lengthy "fuuuuuuuuck yooooouuuuu"

Don't forget that The Gentry are alternately scared shitless of Beasts or think that they're the best thing ever and let them ride along on Wyld Hunts. And that a Beast in the Hedge affects things like a max wyrd changeling or member of the Gentry would.

Ferrinus
Jun 19, 2003

i'm finding this quite easy, i guess in part because i'm a fast type but also because i have a coherent mental model of the world

Emy posted:

There's an amazingly bad line in Beast just one or two quotes above the one about "what would happen if we removed your masks" re: Demons.



I believe the appropriate response is a lengthy "fuuuuuuuuck yooooouuuuu"

Hmm... their power is in the blood, now I think about it. Checks out.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Kurieg posted:

Don't forget that The Gentry are alternately scared shitless of Beasts or think that they're the best thing ever and let them ride along on Wyld Hunts. And that a Beast in the Hedge affects things like a max wyrd changeling or member of the Gentry would.
Maybe Beasts are actually like little The Gentries?

Ironslave
Aug 8, 2006

Corpse runner
Beasts are louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Whenever they're not on-screen, all the other supernaturals ask "where's the Beast?"

Gantolandon
Aug 19, 2012

Rand Brittain posted:

Imagine if Vampire was written by somebody who literally thought that there was nothing wrong about drinking people's blood and that vampires were cool and froody rebels who were the victims of prejudice by lame, non-sex-having losers who are completely incompetent and terribly evil and dangerous all at once.

Basically, Beast seems to have been written without the subtextual understanding that Beasts are monsters, and spend most of its time justifying all the evil that they do and complaining about the losers who don't appreciate them.

Actually it's worse. A vampire can, at least theoretically, feed while minimizing the harm they do. Beasts are all about abusing people to the point of damaging their Integrity, maiming or killing them for minor infractions. The example play in the main book gives an example of a Beast choking a frat boy with a plastic bag to the point he passes out for stealing Halloween candy. It's worth noting in the first draft he was actually a teenager - this was changed, as the readers didn't take it well.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

F&F writeups tend to be overlong but all you need to do is scan over the art to understand that Beast is explicitly an otherkin game

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Nessus posted:

Maybe Beasts are actually like little The Gentries?

Kind of, but like many things about Beasts, if it's not plain poo poo it's still redundant: high-Wyrd Changelings are already on their way to becoming True Fae.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Otherkin: The Grudgening

gtrmp
Sep 29, 2008

Oba-Ma... Oba-Ma! Oba-Ma, aasha deh!

Basic Chunnel posted:

F&F writeups tend to be overlong but all you need to do is scan over the art to understand that Beast is explicitly an otherkin game

otherkin by way of Witch Girl Adventures

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
Don't make me link that one too. :argh:

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Basic Chunnel posted:

F&F writeups tend to be overlong but all you need to do is scan over the art to understand that Beast is explicitly an otherkin game

this. on top of feeding on emotional abuse and disproportionate harm, beasts are just ordinary people with a monster's soul in place of their own. their main magical deal is a non-portable magical lair. they are furries: the r9king.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

crime fighting hog posted:

I've filed this idea away for a future Hunter session where the group goes up against Seers of the Throne using testosterone supplements as mind control enhancers under the guise of a Men-aissance in masculinity titled Menergy Corp.
If this isn't a product and commercial of theirs then you have done everyone a disservice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

Tasoth
Dec 13, 2011
Oh, having just finished W:tF, don't forget Uratha are super buddy-buddy with Beasts. But if a Beast steps into the shadow, they immediately become ground zero for a maelstrom of pain, suffering and other bad spirits/essence. Which would be aggressively bad for a pack to have happen in their territory as it makes their job harder, and lets every other pack that can sense it know they can't take care of their turf, therefore they are weak and should not be holding onto it.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

All that aside, beasts are kin to werewolves and they get together for HUGE parties

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
Nooooope.

Maybe Hunters in Darkness, because they love anything that keeps nubby mortals away from sacred places, but basically every other tribe sees Beasts as hazards to be avoided at best and targets of the Siskurh-dah at worst.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Xinder posted:

oh

i thought it was about being a big scary monster

:lol: Beast is so bad at its own elevator pitch that for the most part you don't get to be an actual scary monster in physical form. You feel like a dragon. (A dragon that perpetuates abusive relationships to "teach lessons" but is also supposed to be the good guy.)

