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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

what's the kayfabe reason for why wrasslers are so aggro

Fighting spirit and steroids

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Bill Goldberg posted:

i miss alexa

Charlotte is literally better in all respects.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

when the shooting stars first showed up i thought they had a new usos-esque gimmick but last week they had normal wrestlegear on

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Codependent Poster posted:

Beat the Cock match
Finally, my path to becoming world heavyweight champion

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lol remember the time roman got a make a wish kid boo'd

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Charlotte is literally better in all respects.

lmao nope

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Charlotte if gold runs through your veins I think a couple are leaking

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bill Goldberg posted:

i miss alexa

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Charlotte is literally better in all respects.

you are banned from my patented thread

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Charlotte is literally better in all respects.

:chloe:

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

She's taller, for instance.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Bill Goldberg posted:

you are banned from my patented thread

I'm revoking your patent.

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol remember the time roman got a make a wish kid boo'd

That's all I can think about when Roman and Make-a-Wish appear together.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol remember the time roman got a make a wish kid boo'd

That kid wasn't from around here! Didn't you see his crazy passport?!?

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

RacistGuidingLight posted:

She's taller, for instance.
But I was under the impression that could be taught?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Bill Goldberg posted:

you are banned from my patented thread

the host must defeat the cancer known as RGL

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I'm revoking your patent.

it's too late, you are banned, i'm sorry

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the colons

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
American Alpha are more boring than Enzo and Cass

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Check my colons please

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i just tried :poo poo: :poop: :diarrhea: and other similar words for a long time and this forum is not properly equipped to make THE COLONS jokes

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

When did The Shining Stars rebrand themselves to The Men's Fragrances?

Awwwwwwwwwww yess Breezango later.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
gable's stretching that colon out

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

dromal phrenia posted:

the host must defeat the cancer known as RGL

I'm a Gemini.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
i'm still angry about how loving lame and long that ziggler bit was. i almost swore off smackdown.

almost

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i hope the hot cops win

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Bill Goldberg posted:

gable's stretching that colon out

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
i dont understand this match gimmick

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
If AA wanted to win quickly, why not just go for Grand Amplitude right away.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

is the show good.

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


reach42 posted:

i dont understand this match gimmick

Two matches with four different teams, whoever wins their match fastest gets the #1 contendership.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

reach42 posted:

i dont understand this match gimmick

beat the clock challenges usually mean really short matches and thats dumb

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Lighter Haired Colon used that guy's greasy hair as a slip-n-slide right out of the ring.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i know they have lovely gimmicks but calling them colons is going too far

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
I can't believe AA has been on SDL since a July. Have they had a single story line or done anything memorable?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
colon is a little loose in the ring

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

"colon" with a stylized O written right on their butts

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
They're still employed because nepotism right? They are garbage

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
which one of the colons is sin cara

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the colons have been voided

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