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rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

B17 is literally cyanide if anyone doesn't know.

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Indecisive posted:

that article is loving poo poo and means nothing, hope this helps

"we asked 3 "nutritionists", and by nutritionists we mean 3 random people who also read articles on the internet and pretend they're experts to make money off soccer moms"

People who peddle overpriced unregulated sweets to you know better.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:17

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

rodbeard posted:

B17 is literally cyanide if anyone doesn't know.

Its in apples tho, it can't be bad for you!

# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:19

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

rodbeard posted:

B17 is literally cyanide if anyone doesn't know.

I was thinking to myself, "aren't apricot kernels poisonous?" Of course they are

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RCarr: Dec 24, 2007

Fools. I've spent years building an immunity to cyanide.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:22

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

RCarr posted:

Fools. I've spent years building an immunity to cyanide.

Are you preparing to go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line?

# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:23

RCarr: Dec 24, 2007

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Are you preparing to go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line?

"YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY!!!"

# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:26

SplitSoul: Dec 31, 2000

rodbeard posted:

B17 is literally cyanide if anyone doesn't know.

But at least it's kosher. That's nice to know.

Oh, wow: http://www.sunfood.com/blog/recipes/b-17-blast-off-smoothie/

# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:55

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Kwyndig posted:

I was thinking to myself, "aren't apricot kernels poisonous?" Of course they are

quote:

According to one study, the minimal lethal dose for a man who weighs 155 pounds is 35 to 245 milligrams. A second study placed the lethal dose between 140 and 280 milligrams.

Fancy playing the odds?

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Start each day with a handful of Flinstones Chewables, imho.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:31

Billy the Mountain: Feb 3, 2005; I used to be TheRealLuquado

RCarr posted:

"YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY!!!"

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:31

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Billy the Mountain posted:

Dude's just happy if there's no poison in his cup in the morning. That's a good day.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:35

Rangpur: Dec 31, 2008

RFC2324 posted:

Its in apples tho, it can't be bad for you!

I learned this thanks to an episode of G.I. Joe where they destroy Cobra's out-of-control blob monster by using bombers to drop a million apples into it, thereby killing it from a cyanide overdose. When I was a kid, I thought that was the coolest poo poo ever and started going out of my way to eat the entire apple, core and seeds included to build up a cyanide resistance. Still do, actually--it's more convenient than looking for a place to toss the core. But in retrospect I mostly wonder why they didn't just get the government to give them like a 100 gallons o

# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:39

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Rangpur posted:

PRAY... FOR... MOJO...

I learned this thanks to an episode of G.I. Joe where they destroy Cobra's out-of-control blob monster by using bombers to drop a million apples into it, thereby killing it from a cyanide overdose. When I was a kid, I thought that was the coolest poo poo ever and started going out of my way to eat the entire apple, core and seeds included to build up a cyanide resistance. Still do, actually--it's more convenient than looking for a place to toss the core. But in retrospect I mostly wonder why they didn't just get the government to give them like a 100 gallons of c

Just toss your apple core into any patch of grass. You're not littering, you're a modern day Johnny Appleseed! :patriot:

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Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Billy the Mountain posted:

A-HA-HA-HA-*hrrk*

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RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Rangpur posted:

PRAY... FOR... MOJO...

I learned this thanks to an episode of G.I. Joe where they destroy Cobra's out-of-control blob monster by using bombers to drop a million apples into it, thereby killing it from a cyanide overdose. When I was a kid, I thought that was the coolest poo poo ever and started going out of my way to eat the entire apple, core and seeds included to build up a cyanide resistance. Still do, actually--it's more convenient than looking for a place to toss the core. But in retrospect I mostly wonder why they didn't just get the government to give them like a 100 gallons o

When I was in high school, I had a friend who maintained a supply of cyanide, 'just in case'. He gathered it by cooking it out of apple seeds, and would pass it around so we could all smell how almondy it was.

I wonder if he is dead yet.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:35

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

RFC2324 posted:

When I was in high school, I had a friend who maintained a supply of cyanide, 'just in case'. He gathered it by cooking it out of apple seeds, and would pass it around so we could all smell how almondy it was.

I wonder if he is dead yet.

"Hey, does this smell like cyanide to you?"

# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:40

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

spog posted:

"Hey, does this taste like cyanide to you?"

# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:42

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

spog posted:

"Hey, does this smell like cyanide to you?"

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Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

zoux posted:

Start each day with a handful of Flinstones Chewables, imho.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:03

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

A lot of people in the pocket of Big Vitamin here

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remusclaw: Dec 8, 2009

DryGoods posted:

A lot of people in the pocket of Big Vitamin here

Is that a naked Errol Flynn on the TTF watch?

# ? Apr 28, 2017 22:46

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: hosed with Cyanide Chewables

# ? Apr 28, 2017 22:49

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

DryGoods posted:

How do they put clothes in the washer...

# ? Apr 28, 2017 23:02

RaspberryCommie: May 3, 2008; Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Solice Kirsk posted:

This seriously pisses me off. My grandma was diagnosed with cancer last year and people tried to foist this poo poo off on her.

I convinced her not to eat any at least. They even advertised their particular apricot kernels as "extra bitter". Gotta have that extra poison in there.

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Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

"I hate Mondays".

I want to shoot
The whole day down

# ? Apr 28, 2017 23:05

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Eat the entire bag in one sitting, let God decide your fate.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 23:07

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

RaspberryCommie posted:

This seriously pisses me off. My grandma was diagnosed with cancer last year and people tried to foist this poo poo off on her.

I convinced her not to eat any at least. They even advertised their particular apricot kernels as "extra bitter". Gotta have that extra poison in there.

Wait, that is a real product? I thought it was a joke thing for internet points. :wtc:

# ? Apr 28, 2017 23:06

RaspberryCommie: May 3, 2008; Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Bogan King posted:

Wait, that is a real product? I thought it was a joke thing for internet points.

IT absolutely is. It's another one of those "It totally works, but BIG PHARMA doesn't want you to know about it"

(It actually was used as a cancer treatment in the early 20th century, but even communist Russia considered it too lethal to use)

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Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

How would it cure cancer.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 23:11

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Dead people don't die of cancer I guess.

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remusclaw: Dec 8, 2009

Phlegmish posted:

How would it cure cancer.

Cancer requires a living body to spread.

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AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

B17/Laetrile is such a notoriously awful bit of snake oil that even other pseudoscience peddlers will call it out for being dangerous and ineffectual.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 23:13

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Doesn't look like Laetrile did anything.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 23:17

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

That thing was great when it was a funny product pisstake of the vitamin and supplement bullshit market now it's really loving depressing.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 23:18

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Ride The Gravitron posted:

How do they put clothes in the washer...

Look closer. Its a front loader.

Just be careful not to bump the dryer pile.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 23:29

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

Dude's just happy if there's no poison in his cup in the morning. That's a good day.

Was anyone else deeply confused that My Dinner with Andre did not feature Andre the giant?

Serious question

# ? Apr 28, 2017 23:40

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

syscall girl posted:

Was anyone else deeply confused that My Dinner with Andre did not feature Andre the giant?

Serious question

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Breakfast_with_Blassie

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