It absolutely is an unintentional parody of the worst Tumblr otherkin bullshit. It's like someone read nothing but watchful-entity and then said "Yes, this would both be fun to pretend to be and would be complimentary to the subject." Otherkin and Tumblr deserve better.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
it also means there'll never be a good world of darkness splat for being dragons and krakens and poo poo, which kind of sucks

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
I noticed in the Monday notes that Geist is in it's second draft. Have we gotten any info on the changes? I know it was one of the less liked splats, but I really enjoyed the idea and the premise of Geists.

TwoWordName
Jan 3, 2013


There is a thread on the Onyx Path forums that has some of the changes hinted at by the developer. That's about all that is out there right now.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Xinder posted:

This sounds really ridiculous to me. If they wanted a game that's all about cross-splat they should have held out for Deviant, which would have made way more sense. Beasts just don't seem like the type who would get along with others. It's why my group learned you don't mix vampires with changelings. Vampires are not nice and they will abuse how naïve the Changelings are and manipulate the poo poo out of them.

I love mixing templates but some of them just don't fit together thematically.
Beasts sure do seem like everybody else would hate them, but they have a magical effect (of the always-on variety) which makes all the other splats have a good impression of them.

Ironslave posted:

Beasts are louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Whenever they're not on-screen, all the other supernaturals ask "where's the Beast?"
This. Beasts are basically half Poochie, half disturbingly accurate descriptions of real-world abuse methods.

The Unlife Aquatic
Jun 17, 2009

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Zereth posted:

Beasts sure do seem like everybody else would hate them, but they have a magical effect (of the always-on variety) which makes all the other splats have a good impression of them.

Except, apparently, Demons.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Soonmot posted:

I noticed in the Monday notes that Geist is in it's second draft. Have we gotten any info on the changes? I know it was one of the less liked splats, but I really enjoyed the idea and the premise of Geists.

Will Life Will Change play when we enter the underworld?

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




Tasoth posted:

Oh, having just finished W:tF, don't forget Uratha are super buddy-buddy with Beasts. But if a Beast steps into the shadow, they immediately become ground zero for a maelstrom of pain, suffering and other bad spirits/essence. Which would be aggressively bad for a pack to have happen in their territory as it makes their job harder, and lets every other pack that can sense it know they can't take care of their turf, therefore they are weak and should not be holding onto it.

Aye, no. Beasts may think that, but...

WtF: The Pack posted:

For their part, werewolves think of Beasts the same way they think of everyone: prey or not-prey. Though Beasts have a talent for ingratiating themselves with supernatural beings, to the People, the Children are often difficult to peg. Some are true monsters, people-eating trolls and gorgons turning victims to stone, all in need of a Siskur-Dah. Others are relatively benign, but packs who encounter Heroes may see the Beast slayers as confirmation that the Begotten have little value, and might see fit to join those Heroes on their hunt.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Yams Fan
It would have made for a better splat crossover if heroes were just, you know, other splats. Hunter being the most obvious, but you can see tons of potential for others (and that Werewolf quote is a perfect setup, or a Guardian of the Veil donning the Heroe's Mask to put down a Beast etc).

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


Zereth posted:

Beasts sure do seem like everybody else would hate them, but they have a magical effect (of the always-on variety) which makes all the other splats have a good impression of them.

Sounds like a medical case of Mary-Suesm if there ever has been any.

What a stupid splat.

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell

The Unlife Aquatic posted:

Except, apparently, Demons.

More evidence that Demon is objectively the best splat.

What's that stereotype quote Beast has for demons? 'What would you do if I took off your mask?'

The answer is 'become a sixteen-foot tall mechanical monstrosity with a thousand eyes on my dozen wings, surrounded by rings of fire, yelling 'BE AFRAID' at you.' (gently caress 'BE NOT AFRAID' in this context, even if what's angels are meant to yell.) Demons are even better at turning into actual monsters than Beasts are.

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Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Loomer posted:

The answer is 'become a sixteen-foot tall mechanical monstrosity with a thousand eyes on my dozen wings, surrounded by rings of fire, yelling 'BE AFRAID' at you.' (gently caress 'BE NOT AFRAID' in this context, even if what's angels are meant to yell.) Demons are even better at turning into actual monsters than Beasts are.

Angels only say BE NOT AFRAID when it's true, and do so because the inherent human reaction to encountering a higher being from a level of existence that is simply beyond them, even aside from the whole flaming wheel thing. Even when they come 'like a son of man' (disguised, basically) they still inspire that raw dread. The idea of a biblical angel that is not sent as a messenger and actually has a very good reason to gently caress you up is the kind of thing that gives me the willies.

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