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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy


Tasteful Dickpic posted:

She was the Skater Moon, said "See you later goon"

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

why would she be talking to goons

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

why would she be talking to goons

They weren't good enough for her

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Radical and BADical! posted:

my nephew told me the other day that cats have an international phone system called "the mewphone", it is currently just out of prototype phase and that my one cat hates the other cat because she tweeted something mean about him on mewphone v. 1.0 and he never got over it

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012

I was really expecting that to be in the "poo poo kids say" thread

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Bobby Digital posted:

They weren't good enough for her

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

UWBW posted:

Edit: content


donquixotic posted:

Number 3 on my dick, number 1 on my face, number 2 can watch

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

I'm at a loss

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

If that's a loss edit I admit it's beyond my understanding

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Its a well done steak shown as a nice rare steak when it was young.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Manas in TFF murdered a steak and proudly showed it off as "a bit medium" in the chat thread (he burned a hole in it) and had a meltdown when we made fun of him.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Manas in TFF murdered a steak and proudly showed it off as "a bit medium" in the chat thread (he burned a hole in it) and had a meltdown when we made fun of him.

Link?

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

MizPiz posted:

Smashing

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

We're less actively prone to violence, rape, etc. But it is a stretch to assume that it is because of inherent behavioral trends instead of just that people are super fat now so if some pedophile wants to gently caress a six year old he has to hit the treadmill first because he can't outrun him or even climb a tree if the little guy gets up there. Also, phone cameras.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sagebrush posted:

If that's a loss edit I admit it's beyond my understanding

there's an app that takes your photo and makes you a old/young/opposite gender

ill leave you to guess the rest of the joek

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Sam Bradford Lmao posted that steak in the football forum and he got roasted for like five pages. Other than that I don't get the joke

WaywardWoodwose
May 19, 2008

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
Does anyone have the quote about a guy setting up a service to mail candy to his loved ones after he dies?

The point was to have X amount of packages, each one with a letter saying how many packages were left, and after death if it was at all possible, he would do his best to stop the remaining packages to show he was still with them, though if that failed you could still eat the candy and think of him.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Gay Horney posted:

Sam Bradford Lmao posted that steak in the football forum and he got roasted for like five pages. Other than that I don't get the joke

on the subject of being roasted for a long time

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Imagine being murdered by that guy on the battlefield.

Shame. Honour. Bewilderment?

Also yeah, I'd also like a link to the steak meltdown.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

I looked it up, it begins here

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

WaywardWoodwose posted:

Does anyone have the quote about a guy setting up a service to mail candy to his loved ones after he dies?

The point was to have X amount of packages, each one with a letter saying how many packages were left, and after death if it was at all possible, he would do his best to stop the remaining packages to show he was still with them, though if that failed you could still eat the candy and think of him.

It wasn't a quote, it was a comic. I found it for you anyway.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



dont make me cry goontears in the quote thread you fucker

post it here, maybe thatll disturb the weird destructive spiral its in:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3794989

WaywardWoodwose
May 19, 2008

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
Thanks! I guess being a comic is what made it so hard to google.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
gently caress all of you

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Powaqoatse posted:

dont make me cry goontears in the quote thread you fucker

post it here, maybe thatll disturb the weird destructive spiral its in:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3794989

It's comics after all.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

The time travel elements are not really central to the main character goals in Back to the Future. I watch tons of movies that involve people having sex with their mom that have little to no time travel involved.

Lobok posted:

Are you kidding? Those are the most inventive time travel stories of all because they rely on viewer input to fast-forward and rewind.

edit:

The Cameo posted:

The time travel in Terminator is literally just a plot device to put a robot, a future man, and a waitress on a collision course. You could replace the references to time travel and the future with references to space and other planets and not much changes.

Back To The Future winds the time travel into the plot itself, pretty deeply at that.

WeAreTheRomans posted:

How do you get the future man without the time travel?

MrJacobs posted:

How can they pork to create the savior of humanity if there is no future Wher humanity needs saving?

Lobok posted:

I've travelled across an ocean of stars to gently caress one of your minimum wage coffee pourers.

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 04:04 on Apr 28, 2017

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.


Beachcomber posted:

This fills the crab.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
I don't know if I'm old now, but I haven't gotten like 2 references in a row. It fills the crab?

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
This is my favourite thread.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Uh, thanks. I guess.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Crab funny

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Don't know how you could have been on the internet, much less these forums, at any point in the last several years and not have seen that picture somewhere.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I always thought you killed crabs the same way you kill lobsters.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Collateral Damage posted:

I always thought you killed crabs the same way you kill lobsters.

psychological torture?

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

ive got me pubes out

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That normally kills lobsters, in your experience???

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
This kills the joke.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Collateral Damage posted:

I always thought you killed crabs the same way you kill lobsters.
Nail them to the ground with a spike made of Hawthorne, decapitate them and place the head on the far end of the grave and then fill it with firewood and set it on fire making sure to not let any of swarm of vermin that scatter from the flames escape as the fiend can regenerate fully if even the tiniest bit is left unburned?


Or was that Sasquatch?

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