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Samovar posted:Wasn't that reputed to be a red hot spear/bar to boot? But yeah, it's as likely as that one king who drowned in a barrel if wine. Edmund Ironside (who was a pre-Norman King of England) is supposed to have been stabbed by an assassin who was hiding in his toilet pit. Richard II is the one who was alleged to have been killed when a group of assassins stuck a red hot poker up his rear end while the one who was supposedly drowned in butt of wine was the Duke of Clarence, who was the brother of Edward IV.
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Bottom line ninjas hide whereever the hell they please and stab you to death whereever the hell they please. Also ninjas have very strange preferences.
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"Bastian made many other wishes, and had many other amazing adventures - before he finally returned to the ordinary world. But that's... another story."
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Apr 27, 2017 11:56
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HPanda posted:"Bastian made many other wishes, and had many other amazing adventures - before he finally returned to the ordinary world. But that's... another story." 
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Post funny pictures, please. Give more please now. 400 more please. All of them. Give. Thank.
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Apr 27, 2017 13:27
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The one on the right, clearly.
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Apr 27, 2017 13:27
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mobby_6kl posted:The one on the right, clearly. Racist
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Apr 27, 2017 13:49
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He's doing the Nick Weber Strut.
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HPanda posted:"Bastian made many other wishes, and had many other amazing adventures - before he finally returned to the ordinary world. But that's... another story." Ha! 
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You wouldn't download a kebab.
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Apr 27, 2017 14:07
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Not an American Kebab, that's for sure
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Apr 27, 2017 14:13
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I wonder what it looked like before the Restauration.
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Apr 27, 2017 14:15
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MisterBibs posted:Wasn't the case with a lot of those things that the monks who drew them never really saw them in person (being cloistered or otherwise not really wandering around), so they just had to go off what people said they looked like? 
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Arx Monolith posted:Give more please now. http://the-toast.net/series/two-monks-inventing-things/
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mobby_6kl posted:Not an American Kebab, that's for sure Americain.
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Smashing
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MizPiz posted:Smashing Haha
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Gorilla Salad posted:No, Edmund II, though the account is disputed. Wheat Loaf posted:Edmund Ironside (who was a pre-Norman King of England) is supposed to have been stabbed by an assassin who was hiding in his toilet pit. Yeah the pic that started off this whole discussion was of Edmund II: Here's the full illustration:  That's Edmund and Cnut engaging in single combat on the left, Eddie and Cnut kissing and making up in the middle and Eddie getting stabbed in the shitter over on the right CNUT WINS FATALITY The story about how they decided to end the war by engaging in single combat rather than losing more men in huge battles is also probably apocryphal, with the historians who invented that story also writing in some sick burns that they allegedly laid on each other during the fight: quote:[The fight gave rise] to one memorable phrase: when their horses were slain and they became foot-soldiers, Cnut, who was slender, thin and tall, pressed Edmund, who was big and smooth - in other words, fairly stout - with such prowess and persistency of attack, that in a pause allowed for rest, Edmund stood panting heavily and drawing deep breaths; and in the hearing of the ring, Cnut said: 'Edmund, you breathe too short.' He blushed; but kept a modest silence, and at the next attack came down upon Cnut's helmet with such a stroke that he touched the ground with knee and hand; but Edmund stepped back and neither crushed the fallen foe nor harassed the down-struck; only avenging a word by a word, he retorted: 'Not too short, if I can bring so great a king off his feet.' The Danes accordingly, when they saw that Edmund had deferred to their lord in a conflict of such mighty issue, and that when victory was ready to his hand he had delayed his triumph, compelled the two by many prayers and tears to make a treaty. 
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Wtf is a cyber kumpie?
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Wheat Loaf posted:Richard II is the one who was alleged to have been killed when a group of assassins stuck a red hot poker up his rear end [edit] There was probably just one assassin: 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Suuuuure they did And that king...was Albert Einstein.
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See, this is why I gently caress up everyone's names evenly at the start of a semester. I even tell the students before the first roll call, "I am going to butcher some names here, so I apologize in advance for what is about to happen." Edit: Also, so apparently no one is going to mention how awesome and funny the name "Cnut" is? Railing Kill has a new favorite as of 19:50 on Apr 27, 2017 |
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Lol just lol if you can't pronounce Tanya Degurechaff
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http://i.imgur.com/83430vY.gifv
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Apr 27, 2017 20:01
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 A "caring hands" ring.
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Apr 27, 2017 20:53
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That isn't going to work. Both the liar and the truth teller would claim to be the good boy.
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Roro posted:
No rin- oh. Huh.
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Facebook Aunt posted:That isn't going to work. Both the liar and the truth teller would claim to be the good boy. Nah, it's easy. You ask one of them if the other would say he is a good boy. If the one you asked says 'no' then the other dog is a good boy. If the one you ask says 'yes' the that one is a good boy.
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John Big Booty posted:Edward II was the hot poker guy. Richard II died from mixing wine and Pop Rocks. Did they check the toilet for number two?
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Apr 27, 2017 21:09
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How to Train Your Dragon 3 looking suprisingly erotic.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:How to Train Your Dragon 3 looking suprisingly erotic. It's probably from the porn parody How To Blow Your Dragon.
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Roro posted:
Should be a ruby.
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Roro posted:
Ahh yes. The SA Class of 2003 ring. I have one of my own.
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Boinks posted:Ahh yes. The SA Class of 2003 ring. I have one of my own. It's a nice keepsake; I haven't worn mine in years.
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What's the deal with chain mail? Is there a chain post office somewhere?
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Facebook Aunt posted:That isn't going to work. Both the liar and the truth teller would claim to be the good boy. they're both good boys
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